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Ami Anne
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posted June 22, 2012 08:08 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ami Anne     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

Baby—– What is Your Sign? A Quick Guide to The Pick Up
By amiann | Published: June 16, 2012

You see that cute guy across the room. You want to talk to him so badly, but how do you start. Light bulb moment: Astrology. You meander over and say,”You look like a _______(fill in the Sun sign). This will get the conversation rolling. If you know Astrology, you will be popular wherever you go. You don’t have to be a whiz, either. I will give you enough info to pick up the guy of your dreams. The rest is up to you.

Aries–He may be loud and causing a raucous. He may be bold and telling people his opinion: unwanted and unsolicited. He may be a hairy fellow. He may have red hair. He may have just been beaten up by someone. Go bring him a wet washcloth for his bruised head, and ask him if he is an Aries

Taurus–He may look like a bull. He loves all creature comforts including good food. He likes meat and potatoes more than exotic fare. He loves sweets. He may be dressed in a conservative way and look like a bank president. His aura screams “solid citizen”. Bring him a plate of food, piled high ( and an extra one with deserts ) Then, ask him if he is a Taurus.

Gemini–He will be talking to everyone. He will be flitting from girl to girl with a silver tongue of flattery. He may look like an actual imp, as if he is up to no good. Go up to him and tell him a wicked joke.If he explodes with peals of laughter, you can ask him if he is a Gemini.

Cancer–He may have a moon face. I mean this in the sweetest way. He may look like an actual baby doll. He likes home cooked meals and lots of tenderness. Walk up to him and ask him about his family. If he responds with appropriate gushing, you can ask him if he is a Cancer.

Leo–Leo is the easiest to spot. He looks like a lion. He loves attention. As such, he may be in the middle of any group. Actually, he holds court. He is a wonderful story teller. He may even have a mane of hair reminiscent of an actual lion. Go up to him and flatter him. Tell him he is the most amazing creature you have ever seen. If he believes you, you have found King Leo. You must walk a few steps behind him, as is fitting for royalty. You can shout from behind, “Are you a Leo?”

Virgo–The Virgo man will be dressed in an impeccable fashion. He will look as if he stepped out of a magazine or the dry cleaners. If you can’t see a speck of lint, you may have your Virgo man. Make sure you present yourself in a similar way. If your slip is showing or you have a food stain on your blouse, fix yourself. up. Then, ask in a very ladylike fashion, “Sir, are you a Virgo?”

Libra–The Libra man looks like a male model. Can we say perfection of symmetry? He looks like a picture of balance and he acts like it, too. Make sure you have your on your most considerate face. Don’t make coarse jokes or burp. In a friendly, nonthreatening way, ask if he is a Libra.

Scorpio– If he is drawing you to him like a magnet, know you are dealing with a Scorpio. Don black silk stockings and spike heels. Saunter over with wide hip action . Give him the eye and ask if he is a Scorpio.

Sagittarius–If he is tall and lean and looks like he is up for any adventure, you may have your Saggi man. He may look like he would be graceful in any sport. Picture the elegant swing of a golfer and you have your Saggi. You don’t need to fix yourself up. You can go with that food stain on your chest. You can meander over and say, “Hi, whats up?” He will be friendly. Tell him you dare him to see if you can guess his Sun Sign. He loves to gamble and will take you up on it.

Capricorn–If he has the air of a CEO and walks like he owns the place, you may have your Capricorn. He may look older and more mature than his years. If he seems like the kind who would offer you a strong shoulder on which to cry, he may be the gallant goat. If he can put chivalry ahead of eying your legs, you can ask him if he is a Cappy?

Aquarius—If he loves humanity, but does not want to hug and squeeze actual people, he may be an Aquarius. If he wants ample space from any living, breathing human while he espouses World Peace, you may have your Aquarius man. Don’t crowd him. Ask him if he wants to join you in the “Save the Whales” project. If he jumps at it, you have found your man. You can tell him about Astrology, as he loves the different and the weird.

Pisces—If he looks like he has no clue what is going on in this freaking world, you may have found your man. If he is smoking a joint, guzzling a drink or lost in creative revelry, Pisces is a clear possibility. Pisces is too sensitive for this harsh world. Go up with your sweetest expression and ask him if he wants to split this crowded party and go for a walk in the park. If he breathes a massive sigh of relief, you may have found your Pisces.

