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tuxedoMask
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posted August 13, 2011 05:55 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for tuxedoMask     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
she won't just go like a normal person..

she has to take with her an incense stick.

i have to admit, it's quite a clever thing..

i never realized just how libran libra's can actually be til this... i know another ex-friend who has sun in libra, she has been with her man for about 4 years and still refuses to go while he's at home.

she's driven out of the house and gone to wal mart, just so that she wouldn't have to do it in his presence.. it's really weird.

but now that i know the etiquette, i'll be out stocking up on those, for sure!

.. it's nice to walk into a room and realize that someone had taken the time to think about you, isn't it?

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posted August 13, 2011 06:04 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for bethcarliseh     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I have to take off all of my clothes when I take a Sh

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posted August 13, 2011 06:12 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for tuxedoMask     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
ur so wild, beth!

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posted August 13, 2011 06:13 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Doreen     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by tuxedoMask:
she won't just go like a normal person..

she has to take with her an incense stick.

i have to admit, it's quite a clever thing..

i never realized just how libran libra's can actually be til this... i know another ex-friend who has sun in libra, she has been with her man for about 4 years and still refuses to go while he's at home.

she's driven out of the house and gone to wal mart, just so that she wouldn't have to do it in his presence.. it's really weird.

but now that i know the etiquette, i'll be out stocking up on those, for sure!

.. it's nice to walk into a room and realize that someone had taken the time to think about you, isn't it?


Well an air freshener or a scented candle does the job perfectly an incense stick ? You're kidding right LOL

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posted August 13, 2011 06:15 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for bethcarliseh     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by tuxedoMask:
ur so wild, beth!

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I know right.

One night, I walked in a convenience store and I opened the bathroom door. In an instant I hear a Loud Shriek! I see a woman with red hair taking a shizz, looking at me OO < like that, I smell complete nastiness and out of my mouth, "Whoa". I closed the door and left. It was a very nasty experience.

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posted August 13, 2011 06:17 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for tuxedoMask     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by Doreen:
Well an air freshener or a scented candle does the job perfectly an incense stick ? You're kidding right LOL

not kidding, nope..

last time i was over at her house we were in the kitchen and i saw her walking around with a black stick.. and i asked what the heck it was for and let me know that she was going to have her privacy, relax, and have a bm

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posted August 13, 2011 06:18 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for tuxedoMask     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by bethcarliseh:
I know right.

One night, I wal...


u kno, beth, sometimes it's best to just avoid those places.. http://youtu.be/TqZW6AGQ1F4

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posted August 13, 2011 06:20 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for bethcarliseh     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by tuxedoMask:
u kno, beth, sometimes it's best to just avoid those places.. http://youtu.be/TqZW6AGQ1F4

I had to go!

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posted August 13, 2011 09:13 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for tuxedoMask     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by bethcarliseh:
I had to go!

http://youtu.be/6Hx8Pj_GxEk

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posted August 13, 2011 10:55 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for amowls**     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Matches do it too, and its easier than incense.

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posted August 13, 2011 11:16 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for tuxedoMask     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Matches do it too, and its easier than incense.

ohoohohoohoh, yeah right! i'm not falling for that one again!

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posted August 13, 2011 11:20 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Emeraldopal     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
it's really true, light a match, and that smell is gone! Of course, you will smell sulfur, for a tiny bit!

My Ascending is Libra!

How are you, Tux!?

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posted August 13, 2011 02:27 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for sand     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
how big are your matches? no really serious question lol!

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posted August 13, 2011 02:28 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Emeraldopal     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
hehe, any size will do, lol

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posted August 13, 2011 03:09 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Stawr     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
hahaha this is a funny topic, but yes that sounds like a very Libra thing.

My grandma who is a Libra Sun, can only go in the privacy of her own home. Even if she only needs to p!ss I swear.

But that is so funny about your aunt and the incense stick...

I wouldn't do that cause then everyone will know what I'm about to do. And I don't want people thinking about me like that! lmao

I'm all about PRIVACY, I can barely ever do public restrooms(not private enough), I don't want to know what other people are doing, and I don't want other people to know what I'm doing.

Must be the Scorpio and 8th house placements in me. Paranoia, and PRIVACY! haha

I have no Libra in me and no 7th house...My Earth is in Libra...but that probably doesn't really count.

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posted August 13, 2011 07:49 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for tuxedoMask     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
i guess u guys r right.. in retrospect, my biggest mistake was lighting the match.

but in my defense,
i was only trying to retrieve the gerbil.

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posted August 13, 2011 08:32 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for MyLibraWorld     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I'm a libra and the only thing I take with me when I **** is a newport

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posted August 13, 2011 11:50 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for wfg363     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
It's funny. I'm a libra rising and my friends make fun of me because I have so much trouble using public bathrooms. I can barely go around them or my family let alone strangers with nothing separating us but a 4x5 piece of metal lol. I've made them stop at my house to use the bathroom before and I'm like, I ust need to get over it, but I can't.

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posted August 14, 2011 05:15 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for tuxedoMask     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
i get a text from that ex-friend i told u guys about today, she's concerned because she's not gone in about a week and doesn't know why but says that she's depressed.. sent me the saddest pic of her in her nightie on the toilet with the saddest look on her face and it was like 2 or 3 am... the kicker?

she had her make-up done.

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posted August 15, 2011 02:05 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Venus     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
i smuggle air refreshners from my office store room to use in my home bathroom..

i like lavender the most but other scents will do

lol i know quite a few peope who need to take all their clothes off to poop.. hehe its ok Beth you're not alone
p.s. i'm not one of them

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posted August 15, 2011 02:06 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for tuxedoMask     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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posted August 15, 2011 03:21 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Venus     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by tuxedoMask:
i get a test from that ex-friend i told u guys about today, she's concerned because she's not gone in about a week and doesn't know why but says that she's depressed.. sent me the saddest pic of her in her nightie on the toilet with the saddest look on her face and it was like 2 or 3 am... the kicker?

she had her make-up done.


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posted August 15, 2011 03:57 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for bethcarliseh     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by tuxedoMask:
i get a test from that ex-friend i told u guys about today, she's concerned because she's not gone in about a week and doesn't know why but says that she's depressed.. sent me the saddest pic of her in her nightie on the toilet with the saddest look on her face and it was like 2 or 3 am... the kicker?

she had her make-up done.


wow tuxedo, you had sex with a girl. That is like, so amazing. It is such a complicated task these days, I don't know whether to give you a high five or a slap on the behind.

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posted August 15, 2011 05:23 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for tuxedoMask     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by bethcarliseh:
wow tuxedo, you had sex with a girl. That is like, so amazing. It is such a complicated task these days, I don't know whether to give you a high five or a slap on the behind.

u could give me both but just put some 'oomph' in it if it's gonna be on the be-hind..

i like it ruff.......

and dirrtay!


(sidenote, i meant to say TEXT, i got a TEXT)

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posted August 15, 2011 05:25 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Venus     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

poor thing your friend though! i would suggest some dried apricots or in worst case scenario a spoonfull of castor oil.. YUK!

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