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Lyra
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posted March 30, 2011 05:51 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lyra     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Man I love these horoscopes - they're the same every month - it's one of those instances where you know you shouldn't laugh, but can't help it.

Yours, as ever, controversially,

Lyra

Enjoy!
http://psychics-readings.org/april-horoscope-2011/

April horoscope 2011

ARIES APRIL HOROSCOPE 2011 To turn around things, you ensure that they does not leave to them. Do not be too prompt to give your opinion. To listen to the others attentively. The possibilities of voyages will be favorable in terms of connections moneymaking. Do not let the others limit you to say how you feel on the family questions. Your lucky events of this month will take place Monday.

TAURUS APRIL HOROSCOPE 2011 Perhaps it is time to seek the means you can improve your health. Professional secrecy can only lead to circumstances devastators. Speak with your second on one about holidays and to discuss waitings your relation. Difficulties with your second APRIL of leading to insulation. Your lucky events of this month will take place Thursday.

GEMINI APRIL HOROSCOPE 2011 It will be of as much around you. You will be emotional on the questions of money. You should take part in activities which can be exerted by the two young people and old man. You can receive a recognition for the work which you made. Your lucky events of this month will take place one Saturday.

CANCER APRIL HOROSCOPE 2011 Try not to spend time with your colleagues if you want to avoid problems later. You to benefit from APRIL 2011 to do something for the musical entertainment. You APRIL being more emotional than usually. Your second will do everything to make you things which you do not want to only make. Your lucky events of this month will take place Wednesday.

LEO APRIL HOROSCOPE 2011 You must make more things than you like. You are better to channel your energy in the work world. Try to reduce your practices, or you could be in an embarrassing financial position. You to be emotional APRIL 2011 on the way in which an organization you belong is the handling of its activities. Your lucky events of this month will take place one Friday.

VIRGO APRIL HOROSCOPE 2011 Emotionally , the things APRIL 2011 not so well. You could experiment of the unusual circumstances and to meet eccentric people. You ensure that you have all the relevant facts before taking measures. You will find it easy to learn and to excel. Your lucky events of this month will take place one Friday.

LIBRA APRIL HOROSCOPE 2011 make sure you to take the time life friends or parents, you do not have to see only often. If you are worried, being careful during the exploitation of a vehicle or any type of machines or equipment. Do not hesitate to express your opinion when they are relative questions to work. Your social competences with people APRIL 2011 being more than one simple useful. Your lucky events of this month will take place Thursday.

SCORPIO APRIL HOROSCOPE 2011 Better still, take your second and to let them pay the invoice. You APRIL 2011 were too in vain for a friend who wanted benefit from you. Made attention not sign your time or your money immediately. Bring changes which will improve your appearance. Your lucky events of this month will take place one Friday.

SAGITTARIUS APRIL HOROSCOPE 2011 APRIL 2011 close relations annoyed being if they feel limited. Be careful if a friend asks you for councils. Information that you profit can be used in all the aspects of your life. Children APRIL demanding being, of entertainment and could cost much more than you can really allow yourselves. Your lucky events of this month will take place Monday.

CAPRICORN APRIL HOROSCOPE 2011 Your words will be taken except context if you are of avoidance with colleagues or employers. You will be APRIL 2011 mixed in a kind of triangle. You should consider a healthy food. The social activity should be with your day order. Your lucky events of this month will take place one Tuesday.

AQUARIUS APRIL HOROSCOPE 2011 Not so much not to widen if you have your own company. You sit tight. You are better to avoid the litigations. this month is not the day to test people arriving in their giving ultimata. To do a little investigation if it ya somebody with work you made not confidence. Your lucky events of this month will take place it.

PISCES APRIL HOROSCOPE 2011 Supervise your tendency to live for the day and to pass too much from entertainment and the children, it could recall you. To make projects which will bring you to exotic destinations. To seek the means of better you by improving your dietary habits and of daily life. Be honest in your communication and not to lose its coolness if somebody supports you in a corner. Your lucky events of this month will take place Sunday.

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4lifephrases
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posted March 31, 2011 02:59 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for 4lifephrases     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
You might want to help them and charge them.

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Coffee
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posted March 31, 2011 04:01 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Coffee     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Remember to read for your Ascendant.

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dysfunctionalmystic
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posted March 31, 2011 05:30 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for dysfunctionalmystic     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I wonder if they've just pinched it off a foreign site and used google translator or something?

that is too random....

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Lonake
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posted March 31, 2011 06:42 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lonake     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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LEO APRIL HOROSCOPE 2011 You must make more things than you like. You are better to channel your energy in the work world. Try to reduce your practices, or you could be in an embarrassing financial position. You to be emotional APRIL 2011 on the way in which an organization you belong is the handling of its activities. Your lucky events of this month will take place one Friday.

What are my practices that I need to reduce? What things do I need to make more of, this is kinda vague. More cottage cheese pancakes for breakfast? And it's true I always get emotional and take it too personally the way organizations are run, but that's always me.
Well thanks for posting something new.

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