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Betty Boop
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posted October 28, 2011 06:47 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Betty Boop     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Warning: Do not expect a happy ending

Once upon a time there was a boy…..

As he was walking along, down the yellow brick road of his emotional existence… he noticed the sunshine, the trees, the beauty that surrounded him…

The months went by, the years went by -- and all was well in yellow-brick land….. until one fine day, in the far-off distance, he saw a girl…

She seemed pretty and nice…..


but……

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Betty Boop
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posted October 28, 2011 06:50 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Betty Boop     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
.... As soon as he laid eyes on her… dark clouds shrouded the skies and thunder echoed from afar… A storm was brewing over yellow-brick valley..


Up in the shadows, on a broomstick – the wicked witch from the west flew past.
Bedazzled by her unexpected appearance, in what could only be called an untimely reflex-reaction - he grabbed on to her broom..

She told him she had a magic potion and that if he drank it – it would make alllll of his dreams come true… and allllll of his woes disappear….


Without a second thought the boy trusted the witch because she had such a sweet, caring voice and captivating eyes… He took the potion into his hands.. closed his eyes and drank it all - to the last drop..

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Betty Boop
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posted October 28, 2011 06:53 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Betty Boop     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
When he opened his eyes again … he felt a little out of sorts. The clouds were gone…. the day was as beautiful as ever…
He looked around searching for the girl but she was nowhere to be seen..

(He also had a brand new motorbike!! But that’s neither here nor there & of no relevance to our story….)


Instead, in the very place where the girl previously stood – a HORRENDOUSLY TERRIFYING BEAST emerged from a misty cloud of dust…

It had the facial features of fat b@stard :

The three-headed oddity of the hydra:


And the claws of a white shark:

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Betty Boop
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posted October 28, 2011 07:01 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Betty Boop     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
To be continued...

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bethcarliseh
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posted October 28, 2011 09:15 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for bethcarliseh     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
LOL! XXXcellente!

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Betty Boop
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posted October 31, 2011 10:00 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Betty Boop     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
In truth, the girl was STIL standing there… She said it was OK… that he needn’t be afraid…


But he couldn’t see her… He was scared.
All he could hear were the chilling roars of the monster uttering…. ‘get in ma belly’

The girl walked towards him. She told him to sit, try to breathe and calm down. She said she cared about him.

(she was also OCD and could only speak whilst holding a peculiar black device attached to her right ear.... but again that's neither here nor there and of no relevance to our story)

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Betty Boop
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posted October 31, 2011 11:28 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Betty Boop     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
In the midst of his hallucinations he saw the hungry beast approaching, now dressed in a traditional Scottish costume (-shrug-) – trying to eat him alive…… He panicked…..



In an instant he was turned to ice, from head to toe.



There he lay as an ice statue, somewhere between bus stop no. 11 and piscesville, along the tree line nearing the yellow brick road…. day after day….night after night… for evermore… for everafter… for eternity and a day… as she cried by his side…..

… calling out for help….. with no avail…



And the truth is kids … if you perk up your ears, when you’re travelling down these parts… you may still hear her cries to this day….


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Betty Boop
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posted October 31, 2011 11:29 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Betty Boop     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

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