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posted July 19, 2012 08:39 PM            

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This is my combo..

Taurus Sun,Venus in Taurus

There’s something you need to know about Taurus sun, Venus in Taurus: Besides Taurus, Venus in Aries, no other sign claims such an extensive collection of persuasive men. It doesn’t matter who they are—it’s just frightening.

Sometimes they’re morally PC, but most times, they don’t see beyond their own totalitarian-dictatorship agendas. They want to control the masses with their political ideals, found in their songs, their paintings, their work—whatever. Just look at the influence these guys have over their peers. That’s a good indicator. You must be the ra-tional one. But beware of scary-guy factor.

Deep down, this man can be controlling. When he’s got the upper hand, though, you wouldn’t even know it. He’s like a Ziploc in the fridge: cool and contained. But that’s not his true self. And you’ve got to put him off his guard to make him off his rocker. For you.Here’s the one thing you need to be careful of, though: Since he’s so averse to talking things out, he’s prone to sneaking around (with others, Mammy) so that he doesn’t have to confront any problems. He goes out and does bad things. Risky, he is. Just sayin’. It all comes down to character. Or lack of. This Taurus can be soulless. Definition: Without a soul. And this can be dangerous because he seems like such a fun,down-to-earth, charming guy. Perilous.

Bottom line: There’s a tendency for this Taurus to go over the edge to Psychoville if he’s had a rough past. He can be completely unethical. Com- pletely. He’s like a volcano, ready to blow. And you don’t want to be there for it. ’Cause Mount Etna doesn’t erupt often—but it does erupt.
boyfriend potential rating:
Low if you let him master you—as he so deftly does others. Mezzo-high if you can stand your ground. Unbelievably high if he knows you’re the only one he cantrust—’cause he’s made so many enemies in the past, he needs at least one person he can rely on.

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posted July 19, 2012 08:59 PM            

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Taurus Rude-iments
Pity the woman who falls in love with Taurus guy be-fore he falls in love with her. If this is you, take tensteps back. Hold the phone. Climb off the cloud. Alertthe media. And stop defending him. Shht. You’re still talking. Just listen.Speaking from experience, I’ve never seen so many perfectlysmart women get taken by a more unworthy cause.Why? Because Taurus men, once they knowthey’ve got you, will milk it for all it’s worth. Theylove adoration. Okay, yes—all men do (yourmother told you so). But you need to know exactlyhow it’s taken: not well.It’s slurped up greedily like the last drink of  water in the desert. Drawn out like oil from an oldcrone’s face. Bled dry like leeches on a fresh ca-daver.Oh, ew. Did I have to go there?
 
Yup. It’s true: Taurus guy uses the ego boostyou give to make him feel powerful enough to win the
other 
object of his affections—namely,not you.Unless you know how to work it.Chil’, this one actually gets off on playing withyou the way we torture poor kitty with a string:Come, come here. (Evil laugh as we pull it away.)And here’s something else you didn’t want toknow: May 6 men are the ultimate brutal Taurusbirthday. They’re the most romantic—and themost cruel. It’s the influence of the number 6 innumerology—they live for love. But they’re not re-ally psychologically equipped for it because they’reso scared of suffering themselves. Hence, they windup breaking hearts and tormenting women...untilthey find The One.Powerhouses—larger than life. Yet horrors. Unless they’re com-pletely gone in love, they’re gonna bat you around like the Mets in1986: They’ll win the World Series with you, then leave you sitting inthe dugout till the end of time. (And it’s such aheady ride, it will ruin you for boring, tedious fu-ture mates to come.)Proof: George Clooney, Sigmund Freud, Or-son Welles, Stewart Granger (swashbuckling actorfrom the forties and fifties), Rudolph Valentino: allMay 6.Taurus guys in general: Potent. Compelling.Brilliant. But dumb like the floor when it comesto communicating their true needs for happinessto their intendeds. (This isn’t a coincidence, incidentally. It’s howthey maintain control—over you and over themselves.)

So, first, let me tell you the good news: Taurus can be had.Even love-starved bad boys like May 6. You justhave to figure out his raison d’être. His M.O.His game. For him, the game is Monopoly: He wants Park Place. He’s not sure why. He justknows it’s the best. And since he doesn’t want tobuy something on the Lower East Side—a realfixer-upper that’ll need work—he’ll go for thepolished choice. He’s not into rescuing.
He’s the damsel in dis-tress.He wants a prize. And if that’s you, you’ll get him.