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posted June 22, 2012 02:30 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for aquaguy91     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
haha i sound like aqua and pisces

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Ami Anne
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posted June 22, 2012 02:31 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ami Anne     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I forgot to add my last line which was to put who knew more, Astrologically. look at the ASC, too!

LOl Aquaguy xx

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posted June 23, 2012 01:25 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for violet7887     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Ami, what about the females? lol you should put up female discriptions too, the men might need it more...

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posted June 23, 2012 01:55 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for RedScorp     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
^Yes, I agree! Do pick up lines for females. These are qreat by the way!

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posted June 23, 2012 02:02 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for 12thhouser     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by Ami Anne:

Baby�� What is Your Sign? A Quick Guide to The Pick Up
By amiann | Published: June 16, 2012

You see that cute guy across the room. You want to talk to him so badly, but how do you start. Light bulb moment: Astrology. You meander over and say,�You look like a _______(fill in the Sun sign). This will get the conversation rolling. If you know Astrology, you will be popular wherever you go. You don�t have to be a whiz, either. I will give you enough info to pick up the guy of your dreams. The rest is up to you.

Aries�He may be loud and causing a raucous. He may be bold and telling people his opinion: unwanted and unsolicited. He may be a hairy fellow. He may have red hair. He may have just been beaten up by someone. Go bring him a wet washcloth for his bruised head, and ask him if he is an Aries

Taurus�He may look like a bull. He loves all creature comforts including good food. He likes meat and potatoes more than exotic fare. He loves sweets. He may be dressed in a conservative way and look like a bank president. His aura screams �solid citizen�. Bring him a plate of food, piled high ( and an extra one with deserts ) Then, ask him if he is a Taurus.

Gemini�He will be talking to everyone. He will be flitting from girl to girl with a silver tongue of flattery. He may look like an actual imp, as if he is up to no good. Go up to him and tell him a wicked joke.If he explodes with peals of laughter, you can ask him if he is a Gemini.

Cancer�He may have a moon face. I mean this in the sweetest way. He may look like an actual baby doll. He likes home cooked meals and lots of tenderness. Walk up to him and ask him about his family. If he responds with appropriate gushing, you can ask him if he is a Cancer.

Leo�Leo is the easiest to spot. He looks like a lion. He loves attention. As such, he may be in the middle of any group. Actually, he holds court. He is a wonderful story teller. He may even have a mane of hair reminiscent of an actual lion. Go up to him and flatter him. Tell him he is the most amazing creature you have ever seen. If he believes you, you have found King Leo. You must walk a few steps behind him, as is fitting for royalty. You can shout from behind, �Are you a Leo?�

Virgo�The Virgo man will be dressed in an impeccable fashion. He will look as if he stepped out of a magazine or the dry cleaners. If you can�t see a speck of lint, you may have your Virgo man. Make sure you present yourself in a similar way. If your slip is showing or you have a food stain on your blouse, fix yourself. up. Then, ask in a very ladylike fashion, �Sir, are you a Virgo?�

Libra�The Libra man looks like a male model. Can we say perfection of symmetry? He looks like a picture of balance and he acts like it, too. Make sure you have your on your most considerate face. Don�t make coarse jokes or burp. In a friendly, nonthreatening way, ask if he is a Libra.

Scorpio� If he is drawing you to him like a magnet, know you are dealing with a Scorpio. Don black silk stockings and spike heels. Saunter over with wide hip action . Give him the eye and ask if he is a Scorpio.

Sagittarius�If he is tall and lean and looks like he is up for any adventure, you may have your Saggi man. He may look like he would be graceful in any sport. Picture the elegant swing of a golfer and you have your Saggi. You don�t need to fix yourself up. You can go with that food stain on your chest. You can meander over and say, �Hi, whats up?� He will be friendly. Tell him you dare him to see if you can guess his Sun Sign. He loves to gamble and will take you up on it.

Capricorn�If he has the air of a CEO and walks like he owns the place, you may have your Capricorn. He may look older and more mature than his years. If he seems like the kind who would offer you a strong shoulder on which to cry, he may be the gallant goat. If he can put chivalry ahead of eying your legs, you can ask him if he is a Cappy?

