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posted April 28, 2009 05:03 PM            

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In typical Virgo fashion, I am very PICKY about my porn.lol. As a result, I have not watched more than 10 porn movies in my entire life. Most porn movies bores me. I do get turned on if there is steamy sex as part of a story, but the usual porn with sex happening within 1 minute of opening scene, ** YAWN **.

I think it's because I have Neptune and Saturn in my 8th house, so while I see sex as a down-to-earth necessary sometimes scary activity (Saturn), I also see it as something deeply sacred and spiritual (Neptune).

If I were to make the perfect porn movie for me, the story line would be about ancient fertility rites, tantric rituals, temple goddesses mating with temple gods or with mere mortals, ya know, that sort of things.

I have yet to see any porn like that, but if anyone knows where I can find that, please holla at me. lol!!!

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posted April 28, 2009 05:07 PM            

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im sure it exists, Belage..cuz i've seen dinosaur porn. that's right, dinosaurs.

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posted April 28, 2009 05:09 PM            

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Darn, la_sexorcisto!! LOL!!!

Dinosaurs, you say!!! LOL!!

Go to your room!!!

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posted April 28, 2009 05:15 PM              

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dinosaur sex? lol

I agree Bel, thats how I feel too about porn...I dont like when it just rushes to the sex part.

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posted April 28, 2009 05:18 PM            

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Porn actors suck at acting.

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posted April 28, 2009 05:19 PM              

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LOL deux...I think good acting skills isnt a requirement..although when ive watched at times, im thinking "these people dont know how to have sex"..lol...bad sex skills too.

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posted April 28, 2009 06:45 PM            

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Well, I hope WriteSomething, Deux*Antares and I didn't act as thread killas here. lol. So please carry on. This is a very good thread.

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posted April 28, 2009 08:46 PM              

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posted April 28, 2009 08:48 PM            

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HA HA

TYRANNOSAURUS REX: THE PORN MOVIE.
Filmed on location

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posted April 28, 2009 08:52 PM              

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lara, i couldnt find it on google..lol

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posted April 28, 2009 08:56 PM            

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LMAO Write!!!!!

omg i'm now gonna have prehistoric porn dreams !
hilarious pics... what on earth will Randall think?

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posted April 28, 2009 09:00 PM              

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He will think it's colassal sex..*whistles and walks away*.

Also Dr. Manhattan in "The Watchmen"..was amazing..he needed no lines in that movie..<3

My aunt freaked out and went all censorship. I was like "Auntie ding dongs exist..even shiney alien blue ones"=)

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posted April 28, 2009 09:05 PM            

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LMAO
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ding dongs!!!
even shiny alien blue ones

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posted April 28, 2009 09:09 PM            

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LOL

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posted April 28, 2009 09:20 PM              

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what a weird picture. i like the mouth gasp.

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posted April 28, 2009 09:47 PM            

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LMAO

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posted April 28, 2009 09:53 PM            

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Lawdy!! LOL!!!

Look what you started, la_sexorcisto! It's all your fault. lol.

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posted April 28, 2009 10:09 PM              

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sorry good girl

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posted April 28, 2009 10:14 PM            

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Is he dead or - ?

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posted April 29, 2009 02:50 PM            

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lmao @ dino porn
Was it Barney?

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posted April 30, 2009 05:08 AM            

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IS HE DEAD? - or

he's just male. sex?? then sleep.

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posted May 01, 2009 11:49 AM            

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OMG what a topic!

To be honest, for a scorpio sun I'm very shy about sex. To be honest I don't even consider it one of the most important things in my life. So I bet my chart is to no avail here

Although I used to go out with a fella who was addicted to it. I'll post his chart;

Not sure if it makes any difference, though.

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posted May 01, 2009 05:46 PM            

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I've always found mars neptune aspects and the trine wasn't any better than the square. Also venus or mars in the 12th.

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