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posted December 21, 2009 01:18 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for vapor-lash     Edit/Delete Message
Ladies & Gents - This is a thread about.. L.O.V.E., Astrology, Bathroom Breaks, Fat B@stard, Horny Middle-Aged Fathers and Dental Care!

But most importantly it is a thread about losing something of great significance and then finding it again, when you least expect it!

This afternoon I lost Jane's thread and asked a horary question, as it happens - *after* I found the thread in question .. out of curiosity as to whether I would *ever* lose it again!

^ you think that sounds twisted? so do I!

disclaimer: if you had kids screaming in the background for hours, your thinking would be a little twisted also

Discuss.. if you like.. or not..

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posted December 21, 2009 01:19 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for vapor-lash     Edit/Delete Message
:edit: the initial 1st post:

Jane - I think I lost your Venus thread. I've been meaning to read it all and reply - because there were a few things people said that I wanted to mention (the whole story about your bf and him leaving to ahem .. etc which I'm cool with btw - I'd be turned on if he said that - I was going to reply to Lucia lol), but I never got around to it and now I lost it..

Where is it?! lol

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oops.. this isn't astrological is it?

hmmm well what transits could leave me so brain dead that I cannot find this thread lol

(tip - it may just be the army of screaming kids next door.. T. Uranus?)

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posted December 21, 2009 01:42 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for jane     Edit/Delete Message
lol, you just reminded me that I haven't read the whole thing either! My attention was distracted after my friend's dad got all gropey and pervey with me. *self-help tone* I needed to work on myself. So when I came back to post about that experience, I never read the page of comments before it. I'll find the thread and bump it.

Clever attempt to make this astrological. Rather than Uranus, I suspect Neptune!

And yeah, I'm all for self-pleasure. I was never offended when I was told about that. I know it's because I made a situation where they couldn't pursue me.

I think it's our Cappy placements that find controlled desire hot.

But it WAS SO CRAZY how right after talking about that - days later! - my friend's dad joked about going to do that. It was different with him though, and I noticed the difference immediately: it wasn't about self-control with him at all. The other guys kept it to themselves. They were using it as a substitute. My friend's dad, otoh, was almost pursuing me by announcing it. He wanted me to know that he wanted me and that he was acting on that, and I had no choice in the matter. *vomits* So I found what he did - which he even told me about the next morning! - abusive and creepy, and in no way Cappy Hot.

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posted December 21, 2009 02:17 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for vapor-lash     Edit/Delete Message
Oh yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
That IS disgusting.
I didn't get to that part..

"OK Mr. Wank Central.. Let me put it to you tactfully... If you and Fat ******* were the last men on earth.. He would begin to look like an extremely attractive option!"

(But I probably couldn't say it, since it might make my friend feel bad - how awkward!)

:edit: the word ******* got bleeped.. and again ******* .. really it's not *that* rude lol

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posted December 21, 2009 02:21 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for vapor-lash     Edit/Delete Message
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I think it's our Cappy placements that find controlled desire hot.

That is so true! And you know - that is exactly what this thread is about, our Cappy placements.. isn't it Jane?

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posted December 21, 2009 02:23 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for vapor-lash     Edit/Delete Message
And err...

This is Fat B@stards chart:

Yes, for those of you who don't know this, his middle name is Einstein.
Any comments? lol What could cause such weight issues?

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posted December 21, 2009 02:34 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for jane     Edit/Delete Message

Oh yes, this is all about our Cappy placements. That's why it's titled "arghh" - Saturn's getting frustrated and needs a bathroom break.

Fat ******* and I have excellent synastry! A Sun-Moon cnj. Way better than what I have with the perve, so yes, my Brilliant Fat ******* would be my choice, w/o a doubt.

I think the weight issues are caused by the red and green arrows. Why, I've never seen such an affliction! It's as if his appearance (Cancer Asc) is being pulled to both poles, hence the large mass.

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posted December 21, 2009 02:37 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for vapor-lash     Edit/Delete Message
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Why, I've never seen such an affliction! It's as if his appearance (Cancer Asc) is being pulled to both poles, hence the large mass

omg I cant type my stomach hurts LOL

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posted December 21, 2009 02:47 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for vapor-lash     Edit/Delete Message
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Oh yes, this is all about our Cappy placements. That's why it's titled "arghh" - Saturn's getting frustrated and needs a bathroom break.

Yes, we both did! We both needed bathroom breaks. I sensed that you needed one also, so I thought I'd create this thread -- you know?
So we can voice this to the people!

Because Knowflakes - Here's a little lesson on the sign of Capricorn.. If Capricorn is about anything at all - it is about tooth-brushing bathroom breaks! (I just saw your other post Jane, hilarious misunderstandings!)

