posted October 10, 2011 04:39 PM            

ARIES: Just one. You want to make something of it?

TAURUS: One, but just "try" to convince them that the burned-out bulb is useless and should be thrown away.

GEMINI: Two, but the job never gets done--they just keep arguing about who is supposed to do it and how it's supposed to be done.

CANCER: Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process.

LEO: Leos don't change light bulbs, although sometimes their agent will get a Virgo to do the job for them while they're out.

VIRGO: Approximately 1.0000000 with an error of +/- 1 millionth.

LIBRA: Er, two. Or maybe one. No - on second thought, make that two. Is that okay with you?

SCORPIO: That information is strictly secret and shared only with the Enlightened Ones in the Star Chamber of the Ancient Hierarchical Order.

SAGITTARIUS: The sun is shining, the day is young and we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid light bulb?

CAPRICORN: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

AQUARIUS: Well, you have to remember that everything is energy, so...

PISCES: Light bulb? What light bulb?
http://www.veiledmoon.com/astrology.htm

posted October 10, 2011 04:46 PM            

Cancer and Scorpio.

posted October 11, 2011 01:33 AM            

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Originally posted by VenusDiSirius:
found this on mystic medusa
How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One, to hold it while the world revolves around him or her.

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That's wrong and so is the one in the OP.

A Leo would change the lightbulb him or herself; then give you a cocky grin and tell you how badass they are and expect you to agree with them.

*knows this from personal experience cuz I am one and that's what I'd do*

posted October 11, 2011 02:10 AM            

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Originally posted by Ceridwen:

Cancer and Scorpio.

And Sagittarius, oh God, that is SOOO me!

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posted October 11, 2011 02:21 AM            

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Originally posted by BelligerentPygmy:
That's wrong and so is the one in the OP.

A Leo would change the lightbulb him or herself; then give you a cocky grin and tell you how badass they are and expect you to agree with them.

*knows this from personal experience cuz I am one and that's what I'd do*

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posted October 11, 2011 05:14 AM            

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Originally posted by amelia28:
Your reply to how you would handle it sounds more like a moon in leo to me, I think. Do you have moon in leo?

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posted October 11, 2011 05:57 AM            

And I had a really good laugh with Cancer's; that's my moon sign.

Thanks for posting!

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*I use the whole sign system*

Libra Sun, Mercury
Scorpio Venus
Capricorn Mars
Cancer Moon

posted October 14, 2011 10:29 PM            

ARIES:

None, mister. Arians aren’t afraid of the dark.

Only one Arian, but an awful lot of light bulbs. (smash)

TAURUS:

One. But only if they can celebrate afterwards with a ten course meal and some great sex.

None: Taureans don’t like to change anything.

GEMINI:

Two. Plus a portable phone, an Internet link and a copy of the “Bluffer’s Guide to Changing Lightbulbs.”

Two (of course) but it will take all week and when they’re done the light bulb will do your homework, speak French and shine any colour you want from it.

CANCER:

Just one, but only after whining and complaining for two weeks about having to change it.

None: A Cancerian would worry herself to death with the problem. Cancer

LEO:

One: He holds the bulb while the world spins around him.

None: A Leo would order somebody else to change it.

None: Leos don’t worry about such details.

VIRGO:

Virgos don’t have time to change their own lightbulbs. They’re too busy changing them for everyone else.

Let’s see: One to spot the bulb, one to record the time the bulb burned out and the date it was bought, one to decide who’s fault it is the bulb burned out and ask why that brand was chosen in the first place, one to clean up the mess the burnt out bulb created, and ten to decide to remodel the house as long as they’re changing the bulb … Virgo

LIBRA:

Why change the bulb? Isn’t it more romantic in the dark?

Well gee, I don’t know really. I guess it depends on the bulb and where it burned out. It might perhaps take just one if it’s just an ordinary bulb, but maybe two if the person doesn’t know where to find a new light bulb, but maybe we need to think about this a little more before we rush into a decision …

SCORPIO:

None. They like doing unspeakable things in the dark.

So who wants to know? Why do you want to know? Are you a cop? Scorpio

Sagittarius

Look, ask me when I get back from India, okay?

A whole bunch: They don’t stick around very long, so you’re lucky if you can keep them in the room long enough for each them to give the bulb a quarter turn apiece, assuming they even show up.

CAPRICORN: None. Capricorns can’t afford new lightbulbs — unless they’re a legitimate business expense.

None: Why bother? It’s probably just going to burn out again tomorrow anyway.

AQUARIUS:

Hard to say. Depends on how many piercings and tatoos it will take.

Like, why don’t you just get out of my face and stop asking me to do all your work for you? I’m, like, y'know, really totally sick and tired of you asking me questions.

PISCES:

Huh? The light’s out?