posted October 27, 2010 01:12 AM         

These are the texts, so keep in mind these are shorter words.. Im doing it the way it was texted..

him= gems are insane n da membrane im bout 2 show u how crazy n a bit.

me= y is that hey dis lioness is da most adorable in case u forgot

him= idk what u said but gems r 2 naked twins that tear it up gems r da best of both worlds and will stop any lion from roaring.lol

me= lions rule da bedroom.lol so insane gems cant compete
me=WHATEVER.. nutin can stop da queen of the jungle.. lions sit and watch prey b4 they pounces... gems talk and dont know what da other half said

him= u know what da oth half said cuz were double trouble 2much somtime lions just sleep all day wit flies goin in their butts.

him= we do more growl than lions get put 2 sleep by us we da hunters shootin darts at ur butt2 get rid of da flies

me= sleep cuz worn out from night b4 givin all our attention and purrrring.. gems talk da talk but wont growwwlllll.

me= lions need time to lick there paws wit a job well done...lol

him= lions dont know how 2 lick there is nutin more passionate on earth than a gem, and the goes for da girls, there freaky as they come

him = da other half dont talk it performs and watches lions r only known 4 bein tamed this aint no circus only da big boys league arnd here.

him = we dont pratice on targets we make our own targets and alwsy get da bulleyes

me= gems THINK they hit da target..cuz thats what do other half tells them.. only missed the correct area. so lion plays sleep so gem will stop yacking..lol

him= gems born proffsionl were like marksmen navy seal hitmen born for combat tamin all animals in da jungle

me= u keep tellin urself that.. lions RULE da jungle.. no one can compete.. lions will give it back at ur level... sooo its what they got in rtn.

me= good luck tamin a lion only proffs can even apply

him= ur right big lions get put down and once down they dont get up gems stare at lion while naked and laugh hysterically

him= we dont talk our perfom speaks for its self.

me= that little bulleyes fish or virgin is childs play.. big lions cant be hit

me= gems r born to talk out there azzzzz

him- im da hunter im da one with da gun member.
me= yeah A WATER GUN!! I got huge teeth

him= lions run away from me jus like all da rest of da animals fo they know their daddy when they see him
me= lions not run.. lion bored and went to play wit da real animals in da jungle
me= lol u thinkin of da cubs not grown lions... grown lions will blow ur head off

him= no water guns big animals deserve big toys so i give them their callin its n da books its their destiny

me= destiny thats recess.. lions pratice until da real daddy ****

him= all lions do is is run they remind me a mexican runnin n az all play and no work theyre doin it backwrds (he is hispanic)

me= all animals jus wanna rub da kitty.. lions run from lil animals that think they know whats up

him= gems always got sumthin 2 put mufassa lion king ass 2 sleep
me= Sleeping darts.. thats cheating..lol

him= gems know how to tame pussycats madascar cant hang with da naked twins **** sometimes they can barely hang wit one. now imagine 2
me= PLEAZE its da only time a gem stops talkin

me= says who????? gems always jus TALK
him= theres a reason y were born n da summer cuz we stay hot all year arnd

him=cheatin? its all fair n love and war its like a jungle sumtimes it makes me wonder how i keep from goin under
me= huh??

me= aug hotter than jun.. hottest month

him= Aug?? by that time summer over/ we put it down like charlie brown and make da lions hit da ground cuz we got d real thundering sound
me= u stuck n da fall weather, aug is hot as hell

him= nah we at da beginnin and what we start we always finish

me= FINISH???????????? thats funny
him= No its real!!
me let me know when u start... kkkk
me= u last hrs of gem ur an emotional cancer.. babeeeeee

him= nah get it right when u known me 4 bein emotional? dont got time 4 feelings cancer is june 22 get it right!

me= its in u babeeee handle it!!

him= ill start when da lion purrrrss at me

me= lion only purrs when full.. lion roars and pounces

him= i do handle it my recrd speaks 4 itsself.lmao jus kiddin only thing n me is da gem n me nutin but da dog n me. i love that song

me= gem recrd with virgins.. they dont know better..

him= yeah full of bs lmao

me= lions say it like it is.

him= virgins r tight nutin better than 2 teach a student wanting to learn but its ok to venture 2 those that ran the track a few times
me== oooooooo PLEASE

him= by da way in case u get mad ur da one that brght up virgins not me I wasnt even thinkin that
me= im not mad.. its all n fun

him= k lion
me= virgins spend 2 much time critizing and tryin 2 change u.. dude go for it

him=nah nobodys critizing only thing da changed bout me is my size and draws still sa same smillin happy gem

me= vrigins r virgos
me thats the sypmbol for virgos

him= oo ok well explain ur self

him= ok now u tell me

him= u know u adore me cuz im such a big teddy bear now

some of it may be out of order.. Its hard to go through all the texts... lol