Aquarius�If he loves humanity, but does not want to hug and squeeze actual people, he may be an Aquarius. If he wants ample space from any living, breathing human while he espouses World Peace, you may have your Aquarius man. Don�t crowd him. Ask him if he wants to join you in the �Save the Whales� project. If he jumps at it, you have found your man. You can tell him about Astrology, as he loves the different and the weird.

Pisces�If he looks like he has no clue what is going on in this freaking world, you may have found your man. If he is smoking a joint, guzzling a drink or lost in creative revelry, Pisces is a clear possibility. Pisces is too sensitive for this harsh world. Go up with your sweetest expression and ask him if he wants to split this crowded party and go for a walk in the park. If he breathes a massive sigh of relief, you may have found your Pisces.


On the contrary, Ami Anne. I'm an Aquarius with Sun, Moon, and Mercury in Aquarius. I LOVE to hug. It;s others, I've noticed, who aren't as receptive to my big bear hugs. Only my high school girlfriend told me "You're a good hugger!"

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posted June 23, 2012 02:05 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for 12thhouser     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Ami Anne:

Baby�� What is Your Sign? A Quick Guide to The Pick Up
By amiann | Published: June 16, 2012

You see that cute guy across the room. You want to talk to him so badly, but how do you start. Light bulb moment: Astrology. You meander over and say,�You look like a _______(fill in the Sun sign). This will get the conversation rolling. If you know Astrology, you will be popular wherever you go. You don�t have to be a whiz, either. I will give you enough info to pick up the guy of your dreams. The rest is up to you.

Aries�He may be loud and causing a raucous. He may be bold and telling people his opinion: unwanted and unsolicited. He may be a hairy fellow. He may have red hair. He may have just been beaten up by someone. Go bring him a wet washcloth for his bruised head, and ask him if he is an Aries

Taurus�He may look like a bull. He loves all creature comforts including good food. He likes meat and potatoes more than exotic fare. He loves sweets. He may be dressed in a conservative way and look like a bank president. His aura screams �solid citizen�. Bring him a plate of food, piled high ( and an extra one with deserts ) Then, ask him if he is a Taurus.

Gemini�He will be talking to everyone. He will be flitting from girl to girl with a silver tongue of flattery. He may look like an actual imp, as if he is up to no good. Go up to him and tell him a wicked joke.If he explodes with peals of laughter, you can ask him if he is a Gemini.

Cancer�He may have a moon face. I mean this in the sweetest way. He may look like an actual baby doll. He likes home cooked meals and lots of tenderness. Walk up to him and ask him about his family. If he responds with appropriate gushing, you can ask him if he is a Cancer.

Leo�Leo is the easiest to spot. He looks like a lion. He loves attention. As such, he may be in the middle of any group. Actually, he holds court. He is a wonderful story teller. He may even have a mane of hair reminiscent of an actual lion. Go up to him and flatter him. Tell him he is the most amazing creature you have ever seen. If he believes you, you have found King Leo. You must walk a few steps behind him, as is fitting for royalty. You can shout from behind, �Are you a Leo?�

Virgo�The Virgo man will be dressed in an impeccable fashion. He will look as if he stepped out of a magazine or the dry cleaners. If you can�t see a speck of lint, you may have your Virgo man. Make sure you present yourself in a similar way. If your slip is showing or you have a food stain on your blouse, fix yourself. up. Then, ask in a very ladylike fashion, �Sir, are you a Virgo?�

Libra�The Libra man looks like a male model. Can we say perfection of symmetry? He looks like a picture of balance and he acts like it, too. Make sure you have your on your most considerate face. Don�t make coarse jokes or burp. In a friendly, nonthreatening way, ask if he is a Libra.

Scorpio� If he is drawing you to him like a magnet, know you are dealing with a Scorpio. Don black silk stockings and spike heels. Saunter over with wide hip action . Give him the eye and ask if he is a Scorpio.

Sagittarius�If he is tall and lean and looks like he is up for any adventure, you may have your Saggi man. He may look like he would be graceful in any sport. Picture the elegant swing of a golfer and you have your Saggi. You don�t need to fix yourself up. You can go with that food stain on your chest. You can meander over and say, �Hi, whats up?� He will be friendly. Tell him you dare him to see if you can guess his Sun Sign. He loves to gamble and will take you up on it.

