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Ami Anne Moderator Posts: 14408 From: Pluto/house next to NickiG Registered: Sep 2010	posted July 15, 2011 12:10 PM Aries – Place someone above them. Be first to get what they want. Turn everything into a contest and win. Call them a coward. Make them wait. Taurus – Hide or damage their valuables. Use their stuff without first asking permission. Take their money. Starve them. Give them food that looks, tastes or smells unpleasant. Give them a gaudy or cheap gift. Cancer – Accuse them of overreacting or being too sensitive. Mistreat their family. Take away their security blanket. Gemini – Spill liquid on their gadgets or books. Make them wait to hear a juicy tidbit of information (especially if they’re the last to know). Whatever they tell you, respond with “Oh that? That’s old news.” Solitary confinement with 0 distractions or entertainment. Have no “street smarts”. Successfully con them. Leo – Don’t compliment them. Ever. Compare them unfavorably to someone else. Be stingy with affection. Embarrass them in public. Force them to live in poverty or take away their luxuries. Question their principles. Virgo – Rearrange their ____ – repeatedly. Silent treatment. Present them with things, tasks or people that they can’t organize or fix. Correct or double-check them. Question their know-how or attention to detail. Take away all of their research paraphernalia. Libra – Ignore etiquette. Decide that they’re unattractive. Point out their flaws with an audience. Put them in situations where they must make a decision quickly on limited information. Scorpio – Expose and/or analyze their secrets (in private or public). Don’t fall for their manipulations. Successfully manipulate or humiliate them. Don’t have sex with them. Sagittarius – Complain incessantly. Sweat the small stuff. Never make, understand or laugh at a joke. Remove their options. Have no common sense. Capricorn – Be lazy. Ruin their plans or their reputation. Question their authority. Remind them that they’re not the boss or that they have a boss. Aquarius – Make a good case for why their friends, ideas, values or tastes are predictable, boring and common. Question their intelligence or treat them as an intellectual inferior. Pisces – Give them lots of responsibility and deadlines. Then apply some pressure. Belittle their dreams. Be unkind. Stereotype. Negatively judge them and everyone else around them. Make them face (a dreary, hopeless, practical) reality. ------------------ Enlightenment doesn't result from sitting around visualizing images of light, but from integrating the darker aspects of the self into the conscious personality Jung God has not given us a spirit of fear but of power,love and a sound mind. He who controls his Spirit is greater than he who controls a city Proverbs IP: Logged
Ami Anne Moderator Posts: 14408 From: Pluto/house next to NickiG Registered: Sep 2010	posted July 15, 2011 12:11 PM It was supposed to be How to P i s s Off Any sign The filter and my typo made it sound pornographic ------------------ Enlightenment doesn't result from sitting around visualizing images of light, but from integrating the darker aspects of the self into the conscious personality Jung God has not given us a spirit of fear but of power,love and a sound mind. He who controls his Spirit is greater than he who controls a city Proverbs IP: Logged
Moonfish Knowflake Posts: 48 From: phoenix, arizona, usa Registered: Jul 2011	posted July 15, 2011 12:14 PM LOL Oh okay! I'm a Scorpio and I'm still a virgin so the sex thing wouldn't make me mad but your right about everything else :] IP: Logged
Lioness Knowflake Posts: 2675 From: Registered: Mar 2010	posted July 15, 2011 12:28 PM quote: Originally posted by Ami Anne: It was supposed to be How to P i s s Off Any sign The filter made it sound much more pornographic The HOE part doesnt help either.... ROFL!!! Good Stuff.... lol IP: Logged
Taineberry Knowflake Posts: 111 From: Registered: Jun 2011	posted July 15, 2011 12:34 PM Spot on, Ami! IP: Logged
