posted September 04, 2009 01:14 AM         

Here are some 'signs' and alerts I received from certain males in the past, alerting me that they were not just interested, but that they were laying their claims:

Aries (Sun/Venus) : "He's STILL looking over here (looks over at some random guy who isn't looking)... WTF? (yelling at guy) What the $%%^# are you looking at? Yeah, you."
He gets up and stomps over to the other guy.

Taurus (Sun/Moon) : "When am I going to have one of your meals that I keep hearing so much about?"

Gemini: Who the hell knows....

Cancer (Sun and Mercury) : "You remind me of my Mom. I know it's totally weird, but you're hot like she was hot when she was young and was dating my dad. My sister thinks I look like a younger version of my dad too."

Leo (Sun/Moon/Venus/Mercury) : "I love how those guys are checking you out, but that you're coming home with ME."

Virgo: *cricket chirp*

Libra Sun/Moon/Venus: "So, I've been looking through the Pottery Barn catalog, and..."

Scorpio Moon/Sun: ARGGH. Stop staring at me, I'm starting to blush.

Sagittarius Sun/rising/Mercury: (talking about something he saw on the news) "Can you believe that ^%$&? I can't. What a %$^*@ ...! This country is going straight down the toilet. I am telling you.... and god, you look so hot in that dress!"

Capricorn Sun/Venus/Mercury, and Jupiter: "Honey, can you proof this email I'm sending to my employees? I need to make sure the spelling is right."
and
"Sweetheart? Do you want to come with me to Europe? You do? Oh good. I have a work conference there."
OK, that's not good. Here's courtship:
"I want you to know that you don't have anything to worry about when it comes to money."

Aquarius Sun/Mercury: (touches my forehead with a fingertip) "I love your brain. I think I wanna eat it. I think it would be tasty."
(My reaction: In my best groundskeeper Willy from the Simpsons: "ARGHHH! Zombies!")
And
"My friends think you're amazing. I can't shut up about you to them."

Pisces sun/Mars/MC: "You have no idea how much I care about you, and how much I want to give you. I would look for a boyfriend for you. I don't care how weird it sounds. I would find you a husband. Why are you looking at me like that?"

posted September 04, 2009 02:37 AM         

and be like rub my belly for a fart lol.

the sagittarius one was funny.aries too i have know some guys who do that who are aries.

posted September 04, 2009 07:28 AM         

That Gemini one cracked me up... yeah they don't make it easy.

I tend to attract Geminis ... Why!! I don't know.. I am going on a date with another Gemini Sun / Aqua Moon (my most recent r/ship partner was also that) .. whyyyyy haha .. I never learn. They say.. once you date a Gemini guy you will swear never to date one again.... but you just can't help going back to them

{Gem Sun/Tau Merc/Aqua Moon/Mars Leo}
Well this Gem who asked me out on a date's first thing he said to me was - "So you must be Lisa's mystery friend. She didn't give much away. I thought I requested blondes though - I heard they're more fun haha".
(our friend Lisa is responsible for this one)
huh?!?! What do I say to that?
But apparently that's his way of being 'funny'. We ended up talking for a while about putting streaks through our hair and the correlation between how many blonde streaks you have with a drop in your intelligence before he asked me out: "let's meet up for a few drinks and compare hairstyles".
Whaaat? I'm going more out of curiosity than anything .. I can appreciate a warped sense of humour (Aqua Rising )

{Gemini Sun/Jupiter /Aqua Moon /Taurus ASC/Mars/Venus/Merc}
In summary: "Don't do that, I'll do it for you. In fact don't do anything for yourself ever again. I am your humble servant. How much money do you want me to transfer into your bank account?"

He showed me he liked me by very attentive and doing everything for me .. from fixing my computer, to sharing lunch with me, to talking to me constantly (a typical Gem trait!) and making funnies... but mainly by trying to get me to be totally dependant on him. [I am not so comfortable with dependancy so I always paid him back any money he put into my bank account lol .. and I went out of my way for him too so it worked.]

{Gemini Sun/Merc/Mars /Scorp Moon (and I think ASC too}
Another Gem I was with about 6 years ago. We were best mates and joked a lot... then he put the moves on me one day, totally unexpected lol eh .. what can ya do :P ...we were together for just over 18 months.

Other encounters have included, Gem (Sun/Mars) saying you are hot and then makes a date with you then cancels on the night .. this has happened several times over 2 years, and is still ongoing. We managed to go out once and our friend also came along. She was cracking up because she knows him very well and saw the way he was talking to me (wasn't really the way she knew him) ... acting concerned/caring/interested. We usually bump into each other at a party once every few months and then we start the whole cycle over again.