Taurus Tongue Lashing
Ring, ring.Taurus guy picks up his cell. “Yes, yes...I’ll be there,” hesays. “Yes, please tell the queen of Spain I can attend.”Taurus smiles smugly at you and drops a casual “Oh, sorry.That was just (fill-in-the-blank important person).”You sense that he’s playing it down: no biggie. Yetthat he fixed it to have someone call him at pre-cisely
this moment 
in hopes of making a good im-pression. Sadly, you’re not mistaken.On the other hand, there’s that other strain of Taurus. Y’know—the one who tells you thingsonly when you ask. Or beg. Strangely, this one is low-maintenance.And a woman who’s frivolous in any way will turn him off big-time.Wanna lose him and also get him to never shut up in one swiftmotion? Insult his masculinity. Ask him if he bats for the otherteam. Better yet, order for him in a restaurant. Pick the quiche.Get a sloe gin fizz (with a frilly cocktail umbrella in it) and leave
 
him holding it as you sashay off to the bathroom. Ditto that withyour purple suede fringy clutch purse during theSuper Bowl—while his buds are standing by
watching
.“Come closer,” he beckons. “I don’t bite.”But he does. He does. Biting is definitely an ac-cepted form of foreplay for him. You slide closerand he whispers in your ear. Taurus guy knowsthat it’s not really
what 
he says but
how
he says it (i.e., with
his
lipsagainst
 your 
skin).Sexually, you’re probably overwhelmed by this guy. But you’renot completely sure if you respect him. Or—it’s the opposite. Youabsolutely adore his semi-pedigreed soul, but the thought of kiss-ing him excites you about as much as the thought of making out with his pet bulldog.Sadly, it’s usually either/or.SO, if you’re in the minority—and are
actually
in love with this guy...really in love, NOT ob-sessed because you just want to get him—or bedhim (think about it), I’ve got good news. Followmy advice, read this chapter and then... Just know that one day very soon, you may just find out that this “composed,” “proud,”“sensual,” “romantic,” “curious,” “financially secure” guy whokeeps pictures of himself on the mantel does so only because hehas no clue who he really is.
Taurus: Is He
INTO
You?
If you’ve done your job, you’re now pleasantly enjoying the bene-fits of Taurus guy secretly adoring and worshipping the groundyou walk on. He should be pulling out all the stops. If he’s spend-ing money on you, good. Well done. He can be incrediblygenerous—or as cheap as a polyester pin-stripedsuit from Sears
if he doesn’t trust your motives.
HeMUST trust you.And to do this, you need to keep himguessing—yet show him that you’re not going tobear his love child, then run away to Guatemala with his best man. That big love-crazy cocktail isscary for him. His fear is so tangible, it’s like howMichael Jackson would feel, were he forced totake a
 paternity test.
And you should know this: If he doesn’t re-spect your wishes to wait for sex, he’s not into you.Ironically, though, you should respond subtly tohis advances when he puts it out there. But not toomuch. Balance.He may be offended if you push him away, but he’ll be back. Ipromise.In fact, just when you think he’s pulling away, remember my words: Uh-uh. No way. If things are going as planned, he’s off for-mulating another scheme to get you. And if youtake
this
 job away from him, I guarantee, he’ll haveno choice but to torture you instead. He needs ahobby. Give it to him.Sadist. Masochist. It’s up to you to decide which. It’s all in there, wrapped up into onepretty, brooding Taurus package. Let him sufferor you will.He’s good at playing the cool guy until he falls. Oh, and you won’t miss the signs when he does. But along the way, you may beconfused. You’ll wonder about his honorable (or dishonorable) in-tentions. You should.
 

 
This guy will evaluate and categorize you—both judge and jury.But, it’s easy to trick him into thinking you’re per-fect.
He’s almost never on the mark.
In other words, many men are good at sizing up women;Taurus man is not.So read on, woman. You can get him.Pay attention.