Ami Anne Moderator Posts: 14408 From: Pluto/house next to NickiG Registered: Sep 2010	posted July 15, 2011 12:42 PM quote: Originally posted by Lioness: The HOE part doesnt help either.... ROFL!!! Good Stuff.... lol WHY me ,Lioness ------------------ Enlightenment doesn't result from sitting around visualizing images of light, but from integrating the darker aspects of the self into the conscious personality Jung God has not given us a spirit of fear but of power,love and a sound mind. He who controls his Spirit is greater than he who controls a city Proverbs IP: Logged
Ami Anne Moderator Posts: 14408 From: Pluto/house next to NickiG Registered: Sep 2010	posted July 15, 2011 01:02 PM Just for general info I did not write it ------------------ Enlightenment doesn't result from sitting around visualizing images of light, but from integrating the darker aspects of the self into the conscious personality Jung God has not given us a spirit of fear but of power,love and a sound mind. He who controls his Spirit is greater than he who controls a city Proverbs IP: Logged
feitlebaum Knowflake Posts: 77 From: AZ Registered: Jan 2011	posted July 15, 2011 02:00 PM All of that would **** me off. IP: Logged
starzy54 Knowflake Posts: 291 From: CA Registered: Feb 2010	posted July 15, 2011 02:23 PM As a Cap,yes that is so true! haha And I know a Pisces who refuses to talk about deadlines and his "to-do" list.he says "i rather not talk about that,gets me nervous,can we talk about something else?" IP: Logged
love being Aries Knowflake Posts: 327 From: Registered: Apr 2011	posted July 15, 2011 02:58 PM the best one was for scorpio, dont fall for their manipulations IP: Logged
carl Knowflake Posts: 709 From: China Registered: Apr 2009	posted July 15, 2011 03:25 PM Hoe to **** of a scorpio (hehe just kidding) Play hard to get, ignore subtle advances. IP: Logged
eternallyoptimistic Newflake Posts: 24 From: 9th house Registered: Jun 2011	posted July 15, 2011 05:36 PM quote: The HOE part doesnt help either.... Sorry Ami but that made me laugh so hard Recently, somebody came up to me, asked ten questions and left before I had a chance to ask anything. I hate when this happens. I'm Scorpio. IP: Logged
Lioness Knowflake Posts: 2675 From: Registered: Mar 2010	posted July 15, 2011 06:35 PM quote: Originally posted by eternallyoptimistic: Sorry Ami but that made me laugh so hard hehehehehehhehe.. IP: Logged
Ami Anne Moderator Posts: 14408 From: Pluto/house next to NickiG Registered: Sep 2010	posted July 15, 2011 06:59 PM quote: Originally posted by Lioness: hehehehehehhehe.. Nothing like comic relief ------------------ Enlightenment doesn't result from sitting around visualizing images of light, but from integrating the darker aspects of the self into the conscious personality Jung God has not given us a spirit of fear but of power,love and a sound mind. He who controls his Spirit is greater than he who controls a city Proverbs IP: Logged
Lonake Moderator Posts: 4454 From: U.S. Registered: Apr 2009	posted July 15, 2011 07:02 PM Yea I got one for Pisces: Someone calling their friend the Anti Christ. No brownie pts for you! Ahahhahha!!!!! Now you're on the **** list :P IP: Logged
starfox Moderator Posts: 458 From: London England Registered: Aug 2010	posted July 15, 2011 07:46 PM 'Takes notes.' IP: Logged
Lonake Moderator Posts: 4454 From: U.S. Registered: Apr 2009	posted July 15, 2011 07:54 PM Peace OUT! IP: Logged
Ami Anne Moderator Posts: 14408 From: Pluto/house next to NickiG Registered: Sep 2010	posted July 15, 2011 07:56 PM quote: Originally posted by Lonake: Yea I got one for Pisces: Someone calling their friend the Anti Christ. No brownie pts for you! Ahahhahha!!!!! Now you're on the **** list :P I am glad I could CONTRIBUTE to all your trouble making ------------------ Enlightenment doesn't result from sitting around visualizing images of light, but from integrating the darker aspects of the self into the conscious personality Jung God has not given us a spirit of fear but of power,love and a sound mind. He who controls his Spirit is greater than he who controls a city Proverbs IP: Logged
