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quinnlycanastro
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posted July 02, 2012 04:23 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for quinnlycanastro     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

Sense of humour preferred
http://horoscopicastrologyblog.com/2008/11/19/top-10-types-of-astrologers-to-avoid/

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RegardesPlatero
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posted July 02, 2012 05:54 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for RegardesPlatero     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
LMAO

thanks for posting; that was great

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Rosalind
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posted July 02, 2012 05:57 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Rosalind     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by quinnlycanastro:

Sense of humour preferred
http://horoscopicastrologyblog.com/2008/11/19/top-10-types-of-astrologers-to-avoid/

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RegardesPlatero
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posted July 02, 2012 05:59 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for RegardesPlatero     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
My favorites were the overly technical astrologer (that chart picture cracked me up), karmic/past life astrologer, and the "Vedic" astrologer (is that Joe the Plumber in the picture? if it is, WIN).

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Milkyshutter
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posted July 02, 2012 06:33 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Milkyshutter     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Sun sign astrologer...i laughed hard haha

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Odette
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posted July 02, 2012 06:50 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Odette     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
The only types that bother me are the Sun-sign astrologers (keep saying that you are such a *insert zodiac sign here*) --- and the Psycho-logical Astrologers (keep trying to convince you that a certain configuration in your chart indicates that you are repressing memories of being molested, despite the fact that you are pretty sure you weren’t)...

I like all the other astrologer types - because they're interesting in their own way.. and even if you disagree - there is still something you can learn from them - like the vedic astrologer, the secret believers, the karmic past life ones, the technical ones etc etc.... They all have something cool about them.

But the Sun-sign centred types and the Psychological types... are just - d*umb as fudge...

& This whole article would be funnier if it wasn't so true to life - overall... But it is actually *accurate* lol

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Lonake
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posted July 02, 2012 09:31 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lonake     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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These guys don’t use those newfangled outer planets the kids these days use. They like their astrology like they like their underwear. Old. And used.

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Sometimes the overly technical modern astrologer comes in the form of the person who swears by obscure techniques, like secondary converse progressions involving the mid-point between the vertex and transpluto.

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Also, no one was a nobody in a past life, everyone was Cleopatra or George Washington.

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The Age of Aquarius astrologer is the guy who keeps predicting that the Age of Aquarius is about to break out any day now due to the next upcoming alignment of (fill in the blank), although they have been doing it for over 20 years now.


Good find.

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