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Topic: arghh! Jane
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vapor-lash Knowflake Posts: 1813 From: Registered: Nov 2009
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posted December 21, 2009 01:18 AM
Ladies & Gents - This is a thread about.. L.O.V.E., Astrology, Bathroom Breaks, Fat B@stard, Horny Middle-Aged Fathers and Dental Care! But most importantly it is a thread about losing something of great significance and then finding it again, when you least expect it! This afternoon I lost Jane's thread and asked a horary question, as it happens - *after* I found the thread in question .. out of curiosity as to whether I would *ever* lose it again! ^ you think that sounds twisted? so do I! disclaimer: if you had kids screaming in the background for hours, your thinking would be a little twisted also Discuss.. if you like.. or not.. IP: Logged |
vapor-lash Knowflake Posts: 1813 From: Registered: Nov 2009
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posted December 21, 2009 01:19 AM
:edit: the initial 1st post:Jane - I think I lost your Venus thread. I've been meaning to read it all and reply - because there were a few things people said that I wanted to mention (the whole story about your bf and him leaving to ahem .. etc which I'm cool with btw - I'd be turned on if he said that - I was going to reply to Lucia lol), but I never got around to it and now I lost it.. Where is it?! lol ______________________________________________________ oops.. this isn't astrological is it?
hmmm well what transits could leave me so brain dead that I cannot find this thread lol (tip - it may just be the army of screaming kids next door.. T. Uranus?) IP: Logged |
jane Knowflake Posts: 699 From: Registered: Jul 2009
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posted December 21, 2009 01:42 AM
lol, you just reminded me that I haven't read the whole thing either! My attention was distracted after my friend's dad got all gropey and pervey with me. *self-help tone* I needed to work on myself. So when I came back to post about that experience, I never read the page of comments before it. I'll find the thread and bump it.Clever attempt to make this astrological. Rather than Uranus, I suspect Neptune! And yeah, I'm all for self-pleasure. I was never offended when I was told about that. I know it's because I made a situation where they couldn't pursue me. I think it's our Cappy placements that find controlled desire hot. But it WAS SO CRAZY how right after talking about that - days later! - my friend's dad joked about going to do that. It was different with him though, and I noticed the difference immediately: it wasn't about self-control with him at all. The other guys kept it to themselves. They were using it as a substitute. My friend's dad, otoh, was almost pursuing me by announcing it. He wanted me to know that he wanted me and that he was acting on that, and I had no choice in the matter. *vomits* So I found what he did - which he even told me about the next morning! - abusive and creepy, and in no way Cappy Hot. IP: Logged |
vapor-lash Knowflake Posts: 1813 From: Registered: Nov 2009
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posted December 21, 2009 02:17 AM
Oh yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck That IS disgusting. I didn't get to that part.. "OK Mr. Wank Central.. Let me put it to you tactfully... If you and Fat ******* were the last men on earth.. He would begin to look like an extremely attractive option!" (But I probably couldn't say it, since it might make my friend feel bad - how awkward!) :edit: the word ******* got bleeped.. and again ******* .. really it's not *that* rude lol IP: Logged |
vapor-lash Knowflake Posts: 1813 From: Registered: Nov 2009
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posted December 21, 2009 02:21 AM
quote: I think it's our Cappy placements that find controlled desire hot.
That is so true! And you know - that is exactly what this thread is about, our Cappy placements.. isn't it Jane? IP: Logged |
vapor-lash Knowflake Posts: 1813 From: Registered: Nov 2009
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posted December 21, 2009 02:23 AM
And err...This is Fat B@stards chart: Yes, for those of you who don't know this, his middle name is Einstein. Any comments? lol What could cause such weight issues? IP: Logged |
jane Knowflake Posts: 699 From: Registered: Jul 2009
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posted December 21, 2009 02:34 AM
Oh yes, this is all about our Cappy placements. That's why it's titled "arghh" - Saturn's getting frustrated and needs a bathroom break. Fat ******* and I have excellent synastry! A Sun-Moon cnj. Way better than what I have with the perve, so yes, my Brilliant Fat ******* would be my choice, w/o a doubt. I think the weight issues are caused by the red and green arrows. Why, I've never seen such an affliction! It's as if his appearance (Cancer Asc) is being pulled to both poles, hence the large mass. IP: Logged |
vapor-lash Knowflake Posts: 1813 From: Registered: Nov 2009
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posted December 21, 2009 02:37 AM
quote: Why, I've never seen such an affliction! It's as if his appearance (Cancer Asc) is being pulled to both poles, hence the large mass
omg I cant type my stomach hurts LOL IP: Logged |
vapor-lash Knowflake Posts: 1813 From: Registered: Nov 2009
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posted December 21, 2009 02:47 AM
quote: Oh yes, this is all about our Cappy placements. That's why it's titled "arghh" - Saturn's getting frustrated and needs a bathroom break.
