posted May 23, 2010 07:15 PM         

Oh, and make sure you have a sense of humor because they are pretty insulting (but insightful) at times.

*ETA* Here's mine, for example...

Gemini Venus (Female)

When you are in the mood, no other woman is as charming, sexy, funny, or sociable. Think Leo Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis, Cancer actress Katherine Helmond. Few can resist your charms because you are so good at reading a potential lover's mind and instantly role playing the woman you think he or she wants. Sooner or later, though, the game becomes a giant bore and you switch to the real you, the one you've wooed is left wondering just who's sharing the pillow. Your ideal mate is smart enough to see through your charades and not let you know that he or she knows. Looks are important. So is the ability to put up a good fight.

Aries Mars (Female)

posted May 23, 2010 07:36 PM         

Gemini Venus (Female)

When you are in the mood, no other woman is as charming, sexy, funny, or sociable. Think Leo Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis, Cancer actress Katherine Helmond. Few can resist your charms because you are so good at reading a potential lover's mind and instantly role playing the woman you think he or she wants. Sooner or later, though, the game becomes a giant bore and you switch to the real you, the one you've wooed is left wondering just who's sharing the pillow. Your ideal mate is smart enough to see through your charades and not let you know that he or she knows. Looks are important. So is the ability to put up a good fight.

Cancer Mars (Female)

Mars in Cancer makes you passionate about feeling secure. And without feeling safe, you never feel like heating up the sheets. Your emotions are shaky and you frequently work yourself into a frenzy over imagined tragic scenarios that never materialize. Your ideal lover is a romance-novel hero--deeply passionate, macho-but-vulnerable, and someone who can simultaneously rescue and need you. Think of Pisces Liza Minnelli and Virgo Rebecca De Mornay. Your love can be deep, powerful, and forever, providing you live long enough to find a real life Rhett Butler.

posted May 23, 2010 08:28 PM         

Mine's is Aries(Venus) and Capricorn(Mars) and I'm a girl.

posted May 23, 2010 08:42 PM         

Female Aries Venus

You're no Snow White and you're proud of it. You're territorial, possessive, and prone to saying exactly what you think, devil-be-damned. You have an obvious sexual energy that continually smolders, no matter what your sun sign. Think of Aquarius Lana Turner and Taurus Debra Winger. You want a man who isn't afraid to stir up some conflict now and then, but who is willing to play faithful sidekick versus action hero over te long term. You are perfectly capable of opening your own doors and lighting your own cigar; however, you are also into testing and manipulating the one you love, so on occasion you stamp your feet and howl to see how fast, and how high, your lover will jump.

Female Capricorn Mars

posted May 23, 2010 09:34 PM         

mine are topsy turvy
aries venus
taurus mars

posted May 23, 2010 09:56 PM         

And for some reason I neglected that there are general interps that come with them, so for anyone I didn't post that for...I will do that after I write this. *facepalm*

Lara,

Aries Venus Overview:

Dangerous liasons, power struggles, evny, drama, and torrid sex. Aries in Venus people love it hot, raunchy, and frequently frightening (hahaha). Male or female, they are charismatic, arrogant, and confident in all areas of life. Aries Venus has a force of will and absolute energy that respects nature's raw power. Directed outward, this combination is a born mover and shaker. Directed inward, this coupling produces a character whose interest lies in control and domination of an endless procession of unlucky lovers. The Aries in Venus character runs hot and cold. What turns them on in the morning might as easily disgust them in the afternoon. These Characters are prone to snap judgements, hopping into bed five minutes after you meet them, marrying in haste, and not hanging around long enough to repent.

Female Aries Venus

You're no Snow White and you're proud of it. You're territorial, possessive, and prone to saying exactly what you think, devil-be-damned. You have an obvious sexual energy that continually smolders, no matter what your sun sign. Think of Aquarius Lana Turner and Taurus Debra Winger. You want a man who isn't afraid to stir up some conflict now and then, but who is willing to play faithful sidekick versus action hero over te long term. You are perfectly capable of opening your own doors and lighting your own cigar; however, you are also into testing and manipulating the one you love, so on occasion you stamp your feet and howl to see how fast, and how high, your lover will jump.

Taurus Mars overview

Hotheaded warrior meets stubborn dictator. In Earth, the fires of Mars burn slowly and sustained. Taurus Mars can be driven in it's determination to succeed. Cancer Ginger Rogers had Mars in Taurus. Sge worked as long and hard as Taurus Fred Astaire at perfecting their partnership in dance, and she is the partner you remember when you think of him. The aspect also adds the need to dominate, even to the most laid back Sun Sign. These Natives refuse to quit, either striving for their own success, or riding your ass if he or she thinks you need direction. Both sexes are extremely jealous. When raging bull and volatile Ram explode, the temper tantrums can be spectacularly dangerous.

Female Mars in Taurus

Romance is fine, but what really turns you on is the sex act. Mars in Taurus adds an earthy seductiveness to the most modest personality. You are one of the Universe's survivors and you are not afraid to pay the price to reach your dreams. Think of Leo Madonna and Cancer Tracy Pollan. Although you desire a partner as strong as you are, you have no intention of letting him or her push you around. A powerbroker with a big checkbook could make you bend your rule. But just a bit.

posted May 23, 2010 10:10 PM         

In Gemini, Venus is the chronic flirt. The need to explore life's endless variety of pleasures pervades even the most settled personality. Gemini Venus avoids heavy emotional scenes and clinging partners the way Virgo avoids self-criticism (LMAO). Love is just one of the many pursuits of people with Venus in Gemini. These Characters can drive the sanest lover to commit mayhem; however, they also have that cat's agility to rescue itself from disaster at the last possible moment. Rarely satisfied, Gemini Venus wants to investigate, tweak, rearrange, and experiment. Applied to relationships, this philosophy often ends in a critical assessment and dumping of a perfectly good romance without giving it a proper chance to develop. As with every Gemini placement, Gemini Venus is prone to multiples in lovers, marriages, jobs, hobbies, and friendships.