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posted December 21, 2009 02:57 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for jane     Edit/Delete Message
I'm so gullible! You had my hopes up for a second. I thought - she loves brushing her teeth too?!!

I actually do need a bathroom break and then sleep. Thanks for the laughs, cough-drop.

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posted December 21, 2009 03:04 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for vapor-lash     Edit/Delete Message
To tell the truth I do brush my teeth more often than the average person.
Everyone laughs at me lol

YEAH laugh on when I'm 80 and still have teeth whilst you look like this poor guy..

Sweet Dreams Jane! *coughs* all over Jane

:edit: Just wanted to mention, you have some e-presents over in the LL2 "2009 presents" thread

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posted December 21, 2009 03:13 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for PeaceAngel     Edit/Delete Message
***Thread Nazi marches in........ notes, errr, astrological content***

You could have just made a Horary Chart for the time you realised the thread was lost and asked if it would be recovered.

Anyway, vapor...... "no soup for you".

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posted December 21, 2009 03:39 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for vapor-lash     Edit/Delete Message
Great Idea PA! Thanks! lol

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posted December 21, 2009 03:42 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for vapor-lash     Edit/Delete Message
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Anyway, vapor...... "no soup for you".

awwwwwww ruin my fun... :P
jk

VL + PA =

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posted December 21, 2009 04:43 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for PeaceAngel     Edit/Delete Message
Okay - make it...... fish soup. Salmon - for Omega 3. Good for keeping Mercury Pisces stimulated?

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posted December 21, 2009 04:44 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for PeaceAngel     Edit/Delete Message

That edit didn't go unnoticed!!!

Nice work!

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posted December 21, 2009 04:55 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for PeaceAngel     Edit/Delete Message
Hmmm. Dilemma. So you're looking for a thread? The answer you seek is within you.

If it's not, it's without you.

When in doubt, ask yourself, what would Ewan do?

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posted December 21, 2009 04:56 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for PeaceAngel     Edit/Delete Message
He's an Aries you know.

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posted December 21, 2009 10:39 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for jane     Edit/Delete Message

The answer must be no! I would die.

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posted December 22, 2009 03:58 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for vapor-lash     Edit/Delete Message
@ your horary
LOL It's amazing the things you can turn astrological. My next question is going to be "Did I just type an LL-post?"

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The answer must be no! I would die.

oh noes! I'd become known as the person who killed Jane - around LL.. I'd totally be blacklisted!

PA - LOL I know he is an Aries. He seems so sweet, not really the typical Arien (not that we can't be sweet! lol), but I guess I'd see Russel Crowe as a more conventional Aries-male.

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Okay - make it...... fish soup. Salmon - for Omega 3. Good for keeping Mercury Pisces stimulated?

ohhhhhhhhhhhh *gag*
ahem

I mean yuuum fish-soup! My favorite! lol
Actually, people keep pestering me about fish-oil. Somehow I don't think I could go there.

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posted April 26, 2010 06:36 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for vapor-lash     Edit/Delete Message
Jane -- Where are you these days?

You've disappeared..

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posted June 03, 2010 09:41 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for vapor-lash     Edit/Delete Message
Herrow to my fellow tooth brushing-maniac!!!

Come and play Jane!

lol

Hows you these days?

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posted June 03, 2010 09:53 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for MysticMelody     Edit/Delete Message
I also miss Jane and had to read the beginning of this thread to have a little Jane fix. It will only last so long however... come home, Jane!! ♥

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posted June 04, 2010 03:09 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for jane     Edit/Delete Message
Vapor and MM -

Don't call it a comeback, I've been here for years. - LL Cool Jane

I'm here, guys! You just have to find me.

I was away for a couple of months. I warned you about my sporadic posting when YOU - Miss Vapor - first returned here after YOUR long, heartbreaking absence from LL.

I like that you bumped an old thread, Vapor, and that you read it, MM. Your responsible use of resources is very sexy. You Cap Moons will be the (little) death of me!

When's PA coming back? *sobs*

Moral dilemma -
Is it wrong to perve on a celebrity who reminds you of an ex?

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posted June 04, 2010 08:04 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for vapor-lash     Edit/Delete Message
lol@ Jane

hahaha

If that's a wrong - lock me up now and throw away the key

I miss PA to.. I guess she is busy studying. So am I for that matter lol

It's such a strange year for fire signs.. It's just insane. Everyone is breaking up, making up, traveling across the world. I've had two huge surprises this week (good ones) & Uranus is only getting started.

Jupiter goes into Aries tomorrow.

I think I'm about to seriously rev up my immediate environment to everyone's amazement.

I might even get yet another LL nickname.. I feel like I need to be someone else again.

You know that feeling that you're not the old you anymore..

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