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MyVirgoMask
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posted September 03, 2009 05:06 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for MyVirgoMask     Edit/Delete Message
Aries
I'm on fire. Can I run through your sprinkler?

Taurus
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.

Gemini
Do you have any overdue library books? 'Cause you've got the word "fine" written all over.

Cancer
Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the person I'm going to marry.

Leo
Is it hot in here, or is it just me?

Virgo
Baby, you must be a broom, 'cause you just swept me off my feet.

Libra
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I'd be walking through my garden forever.

Scorpio
Your place or mine?

Sagittarius
Hi, I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life. Can I interview you?

Capricorn
Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?

Aquarius
You're hot. You must be the reason for global warming.

Pisces
Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
http://www.astrostar.com/Pick-up-Lines.htm

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Unmoved
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posted September 03, 2009 05:09 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Unmoved     Edit/Delete Message
Gemini and Cancer

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starkiss1
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posted September 03, 2009 01:06 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for starkiss1     Edit/Delete Message
Mine is: So, what's your star sign and Do you know the time you were born? The answer always is: I suppose i can find out and call you back, then you can do my chart... Works for me every time!

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Choc
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posted September 03, 2009 02:09 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Choc     Edit/Delete Message
Aw I like the Capricorn and Pisces ones [my 7th House shines through here] :lol:

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evander
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posted September 03, 2009 02:45 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for evander     Edit/Delete Message
I love the mine. I soo plan to use it. Saggies are the best!

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vertiver
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posted September 03, 2009 02:54 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for vertiver     Edit/Delete Message
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Leo
Is it hot in here, or is it just me?


That is hilarious the other day I told my special Leo friend that he was really warm like a radiator and he replied: "uh huh, I know I am."

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GypseeWind
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posted September 03, 2009 05:55 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for GypseeWind     Edit/Delete Message
I just watched the doors movie for the 900th time last night..

supposedly when jim Morrison met Pamela Courson, he stalked her after spotting her on the beach. Then he climbled a tree and landed on her balcony. when she came outside she said, "what are you doing?" and he said, "I followed you home."
She said, "You did, why?"
He said, "Don't you know? Cause your the one!"
And thats how you do it Sag style!
Course Ozzy is a Sag, and I can't picture him saying anything except, "Shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrooooooon!
Oh well, so much for that.

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ginger cancer
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posted September 03, 2009 07:29 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for ginger cancer     Edit/Delete Message
pisces is hilarious!!!!!

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Node
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posted September 03, 2009 08:56 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Node     Edit/Delete Message
MVM- with your wit, the reverse scenario would be stellar. Care to write pick-up lines spoken by females?

ex- Virgo: Care to have your PDA freshened?

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Fiery_Water
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posted September 03, 2009 09:06 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Fiery_Water     Edit/Delete Message
funnily enough... my fav is the VIRGO one... my opposites, and the guys who end up annoying me the most!

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MyVirgoMask
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posted September 03, 2009 09:28 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for MyVirgoMask     Edit/Delete Message
lol, Node. I'm afraid the female version of the pick-up signs might have too many bleeps if I attempt to write it

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GypseeWind
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posted September 04, 2009 12:18 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for GypseeWind     Edit/Delete Message
lol. I didn't even think of them as gender specific!

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DepTaurus
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posted September 04, 2009 02:41 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for DepTaurus     Edit/Delete Message
i wouldnt say that i would just walk up to them a spray some whip cream on there gentalia and go down on them end of conversation. we dont need to talk baby we got whip cream ALL NIGHT LONG.

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aka Kat
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posted September 05, 2009 08:26 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for aka Kat     Edit/Delete Message
Ugh double post I couldn't even see the first one!

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aka Kat
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posted September 05, 2009 08:28 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for aka Kat     Edit/Delete Message
As a Cancer, I initially do wonder if he has had a good relationship with his mother. If a man has a good relationship with his Mom and you know what the dynamics are, it's a clear indication of how well he will get along with you. Bad relationship with his mother - warning!!

I love the Pisces line "Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?" I'd say that

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PeaceAngel
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posted September 06, 2009 05:42 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for PeaceAngel     Edit/Delete Message
DepT

So, ummm....... how's that working out for ya?

Personally, I like a man that can string more than two words together. I'll take the conversation over the whipped cream. Well, actually, Mars in Taurus in 2nd, so you know, both. But, if he's the kind that won't stop talking about himself and how great he is then that whipped cream would come in handy. I can think of a couple of uses.

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lionseye***
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posted September 06, 2009 07:00 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for lionseye***     Edit/Delete Message
I thought Ozzy was an Aquarius...?

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DepTaurus
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posted September 06, 2009 09:48 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for DepTaurus     Edit/Delete Message
PA no comment

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GypseeWind
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posted September 06, 2009 10:46 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for GypseeWind     Edit/Delete Message
Nope Ozzy's bday is after mine, its either Dec 8th or 12th, can't recall exactly.

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MysticMelody
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posted September 07, 2009 12:23 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for MysticMelody     Edit/Delete Message
I totally used that Libra line last week.

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leapinglemur14
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posted September 07, 2009 11:43 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for leapinglemur14     Edit/Delete Message
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GemGemGem
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posted September 08, 2009 11:42 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for GemGemGem     Edit/Delete Message
My brother the scorpio uses this one:

"Do you have a bottle of windex in your pants?.....Cause I can really see myself in them."

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GypseeWind
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posted September 08, 2009 03:28 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for GypseeWind     Edit/Delete Message
LMAO!!! OH that windex one is priceless, gonna have to text that to my scorp friend, he will love it!

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