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Topic: Pick-up lines by the signs
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MyVirgoMask Knowflake Posts: 2885 From: Bay Area, CA Registered: May 2009
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posted September 03, 2009 05:06 AM
Aries I'm on fire. Can I run through your sprinkler?Taurus I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness. Gemini Do you have any overdue library books? 'Cause you've got the word "fine" written all over. Cancer Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the person I'm going to marry. Leo Is it hot in here, or is it just me? Virgo Baby, you must be a broom, 'cause you just swept me off my feet. Libra If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I'd be walking through my garden forever. Scorpio Your place or mine? Sagittarius Hi, I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life. Can I interview you? Capricorn Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it? Aquarius You're hot. You must be the reason for global warming. Pisces Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside? http://www.astrostar.com/Pick-up-Lines.htm IP: Logged |
Unmoved Moderator Posts: 1730 From: Registered: May 2009
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posted September 03, 2009 05:09 AM
Gemini and Cancer IP: Logged |
starkiss1 Knowflake Posts: 1287 From: Registered: Jul 2009
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posted September 03, 2009 01:06 PM
Mine is: So, what's your star sign and Do you know the time you were born? The answer always is: I suppose i can find out and call you back, then you can do my chart... Works for me every time! IP: Logged |
Choc Knowflake Posts: 140 From: Registered: Apr 2009
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posted September 03, 2009 02:09 PM
Aw I like the Capricorn and Pisces ones [my 7th House shines through here] :lol:IP: Logged |
evander Knowflake Posts: 164 From: Registered: Apr 2009
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posted September 03, 2009 02:45 PM
I love the mine. I soo plan to use it. Saggies are the best!IP: Logged |
vertiver Knowflake Posts: 647 From: Registered: May 2009
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posted September 03, 2009 02:54 PM
quote: Leo Is it hot in here, or is it just me?
That is hilarious the other day I told my special Leo friend that he was really warm like a radiator and he replied: "uh huh, I know I am."
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GypseeWind Moderator Posts: 3799 From: Dayton,Ohio USA Registered: May 2009
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posted September 03, 2009 05:55 PM
I just watched the doors movie for the 900th time last night..supposedly when jim Morrison met Pamela Courson, he stalked her after spotting her on the beach. Then he climbled a tree and landed on her balcony. when she came outside she said, "what are you doing?" and he said, "I followed you home." She said, "You did, why?" He said, "Don't you know? Cause your the one!" And thats how you do it Sag style! Course Ozzy is a Sag, and I can't picture him saying anything except, "Shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrooooooon! Oh well, so much for that. IP: Logged |
ginger cancer Knowflake Posts: 36 From: torre de hercules Registered: Jul 2009
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posted September 03, 2009 07:29 PM
pisces is hilarious!!!!!IP: Logged |
Node Knowflake Posts: 865 From: Nov. 11 2005 Registered: Apr 2009
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posted September 03, 2009 08:56 PM
MVM- with your wit, the reverse scenario would be stellar. Care to write pick-up lines spoken by females?ex- Virgo: Care to have your PDA freshened? IP: Logged |
Fiery_Water Knowflake Posts: 20 From: Registered: Jul 2009
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posted September 03, 2009 09:06 PM
funnily enough... my fav is the VIRGO one... my opposites, and the guys who end up annoying me the most!IP: Logged |
MyVirgoMask Knowflake Posts: 2885 From: Bay Area, CA Registered: May 2009
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posted September 03, 2009 09:28 PM
lol, Node. I'm afraid the female version of the pick-up signs might have too many bleeps if I attempt to write it IP: Logged |
GypseeWind Moderator Posts: 3799 From: Dayton,Ohio USA Registered: May 2009
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posted September 04, 2009 12:18 AM
lol. I didn't even think of them as gender specific!IP: Logged |
DepTaurus Knowflake Posts: 1044 From: canada Registered: Apr 2009
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posted September 04, 2009 02:41 AM
i wouldnt say that i would just walk up to them a spray some whip cream on there gentalia and go down on them end of conversation. we dont need to talk baby we got whip cream ALL NIGHT LONG.IP: Logged |
aka Kat Knowflake Posts: 283 From: Cleveland, Ohio Registered: Jun 2009
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posted September 05, 2009 08:26 PM
Ugh double post I couldn't even see the first one!IP: Logged |
aka Kat Knowflake Posts: 283 From: Cleveland, Ohio Registered: Jun 2009
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posted September 05, 2009 08:28 PM
As a Cancer, I initially do wonder if he has had a good relationship with his mother. If a man has a good relationship with his Mom and you know what the dynamics are, it's a clear indication of how well he will get along with you. Bad relationship with his mother - warning!!I love the Pisces line "Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?" I'd say that IP: Logged |
PeaceAngel Knowflake Posts: 3955 From: Registered: Apr 2009
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posted September 06, 2009 05:42 AM
DepTSo, ummm....... how's that working out for ya? Personally, I like a man that can string more than two words together. I'll take the conversation over the whipped cream. Well, actually, Mars in Taurus in 2nd, so you know, both. But, if he's the kind that won't stop talking about himself and how great he is then that whipped cream would come in handy. I can think of a couple of uses. IP: Logged |
lionseye*** Knowflake Posts: 324 From: edmonton, ab. ca Registered: May 2009
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posted September 06, 2009 07:00 AM
I thought Ozzy was an Aquarius...? IP: Logged |
DepTaurus Knowflake Posts: 1044 From: canada Registered: Apr 2009
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posted September 06, 2009 09:48 PM
PA no commentIP: Logged |
GypseeWind Moderator Posts: 3799 From: Dayton,Ohio USA Registered: May 2009
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posted September 06, 2009 10:46 PM
Nope Ozzy's bday is after mine, its either Dec 8th or 12th, can't recall exactly.IP: Logged |
MysticMelody Moderator Posts: 787 From: Registered: Apr 2009
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posted September 07, 2009 12:23 PM
I totally used that Libra line last week.
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leapinglemur14 Knowflake Posts: 438 From: Registered: Apr 2009
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posted September 07, 2009 11:43 PM
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GemGemGem Knowflake Posts: 145 From: Registered: Apr 2009
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posted September 08, 2009 11:42 AM
My brother the scorpio uses this one:"Do you have a bottle of windex in your pants?.....Cause I can really see myself in them." IP: Logged |
GypseeWind Moderator Posts: 3799 From: Dayton,Ohio USA Registered: May 2009
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posted September 08, 2009 03:28 PM
LMAO!!! OH that windex one is priceless, gonna have to text that to my scorp friend, he will love it!IP: Logged |