Another Gem sun (I *think* Scorp Moon) also did the friendly giggly thing, make jokes, laugh, best mates, talk about everything. Then all of a sudden puts the moves on on day. lol .. that didnt end up going anywhere though.

posted September 04, 2009 08:03 AM         

{Taurus Sun/Venus/Mars / Leo Moon}
"We both want the same things out of life .. I could see us having a good future, buying a house together and having a family"

posted September 04, 2009 08:41 AM         

now i have an ex girlfriend too. i don't take gem's too seriously. i found it was a waste of time. maybe just the ones i know.

anyhoo-

you know you got an aries when he hits on the head with his club and drags you to his cave and proclaims, "i have a tiger by the tail"

you know you got a virgo when he tells you everything i have worked for i offer you. or, i don't have much to offer you right now, but thus and thus...for some reason they think what they bring to the table as far as material things, really means a lot. unfortuantely they will also tell you your butt is fat if you wear anything over a size 5 and such a beautiful girl shouldnt let herself get fat.

you know you got a sag when he says, i never felt like this about anyone before in my life, i want to marry you. i can't imagine my life without you. then you got him.

you know you have a leo when he says, i want you to stay home and take care of our future children, i man, you woman, i hunt, you gather, i work, you cook, i king, you queen. whats for dinner?

you know you got a taurus when he breaks down and spends his load of cash on you. taurus are sexy beasts.

don't tell my hubby i said that, he isn't a taurus..although he is a sexy beast in his own right! sag sun, venus scorp , mars leo, how could he not be sexy?

posted September 04, 2009 09:00 AM         

The Gem Sun/Mars who keeps making dates, cancelling them, then making them again? (And randomly calling me up veru late at night on a work night to see if I want him to pick me up on his motorbike for a ride.. and other random things) .. His Moon is in Pisces. Even if we did finally end up going our for drinks I don't take him seriously enough for a r/ship.

posted September 04, 2009 11:35 AM         

I would tell you how you know you have a Scorpio but there isn't anyway for me to make it G rated.

Capricorns, I think, are very attached to their stuff. If you have one letting you drive his car and wear his shirts, he loves you. And if his parents like you, your in!

That is it for my experience.
I'm trying to think how a person would know if I loved them.

posted September 04, 2009 07:31 PM         

Taurus Sun/Libra Moon/Cancer Rising Guy: I really like how you have an hour glass figure..it's hard to find a full woman such as yourself..

Gemini Sun Guy: We went to the park and listened to songs off my I-pod and my ringtone for her is Ayumi Hamasaki "Dearest"..uwaah<3

Cancer girl: Haha your so sweet *blush and sucker punches the Leo guy*..

Leo Sun/Aries Moon/Virgo Rising Girl: I never want to leave your side..I really really love you..*kisses and hugs*

Virgo Sun/Pisces Moon/Capricorn Rising (Me): I want to make art of you..^.^

Libra Sun/Gemini Moon Girl: I really don't like company but I'll make an exception for you..*to her Gemini Boyfriend*..

Scorpio Sun Girl: You have me so hot and heavy..no living man has ever made me feel this way..*stares at the guy fiercly*..

Sagittarius Sun Girl: You make me giggle so much..OMG my cheeks are stuck!!! *to some guy she was hitting on in the hallway at school*

Sagittarius Sun Guy: Your such a blast to be around haha

Capricorn Sun/Scorpio Moon/Leo Rising: I can open up to you ^.^

Aquarius Sun/Virgo Moon Girl: I like the way you think man *to her Virgo husband*

Aquarius Sun Guy: Gawd your so smart SMEXY!!! *after seeing his girlfriend's grades*

Pisces Sun/Sagittarius Moon/Libra Rising Girl: I have like SO many fantasies of you<3

posted September 04, 2009 08:25 PM         

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Scorpio Sun Girl: You have me so hot and heavy..no living man has ever made me feel this way..*stares at the guy fiercly*..

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Oh LMAO! I am getting flashbacks now...

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my ringtone for her is Ayumi Hamasaki "Dearest"..uwaah<3

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posted September 06, 2009 12:17 AM         

S: So do you like that girl?

L: Beats me.

S: *Annoyed* So do you hate her?

L: *Smiles* Beats me.

S: *Yells* How can these games stop and how can the hesitation end between you and that girl???

posted September 06, 2009 05:23 AM         

I am dropping her home in Jersey at 3:30 AM after we had dinner and drove around Manhattan all night long, before leaving my car she looks at me ...

Her: Well thanks!! And steps out
Me: Grabbing her arm and pulling her back "Hang on, where I come from we kiss our dates goodnight".
Her: Goes back in, comes closer and turns her cheek to me.
Me: One slowww kiss on her cheek.
Her: Breathing heavily now, closes her eyes and says in a very serious deep voice "Hmmm I know you want to kiss me" as she turned her cheek and placed her lips on mine.

The innocent kiss on the cheek turned into a dozen heated french kisses and a 3 year relationship

Female Sag 1st date:

I am all upset, nervous, shy and can't even look her straight in the eye during our conversation but trying to keep a cool front, my mind is trying to figure out how the fukc am I supposed to tell her that I literally WORSHIP HER lol.

Me: Umm yeah no I agree you're right.
Her: And where is that bitc* she's supposed to come pick me up so we can go swimming.
Me: Smiles.... Feeling overwhelmed.
Her: I can't believe this, she is so late.
Me: Smiles.... Feeling overwhelmed.
Her: This is ridiculous.
Me: Smiles.... Feeling overwhelmed.
Her: LOOK, I KNOW YOU LIKE ME OKAYYY???
Me: And I know you like me too, so dont flatter yourself and make it like it's one sided OKAYYY???
Her smiling: OKAY!!!

And boy did I have her lol, I loved her so much I travelled continents just to be with her.

I will let you all know how my 1st date with the Taurus goes when I get her, I am still working on it, she is sooo freaking tough!