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Topic: Your ASC and your Career
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rubi001
Knowflake Posts: 53
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Registered: Apr 2009
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posted September 27, 2009 08:40 PM
 
tell me about your rising sign and your career.also what are the fitting careers for each rising sign? IP: Logged |
iQ
Knowflake Posts: 481
From: Chennai, India
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted September 28, 2009 05:53 AM
My Asc: Aries
Career Orinetation: Towards Self Employment and multitude of projects in different fields, mostly marketing. Cannot handle 9 to 5 standard jobs and cannot report to Dilbert's boss.My take on Ascendants and Careers:
[This will be soooo much more unique than standard Astrology textbooks where 90% of careers are common to all 12 Signs... yeesh] Top 5 Careers for Ascendants: Aries: Loan Collection Gang Leader, Professional or Bare Knuckle Boxing, Bull Fighting, Speculative Stock Broker, Advertizement Picth Expert. Taurus: Powerlifting, Porn Star, Long term bond fund manager, Farmer, Professional Wine Taster. Gemini: Guest for Hire at weddings and funerals [preferably on the same day],
Poet Laureate, Journalist for Scientific American by day and Dan Brown wannabe at night, Expert Stringed Instrument player. Cancer: Creche Manager, Packaged Food Industry, Chief Scientist for Johnson and Johnson, Emotional Marketing expert, Long term stock market investing. Leo: WWE, Movies, Stripper, Rock Star, Direct Marketing. Virgo: Accounting, Math Lectures, Proof Reading, Copyrighting, S & M + Bondage porn industry. Libra: Escort Services, Modelling, Cosmetics, Painting, Judiciary. Scorpio: Undertaker, Assassin/Sniper/ Military Planning, Extreme sex escort services, Circus Knife Thrower, Belly Dancing. Sagittarius: Talk Show Host, Zoo Keeper, Track Athletics, Professor of Humanities, Gambling. Capricorn: Public Prosecutor, Electric Chair Operator, Corporate Planning/Strategic Banking/Big Pharma Executive, Fundamentalist Priest, Professional Poker. Aquarius: Rastafarian Hair Dressing, Lawyer for African Nations suffering World Bank interest, Space Exploration, Molecular Biologist/Nano Tech, Partcipants of the Reality Show "Who is grosser than Sasha Baron Cohen?" Pisces: PETA Activist, Practical Sexual Healing Consultant, Past Life Karmic Regression Therapist, Authoring 101 Books on Wicca, Voodoo, Goetian Black Magick and DYIT Hemp Growing, Professional Drug testing.
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blue moon
Knowflake Posts: 800
From: U.K
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted September 28, 2009 07:49 AM
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Scorpio: Undertaker, Assassin/Sniper/ Military Planning, Extreme sex escort services, Circus Knife Thrower, Belly Dancing.
Er, sorry, I am a librarian.  Research is the element of my work that applies to Scorpio. On my chart, Pluto the chart ruler is Trine Mercury/Saturn. Fits like a glove. IP: Logged |
Deux*Antares
Knowflake Posts: 482
From: No Permanent Address
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted September 28, 2009 07:54 AM
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Gemini: Guest for Hire at weddings and funerals [preferably on the same day],
Poet Laureate, Journalist for Scientific American by day and Dan Brown wannabe at night, Expert Stringed Instrument player.
Yes to #3. 
I'd love to do #4 on the side.  Off-topic ETA: I just realized BM is Gem sun, Scorpio Asc and I'm Scorp sun, Gem Asc.  IP: Logged |
Astra
Knowflake Posts: 65
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Registered: Apr 2009
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posted September 28, 2009 08:10 AM
My ASC: Capricorn
Career Orientation: anything medical related and I would definitely like to become the CEO of a huge company some day. My take on what careers fit the various rising signs: Aries: self-employment, military, law enforcement
Taurus: accounting, professional dancer/singer/musician
Gemini: teaching, public relations, sales, scientist
Cancer: chef, scientist, genealogist
Leo: acting, singing, management
Virgo: scientist, doctor/nurse, dancer
Libra: interior decorator, artist
Scorpio: doctor/nurse, researcher, spy, military, law enforcement
Sagittarius: teaching, athletics, entertainment, philosophy, linguist, modeling
Capricorn: business, tyrant, researcher
Aquarius: engineering, researcher, fashion designer
Pisces: music/singing, art, doctor/nurse, foot fetish porn director (j/k) IP: Logged |
Fleurdelis
Knowflake Posts: 69
From: A symbolic tree, Earth
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted September 28, 2009 01:04 PM
Interesting; I never thought of ASC as Career indicators.
My chart ruler is conjunct ruler of 11th and 8th, in the 9th and 10th houses..
I'm working towards research (8th) in social issues (11th), so this does make sense. I better be on the right path... IP: Logged |
rubi001
Knowflake Posts: 53
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Registered: Apr 2009
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posted September 28, 2009 01:14 PM
iq that was a pretty hillarius listthe WWE for Leo reminds me of Hulk Hogan who happens to be a Leo IP: Logged |
StarrofVenusGirl
Knowflake Posts: 175
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Registered: Jun 2009
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posted September 28, 2009 01:16 PM
My ASC is in Pisces and all the careers there ring true for what I would LOVE to do...What I'm actually doing? I'm a systems analyst LOL. Now you see why I want a new job? Talk about working for a paycheck... ------------------
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Lara
Knowflake Posts: 1633
From: aspideronmars
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted September 28, 2009 03:46 PM
Really, Starr?You'd like to be a foot fetish porn director?  IP: Logged |
StarrofVenusGirl
Knowflake Posts: 175
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Registered: Jun 2009
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posted September 28, 2009 04:04 PM
I like feet, when they are nicely manicured and pedicured. And I play footsie all the time So sure--suck those toes baby! LOL! ------------------
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cpn_edgar_winner
Knowflake Posts: 1549
From: Toledo, OH
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted September 28, 2009 04:06 PM
porn star....never thought of that...too old now...... have to stick to alligator wrestler.IP: Logged |
iQ
Knowflake Posts: 481
From: Chennai, India
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted September 29, 2009 04:32 AM
Foot Fetish Porn Director for Pisces, Excellent one Astra IP: Logged |
Redstar
Knowflake Posts: 109
From: Australia
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted September 29, 2009 05:18 AM
Scorpio Ascendant:
Most of my career has been heavily involved with research, or dealt directly with either the sale of metaphysical or sexy things such lingerie ,or working in crisis-oriented environments (ER, Save+Rescue etc) although I've always wanted to be a space-faring smuggler .IQ your list totally beats any 'conventional' one I've seen hands down  IP: Logged |
Astra
Knowflake Posts: 65
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Registered: Apr 2009
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posted September 29, 2009 09:39 AM
Haha. Thanks IQ!IP: Logged |
DiandraReborn25
Knowflake Posts: 290
From: Portugal
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted September 29, 2009 09:47 AM
im libra asc,and although i have a degree on a scientific area related to health ( virgo sun),i want to have a career on Fashion Adviser  totally fits the Libra side of me.IP: Logged | |
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