Yes, we both did! We both needed bathroom breaks. I sensed that you needed one also, so I thought I'd create this thread -- you know? So we can voice this to the people! Because Knowflakes - Here's a little lesson on the sign of Capricorn.. If Capricorn is about anything at all - it is about tooth-brushing bathroom breaks! (I just saw your other post Jane, hilarious misunderstandings!) IP: Logged |
jane Knowflake Posts: 699 From: Registered: Jul 2009
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posted December 21, 2009 02:57 AM
I'm so gullible! You had my hopes up for a second. I thought - she loves brushing her teeth too?!!I actually do need a bathroom break and then sleep. Thanks for the laughs, cough-drop. IP: Logged |
vapor-lash Knowflake Posts: 1813 From: Registered: Nov 2009
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posted December 21, 2009 03:04 AM
To tell the truth I do brush my teeth more often than the average person. Everyone laughs at me lolYEAH laugh on when I'm 80 and still have teeth whilst you look like this poor guy.. Sweet Dreams Jane! *coughs* all over Jane :edit: Just wanted to mention, you have some e-presents over in the LL2 "2009 presents" thread IP: Logged |
PeaceAngel Knowflake Posts: 3601 From: Registered: Apr 2009
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posted December 21, 2009 03:13 AM
***Thread Nazi marches in........ notes, errr, astrological content***You could have just made a Horary Chart for the time you realised the thread was lost and asked if it would be recovered. Anyway, vapor...... "no soup for you". IP: Logged |
vapor-lash Knowflake Posts: 1813 From: Registered: Nov 2009
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posted December 21, 2009 03:39 AM
Great Idea PA! Thanks! lolIP: Logged |
vapor-lash Knowflake Posts: 1813 From: Registered: Nov 2009
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posted December 21, 2009 03:42 AM
quote: Anyway, vapor...... "no soup for you".
awwwwwww ruin my fun... :P jk VL + PA = IP: Logged |
PeaceAngel Knowflake Posts: 3601 From: Registered: Apr 2009
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posted December 21, 2009 04:43 AM
Okay - make it...... fish soup. Salmon - for Omega 3. Good for keeping Mercury Pisces stimulated?IP: Logged |
PeaceAngel Knowflake Posts: 3601 From: Registered: Apr 2009
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posted December 21, 2009 04:44 AM
That edit didn't go unnoticed!!! Nice work! IP: Logged |
PeaceAngel Knowflake Posts: 3601 From: Registered: Apr 2009
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posted December 21, 2009 04:55 AM
Hmmm. Dilemma. So you're looking for a thread? The answer you seek is within you.If it's not, it's without you. When in doubt, ask yourself, what would Ewan do? IP: Logged |
PeaceAngel Knowflake Posts: 3601 From: Registered: Apr 2009
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posted December 21, 2009 04:56 AM
He's an Aries you know.IP: Logged |
jane Knowflake Posts: 699 From: Registered: Jul 2009
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posted December 21, 2009 10:39 PM
The answer must be no! I would die. IP: Logged |
vapor-lash Knowflake Posts: 1813 From: Registered: Nov 2009
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posted December 22, 2009 03:58 AM
@ your horary LOL It's amazing the things you can turn astrological. My next question is going to be "Did I just type an LL-post?" quote: The answer must be no! I would die.
oh noes! I'd become known as the person who killed Jane - around LL.. I'd totally be blacklisted! PA - LOL I know he is an Aries. He seems so sweet, not really the typical Arien (not that we can't be sweet! lol), but I guess I'd see Russel Crowe as a more conventional Aries-male. quote: Okay - make it...... fish soup. Salmon - for Omega 3. Good for keeping Mercury Pisces stimulated?
ohhhhhhhhhhhh *gag* ahem I mean yuuum fish-soup! My favorite! lol Actually, people keep pestering me about fish-oil. Somehow I don't think I could go there. IP: Logged |
vapor-lash Knowflake Posts: 1813 From: Registered: Nov 2009
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posted April 26, 2010 06:36 AM
Jane -- Where are you these days? You've disappeared.. IP: Logged |
vapor-lash Knowflake Posts: 1813 From: Registered: Nov 2009
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posted June 03, 2010 09:41 PM
Herrow to my fellow tooth brushing-maniac!!!Come and play Jane! lol Hows you these days? IP: Logged |
MysticMelody Moderator Posts: 688 From: Registered: Apr 2009
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posted June 03, 2010 09:53 PM
I also miss Jane and had to read the beginning of this thread to have a little Jane fix. It will only last so long however... come home, Jane!! ♥IP: Logged |
jane Knowflake Posts: 699 From: Registered: Jul 2009
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posted June 04, 2010 03:09 PM
Vapor and MM -Don't call it a comeback, I've been here for years. - LL Cool Jane I'm here, guys! You just have to find me. I was away for a couple of months. I warned you about my sporadic posting when YOU - Miss Vapor - first returned here after YOUR long, heartbreaking absence from LL. I like that you bumped an old thread, Vapor, and that you read it, MM. Your responsible use of resources is very sexy. You Cap Moons will be the (little) death of me! When's PA coming back? *sobs* Moral dilemma - Is it wrong to perve on a celebrity who reminds you of an ex? IP: Logged |
vapor-lash Knowflake Posts: 1813 From: Registered: Nov 2009
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posted June 04, 2010 08:04 PM
lol@ Jane hahaha If that's a wrong - lock me up now and throw away the key I miss PA to.. I guess she is busy studying. So am I for that matter lol It's such a strange year for fire signs.. It's just insane. Everyone is breaking up, making up, traveling across the world. I've had two huge surprises this week (good ones) & Uranus is only getting started. Jupiter goes into Aries tomorrow. I think I'm about to seriously rev up my immediate environment to everyone's amazement. I might even get yet another LL nickname.. I feel like I need to be someone else again. You know that feeling that you're not the old you anymore.. IP: Logged |