posted January 12, 2011 08:04 PM            

Aries Moon: (interrupting) Who cares? We'll rush around and get it all done and then we'll have plenty of time to bum around and see the sights.

Scorpio Rising: Whoa, hold on a second! Who approved all this stuff that we have to do? WHY are we doing any of this stuff at all? I'd much rather grab a close friend or a good book and go sit at the local coffee shop to people watch and talk philosophy or psychology... And also to check out the hot guy in the corner.

Virgo Sun: But we HAVE to go to work today guys! It is NOT Saturday. CLEARLY.

Aries Moon: Why do you have to be so stuck up all the time? Let's take a "mental health day." Trust me Virgo... YOU, of all people, need it.

Scorpio Rising: Nothing says "mental health day" like a hot cup of mocha at the local coffee shop... I'm just saying.

(10th House) Virgo Sun: Screw you guys, I'm going to work!

posted January 12, 2011 08:26 PM            

cap asc: today, you must stay focused. work. no time for dilly dallying, you've still got a lonnng ways to go.

aries moon: i'm feeling frisky. lets go play the piano. oooh i know we'll crochet right after i bake a cake and run on the treadmill. faster now..... huh?
sex! yea lets do that.

cappy asc: yea sex is good but are you're u wanna do it with him. are u sure he has enough money. no ambition, no sex. BACK TO WORK!

aqua sun: *calls to cat* rocky jupiter? come here! don't grab my ankles like that...you're so cute.

aries moon: *pushes cat on back* i'm boss around here. now where is my workout shirt.

cappy: frankly you know the treadmill is boring. you should do something more efficient like yoga. and afterwards you can finish emailing people i've got it! skip the workout and just get to work!

aries moon: you are such a stick in the arse. always ruining my fun. i'll show u! we're not doing anything today but what i feel!

aqua: i'm with you aries...as long as it involves lots of tea and astrology charts. did you know that it takes 27 days and 8 hours from the moon to go around the earth? i'm feeling so jupiter today.

posted January 12, 2011 09:31 PM            

My stats:
Aquarius Sun, Aries Ascendant, Pisces Moon

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When I have a crush on a guy:

Pisces Moon: OMG, I'm so in love! He's so perfect. I know he's not perfect but that's what makes him perfect... he even smells nice. So he's got a crooked tooth? Just look at those eyes! He'd be a great father to our children. Guh, I think my knees are gonna give out...

Aqua Sun: No they're not! And for the record, ew. Why did you have to go and fall in love? AGAIN? I told you to wait, until we know there's a chance. But NOOOOOO! You NEVER listen. NO ONE understands me in here!

Aries Rising: Ah, shut up! You're even worse than Pisces! Besides, the moon is right! Falling in love is great! Even the pain is great! As long as we know what's what and we tell him how we feel as soon as we can. I hate all this sitting around, doing nothing, obsessing over some guy. If he doesn't like us, too bad! At least we'll know!

Pisces Moon: (oh noooo... not again! we're going to scare the crap out of the guy!) It's NOT some guy, ok? You know we don't fall for just anyone. Plus, he's really nice to us. And I think we should wait. I really like him.

Aquarius Sun: No no no, shut up. I like where Aries is going... *turns to the guy and says something that was supposed to sound smart but comes out awkward*

Aries Rising: NO! You're screwing this up! We have to play it cool, be confident, efficient but avoid being...

Pisces Moon: ...weird.

Aries Rising: That. At ALL costs.

Aquarius Sun: Oh yeah? Then why don't YOU do it?

Aries Rising: Watch me! *declares their love* *guy starts acting weird and is never the same to them again*

Pisces Moon: You guys! You always screw things up for me! I told you we should've waited! *locks self in bedroom to cry*

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My days are pretty simple:

Aries Rising: *breathes in gleefully* Ah! What a great day! We've managed to get up before midday! I'm proud, you guys! Now let's go do that college work right now, so we have some time to watch a movie and muck around on the internets later.

Aquarius Sun: You know what? I like it, but I personally think we should go have a shower first, so we can think about what we want to do. Then perhaps go have some chow, think of some more ideas while we get distracted by the cats and the TV. After that we could go get distracted doing some research on the internet and procrastinate until the eleventh hour so we can stress the rest of the night/dawn and sleep like crap because things aren't as incredible or as easy as we'd imagined them. You know, the usual? As long as we daydream a lot and do very little, I'm game.

Aries Ascendant: Well I guess, as long as we have it done in time for tomorrow. Even if we pull and all-nighter... I guess we could procrastinate all day, sure. We can do it, no problem!

Pisces Moon: I hate you both so much.

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posted January 13, 2011 01:05 PM            

Scorpio Sun: I just want to hole up in my apartment and research taboo subjects and the meaning of the universe.

Leo Moon: but you're too fabulous for that. and we just bought that gorgeous hot pink sweater, and your hair looks FANTASTIC, and we got paid today, we must go parade around town ALL day..

Sag AC: Yea...and hit the bar and throw a couple back while we're at it...oh and try that new thai restaurant...oh! and check out that new bookstore...and take a walk through that wooded clearing we passed on our way back from work...

Scorpio Sun: bah humbug.

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Knowledge is power.

posted January 13, 2011 01:33 PM            

Mercury is ruled by Leo in the 8th RX and Moon is ruled by Neptune in Capricorn in the 1st in RX.

These two bodies of energy do my head a real number.

Capricorn Rising with Saturn in Aquarius in the 1st RX.

Virgo: WHY? WHY? WHY? I need the truth and I need it now, I will investigate all resources until EXAUHTION!!!!!!!

Pisces Moon: OMG, why are you being soooooooo demanding?! Don't you guys wanna look at my pretty colorific artz?!

Capricorn Rising: HEY, you two nutters keep it down I'm trying to get some work done here.

Pisces Moon: OMG WHY CAPPY, why are you such a cold hearted ***** ?! I was just trying to share my artz with youz, you didn't have to bite my head off! *whines*(explository Moon/Mars aspect)

Virgo: I wonder WHY Pisces acted that way, maybe we should read her diary and find some clues Cappy.

Cappy: Your WAY too sensitive learn to detach and Virgo, no HELL no you are just creepy with a capital CREEP.

*Virgo and Pisces combine to super duper Gemini Midpoint*

Gemini: GUESS WHAT CAPPY..blah blah and then we went to the mall..blah..then I bought this suppa duppa boyshorts at Victoria secret because they were aero-dynamic and in BRIGHT NEON PINK that reads SEXAH blah blah..*switches subject* I can't believe my teacher gave us sooooooooo much homework ..BORING..anyways me and so so are gonna go eat doughnuts..*fill in with a bunch of jibberish*..

Cappy:..Just shoot me now..please..

Gemini: OMG your so effin' depressing I'm outta here BAIIIIIIIII *uncombines with uncontrolable laughter*

Virgo: SHE took over again didn't she..damn Imma gonna have to spy on her figure out her weaknesses and take her out.

Pisces: HOW RUDE she didn't even ask!!!!!! *cries*