Capricorn�If he has the air of a CEO and walks like he owns the place, you may have your Capricorn. He may look older and more mature than his years. If he seems like the kind who would offer you a strong shoulder on which to cry, he may be the gallant goat. If he can put chivalry ahead of eying your legs, you can ask him if he is a Cappy?

Aquarius�If he loves humanity, but does not want to hug and squeeze actual people, he may be an Aquarius. If he wants ample space from any living, breathing human while he espouses World Peace, you may have your Aquarius man. Don�t crowd him. Ask him if he wants to join you in the �Save the Whales� project. If he jumps at it, you have found your man. You can tell him about Astrology, as he loves the different and the weird.

Pisces�If he looks like he has no clue what is going on in this freaking world, you may have found your man. If he is smoking a joint, guzzling a drink or lost in creative revelry, Pisces is a clear possibility. Pisces is too sensitive for this harsh world. Go up with your sweetest expression and ask him if he wants to split this crowded party and go for a walk in the park. If he breathes a massive sigh of relief, you may have found your Pisces.


I also know at least one Pisces guy who's got a good head on his shoulders and hates the smell of pot.

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posted June 23, 2012 02:07 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for RedScorp     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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I also know at least one Pisces guy who's got a good head on his shoulders and hates the smell of pot.

Does this imply that smoking pot contributes to a bad head?

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posted June 23, 2012 02:11 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for RedScorp     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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On the contrary, Ami Anne. I'm an Aquarius with Sun, Moon, and Mercury in Aquarius. I LOVE to hug. It;s others, I've noticed, who aren't as receptive to my big bear hugs. Only my high school girlfriend told me "You're a good hugger!"

But you're a Pisces rising, and the only person I know with a Pisces rising loves hugs as well. Unless you're an Aries ascendant?

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posted June 23, 2012 02:34 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for aquaguy91     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by 12thhouser:
On the contrary, Ami Anne. I'm an Aquarius with Sun, Moon, and Mercury in Aquarius. I LOVE to hug. It;s others, I've noticed, who aren't as receptive to my big bear hugs. Only my high school girlfriend told me "You're a good hugger!"

i agree, i also like hugs, but people arent receptive so i keep my distance.

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posted June 23, 2012 06:07 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lonake     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by Ami Anne:
Pisces—If he looks like he has no clue what is going on in this freaking world, you may have found your man. If he is smoking a joint, guzzling a drink or lost in creative revelry, Pisces is a clear possibility. Pisces is too sensitive for this harsh world. Go up with your sweetest expression and ask him if he wants to split this crowded party and go for a walk in the park. If he breathes a massive sigh of relief, you may have found your Pisces.

Aww this one was cute, I liked em all

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posted June 23, 2012 06:08 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lonake     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by 12thhouser:
On the contrary, Ami Anne. I'm an Aquarius with Sun, Moon, and Mercury in Aquarius. I LOVE to hug. It;s others, I've noticed, who aren't as receptive to my big bear hugs. Only my high school girlfriend told me "You're a good hugger!"

Man, aren't you a Pisces Venus on the ASC?

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posted June 23, 2012 08:44 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ami Anne     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
12th Houser
Are you trying to fake me out with the Pisces Rising and the Pisces Venus

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posted June 23, 2012 08:45 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ami Anne     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Thank you, Lonake

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posted June 23, 2012 08:55 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ami Anne     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by violet7887:
Ami, what about the females? lol you should put up female discriptions too, the men might need it more...


I know. I was thinking I should do that but I don't have the same feel for females as I look at men, not woman

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Yeah, the Scorp and Sag descriptions are personally more fitting than the Aquarius one. Sometimes the Aries one fits too...
Regardless, they are all amusing and colorful archtypes and I love the tongue in cheek attitude in describing them.
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posted June 23, 2012 07:28 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ami Anne     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by David Bowie Eyes:
Yeah, the Scorp and Sag descriptions are personally more fitting than the Aquarius one. Sometimes the Aries one fits too...
Regardless, they are all amusing and colorful archtypes and I love the tongue in cheek attitude in describing them.
S


Thank you, David Bowie Eyes xx

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