Ami Anne Moderator Posts: 14408 From: Pluto/house next to NickiG Registered: Sep 2010	posted July 15, 2011 07:57 PM quote: Originally posted by Lonake: Yea I got one for Pisces: Someone calling their friend the Anti Christ. No brownie pts for you! Ahahhahha!!!!! Now you're on the **** list :P I am glad I could CONTRIBUTE to all your trouble making ------------------ Enlightenment doesn't result from sitting around visualizing images of light, but from integrating the darker aspects of the self into the conscious personality Jung God has not given us a spirit of fear but of power,love and a sound mind. He who controls his Spirit is greater than he who controls a city Proverbs IP: Logged
Ami Anne Moderator Posts: 14408 From: Pluto/house next to NickiG Registered: Sep 2010	posted July 15, 2011 07:58 PM dp IP: Logged
enchantress299 Knowflake Posts: 263 From: Registered: May 2009	posted July 15, 2011 08:23 PM Hahahaha... This thread is hilarious! quote: the best one was for scorpio, dont fall for their manipulations quote: Hoe to ** of a scorpio (hehe just kidding) Play hard to get, ignore subtle advances. Hahaha... I've recently had a Scorpio subtly trying to pursue me, but the problem is not so much that he's pursuing me, it's more the problem that he's trying to strong-arm me and bend me to his will (as though I am a malleable puppet). I have a Scorpio rising, and so I see right through all of it and I think I actually am piing him off because I won't just hurry up and submit to his will already (it's only been 2 weeks ). quote: Virgo – Rearrange their ____ – repeatedly. Silent treatment. This is so true for me! I have a SYSTEM people! Sure, it may be a messy system of post it notes and piles of paper, but DO NOT TOUCH IT!!! And yeah... The silent treatment drives me nuts because I'm always wondering what the hell I did or said to cause it. Usually, I KNOW, but it could be a combination of factors (was it THIS thing or THAT thing I said?). Pisces are the masters of the silent treatment. IP: Logged
CancerRising Knowflake Posts: 42 From: Registered: Jun 2011	posted July 15, 2011 08:28 PM I'm a Gemini and being alone with no entertainment is very annoying to me. When the power goes out I go out somewhere that has electricity lol._ IP: Logged
Planet Queen Newflake Posts: 20 From: Registered: Jul 2011	posted July 15, 2011 08:33 PM quote: Leo – Don’t compliment them. Ever. Compare them unfavorably to someone else. Be stingy with affection. Embarrass them in public. Force them to live in poverty or take away their luxuries. Question their principles. Wow, this is pretty accurate, I'm a Leo and I hate it when I date someone who isn't affectionate or gives me compliments, then again, for every girl this is a must! IP: Logged
Lonake Moderator Posts: 4454 From: U.S. Registered: Apr 2009	posted July 15, 2011 08:39 PM quote: Originally posted by Planet Queen: I hate it when I date someone who isn't affectionate or gives me compliments, then again, for every girl this is a must! That is true. Every woman should feel that she is desired, maybe the manner is different in letting them know, taking different roads to the end result, but ignore the need and live a life in peril. IP: Logged
sassaqua Knowflake Posts: 96 From: Australia Registered: May 2011	posted July 15, 2011 09:30 PM Libra – Ignore etiquette. Decide that they’re unattractive. Point out their flaws with an audience. Put them in situations where they must make a decision quickly on limited information. Pisces – Give them lots of responsibility and deadlines. Then apply some pressure. Belittle their dreams. Be unkind. Stereotype. Negatively judge them and everyone else around them. Make them face (a dreary, hopeless, practical) reality. My libra moon, and my venus in the 12th house got edgy and squirmy just thinking about this. Maybe the hurt and edginess came from being in a t-square with chiron. Sagittarius – Complain incessantly. Sweat the small stuff. Never make, understand or laugh at a joke. Remove their options. Have no common sense. My sag mars got angry just thinking about this! And yes, so funny IP: Logged

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