Cancer Mars Overview:

posted May 23, 2010 10:18 PM         

Venus in Leo Overview:

In Leo, Venus becomes more playful and sexy. Leo Venus loves to party and frequently entertains at home. These boys and girls are full of animal magnetism and have no trouble attracting admirers. The trouble starts when the admirer realizes the magnitude of the Leo Venus Ego and how much stroking it takes to keep this Lion happy. Vanity can be extreme with this aspect. The attitude is that he or she is so special that the only thing he or she need to contribute to the relationship is allowing you to grovel and fawn (hahaha...this!). Leo Venus is also jealous, prideful, and always the star of the show.

Female Leo Venus

posted May 23, 2010 10:26 PM         

Venus in Capricorn Overview:

In Capricorn, Venus wears a pinstripe suit and no underwear (hahaha). She's in love with money, position, and of course, power. But Venus loves a paradox and has gifted the native with both the ability to push limits of wild, sexy, and dangerous and the common sense to know how to maintain the Capricorn dignity. In love, however, these boys and girls often fall for the most bizarre characters one can imagine. Age, hairstyle, or kink won't matter to the Capricorn Venus--as long as the money holds out.

Mars in Libra Overview:

In Libra, Mars becomes the Captain of the debate team. Whether the conversation is diplomatic argument or aggressive verbal combat depends upon which side of the Scale this person awoke. Like Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, the Libra Mars personality can change without warning from harmony-seeking charmer to confrontational harpy. Mars' passion becomes intellectual vs. physical. Verbal confrontation excites as much as physical contact. These natives are often sexually detached and can be old fashioned in their sense of morality and sexual encounters, which doesn't mean they aren't sexy, but if you like spontaneity and/or swinging from the chandeliers, better stick to Leo or Gemini.

posted May 24, 2010 12:05 PM         

Male Capricorn Venus

You appear calm, reserved, and self-assured. You matriculate through the masses with a kindly grin and warm handshake, but never get your hands dirty in the process. Think of Aquarius Paul Newman and Scorpio actor Alain Delon. Your ideal lover is older, wiser, and certainly richer. If he or she acts like the headmistress of a gothic boarding school, you're liable to forget your normally cool reserve and propose on the first date. You don't exactly want a parental figure, but stern, cold authority types turn you on.

Male Libra Venus

posted May 24, 2010 12:20 PM         

Capricorn Venus Overview: Posted for Writesomething.

Female Capricorn Venus

The challenge you love is to make a real man, or woman, out of your lover. Publicly, you are frequently off the wall and over the top and seem to have a raw, earthy sexuality that verges on the brink of peril and scandal. Think of Aquarius Lisa Marie Presley and Aries Actress Claudia Cardinale. Privately you are rarely struck by love at first sight. Your charm lays in your loyalty to your friends and loved ones, and both your beauty and personal power deepen with time. The partner who can make you want to share a lifetime is the one who either has definite goals and plans or whom you feel has the potential for greatness.

Virgo Mars Overview:

Anytime Mars lands in Earth, his natural energy is restricted. In Virgo, Mars becomes mean mouthed, touchy, and as thrifty with passion as money. Here is the perfectionist who won't stop analyzing , picking, and suggesting until you are tweaked to his or her satisfaction--which is never. Virgo's self-critical eye becomes more aggressive and depressing in Mars. These natives often strive for a perfection they know they will never reach. Sexually, this aspect is dispassionate and vies with Capricorn for the least romantic Mars configuration. Unemotional doesn't mean celibate. It means you may get hung up on a character who gets off as much on doing calculus as doing you (Now that's what I'm talkin' about! ).

Female Virgo Mars

It's not that you aren't sexy. Think of Aquarius Kim Novak and Gemini Brooke Shields. It isn't that you're exceptionally fussy either. You want the perfect job, house, family, kids (if you choose to have them), life, and partner. You'll pick your way across the zodiac to find such a person. Mars in Virgo fuels the fires of your discontent with every aspect of your life and drives you to succeed in reordering everything to your little nit-picking heart's desire. The one that can hold your attention longer than that first scan for food spots on his shirt will be just as critical and cranky as you. You were born to argue and, for Virgo Mars, that's a quantum leap ahead of boogie.

posted May 24, 2010 12:30 PM         

Pisces Venus Overview:

In Pisces, Venus becomes a Siren, a mysterious lover, who seduces with a look and is addicted to falling in love. Pisces Venus Natives are sentimental and physically demonstrative. As with all pisces placements, these creatures have the unfortunate habit of wasting themselves on losers/abusers who will suck these poor Fish dry and pick their teeth with the bones. Pisces Venus' powerful inner strength often lies untapped because of a hesitant, acquiesing nature. Pisces Venus natives are moody and fickle and desire to be swept away by an all-consuming passion. When the tempest subsides, these fish swim downstream, looking for another whirlpool of emotion.

Scorpio Mars Overview:

In Scorpio's deeper water, passionate Mars simmers, boils, and churns. Even the coolest outward character has intense inner feelings. Whether or not these natives have extreme sex lives (and most do), they are all very sexual beings. As with everything Scorpio touches, Mars becomes even more jealous, obsessive, and vengeful. Never trifle with these emotions. Danger lurks impossibly close to the surface. These natives are capable of wasting a lifetime seeking revenge when they could be using the formidable force of this combination to build an excellent future.