Advice to the Future Mrs. Taurus
Here’s a story for you. I know a woman. I’ll call her Sam. She hada boyfriend. And then there was Taurus guy—waiting in the wingsfor some crumbs.Taurus guy was enamored with her, and she wasn’t sure whatshe wanted. One night, she threw caution to the wind. And kissedhim. From that moment on, he considered her
his.
A kiss by anyother name would not taste as sweet, rationalized Taurus. Whenhe’s serious, he instantly marks his territory. Like a dog.So when he found out that Sam was surreptitiously hoveringbetween him and the other guy, he flew into arage. Secretly. See—he didn’t tell her. Instead, heopted for vengeance and plain ol’ in-your-face jealousy.For instance, when they went out to a restau-rant, and her best friend joined them, he waitedtill Sam went to the bathroom, then put themoves on her friend. In fact, he found out the best bud’s phonenumber and started calling her, asking her out.So after, when Sam confronted him, he admitted that he wasn’teven interested in the friend. He just wanted to see if he could geta rise out of Sam—and get her back for what she’d “done to him.”(This, after a casual work friendship, one smooch, and her indecision.) But hey, he was seriously smitten. And that’s big stuff forTaurus.So when Sam finally decided she
did 
 want him,he didn’t trust her anymore. And didn’t want her.She had committed the ultimate sin in his eyes:not being on the same page as him at the sametime; not giving him the security he
needed,
at pre-cisely the moment
he
knew
he
 wanted it. Holy de-liberate smokescreen, Batty guy.Bottom line: This is true whether you’re juststarting out with Taurus or preparing to walkdown the aisle: This man has an extremely fragileego. He gives all if he loves you. And he expects itback in return.
When he’s ready.
Under the bottom line: Confused or capricious women neednot apply. You can get him, but heed my words if you want to keephim. (Gemini girl, be careful. Yes, I’m talking to you, toots.)
Advice to the Ex Ms. Taurus
Bizarre thing. Most guys
cannot 
be swayed by sex after a breakup.Instead, Taurus
can
. He
wants
to forgive. Poor, be-leaguered, pigheaded Taurus has invested in you.And since he’s done all that work already, hedoesn’t want to see it go to pot.Here’s how it’s gotta go, though. Listen care-fully. In order to seduce Taurus back into your life,it cannot be a wham bam. Ringing him at mid-night for a booty call will only throw him backinto the arms of...anyone but you.But wait—you can’t be too serious either. Tears are okay, buthe’s gotta know that you miss him on a
 friendship
level. Pretend 
that you’re his wife already. And that you married him twenty yearsago. The honeymoon’s over, baby. Here’s yourmantra: Calm, rational. Nice, steady.Here’s how it should go down. If he doesn’tcall you, wait three weeks. I know it’s hard, butdo this right. Call and ask, “How’re you feeling?”No big deal. Keep it light. Businesslike, even.How’s his sister? His mother? Some deal he’sbeen working on at the office? He’ll probably get fidgety after lessthan five minutes. He’s worried that you’re gonna start bringing upthings he can’t deal with.That’s normal. If he says he wants to call you back, tell him,“No. No problem. Just wanted to see how you’re doing. Bye.”Hang up. (Don’t say “Don’t bother.” It’s too manipulative. He’llknow you’re playing a game, and trust me, he’ll beat you at it.)If he doesn’t want to deal with you, leave him be. Just re-member the “leeches on a fresh cadaver” anal-ogy. Again: ew. He’ll suck the self-respect rightout of you.Instead, if he stays on the phone, tell himyou’ve been practicing cooking a new pastarecipe or hearty steak dish. If he’s interested,you’ll make it for him.Here’s what NOT to say: anything related tosex; anything related to how you miss him
as aboyfriend—boo-hoo;
anything about what
 you
need, like fixing something in your house or help-ing you make a decision on this or that. Do not use the phrases“hang out” or “it would be cool.”You have to be humble, sober, sincere. Grounded. Not needyor dramatic in any way. (That’s
his
 job.) Crisp like new sheets. Softlike cotton.
 
If this doesn’t work, you can call him and give him a list of 
his
faults. He’s no great catch, either. But wait at least two or three weeks after you try the first approach.Oh, and if he comes over, cook for him and wait for the connection. Bring up good times.Think sentimental, not sexual. Show him somephotos of Granny and you—with pigtails. He’llmost likely take the bait.Last story: One Aquarius woman I know snagged a Taurusman big-time. But her method makes
The Bold and the Beautiful 
look plausible. Surreal, this. She got pregnant after the first monththey were together. She was thirty-three; he was thirty-two. Heflipped and stopped trusting her; she told him she wanted to havethe child.Whoa. He was shocked. To add chaos to mayhem, he was Is-raeli, she was Apple Pie. His family expected himto marry someone of his heritage—and threatenedto cut him off if he didn’t comply.She was so cool and composed. To this day, allare stunned as to how she did it. Taurus guy feltmanipulated and roped in—a humungo faux pas.But, throughout the pregnancy, she just gave himthe subtle digs, let
him
call (mostly out of guilt),made him aware of what was going on, neverasked for money (even though he was a well-to-dolawyer), and just knew he would return.He did.Sure, she freaked him out a few times. Placed a couple of psy-chologically f*cked-up phone calls, with lots of name calling. Butshe chalked it all up to hormones. Explained it as such. And didn’tapologize too much for her behavior.
http://www.scribd.com/doc/57113229/He-s-Just-Not-in-the-Stars-Wicked-Astrology-Uncensored-Advice-for-Getting-the-Almost-Perfect-Guy-2006#outer_page_62

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