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Capricorn Sun
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posted August 16, 2012 01:26 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Capricorn Sun     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
The signs and all their flavors. I can't sleep so I am going to rant on about each encounter I have had with each sign. Y'all can add to it, your experiences with the Universal Wheel.

Aries- I can't stand them. The aries in my life have been major dysfunctions. They ruined me. Or at least tried too. They are always bossy and think they are intimidating. When they don't get their way they throw fire at you. Then they get shook up cuz their fire didn't squash me. All the more reason for them to ram into something. I let the Ram go wild chasing air. He looks silly doing so too mind I add.

Taurus- I like the bulls I have encountered. Typical earth sign qualities that I can relate too. While others are getting scratched by the bull, he is soothing my soul. My red does not upset the bull like it does many others. He curls up in a cozy blanket and takes a nap. I pet him once in awhile and he purrs. lol

Gemini- Holy schmoly there are too many gems in my family. Talk about Fruity! I mean in every sense of the word! They are so fruity in funny that I cannot stop laughing at their charades. They are also so fruity in flight that when they take off they end up flying like superman, or so they think. The double face pair are always arguing with their selves. When I laugh even more, then they become upset, no one understands them. A good gem is one who is always on the laughter. A scary gem is one who is angered by nothing at all. I bet the gem twins punch each other in the face and blame the other for the punches. Ain't they like a mirror of their self and don't know what one they really are?

Cancer- Eh, do I have to talk about the crabs? Ya know crabs I love it when you are being rational and loving like you are suppose to be. I cannot stand you when you are clinching and suffocating. Your moods are worse then a hurricane in a tornado. I have had so many encounters with cancers that they have set me off for life of never enduring another! They seem to be attracted to me for whatever reason. They think they can bask in my spotlight until I kick them out. Then the crab cries. And it's never their fault. Can't you crabs just stay warm and loving? If you could remain there, you'd be heroes.

Leo- Ah...um...eh...well...my most loved and hated sign. I cannot live without these lions yet I cannot live among them either. They are the best at putting you on top of the world. But they are also the best at leaving you slide down the mountain on your arse while they are dazed off in another forest. I can't understand the lion. Why does he do this? He's the King of the jungle but when you do not praise him daily he becomes livid. My personal experiences with leos have been the same. They spoiled the heck out of me and disappeared. What a let down. I hate them for that. I hate the fact that they can love so affectionately and then pretend like it never happened. What a crock. I hope the lion gets lost in his forest and a bear eats him.

Virgo- I have had brief encounters with these very lively creatures. A virgo is an amazing person, but I would say that about my fellow earthy. They are always so calm and reassuring. They are usually good to look at too. There is just something in this peace messenger that we all want to be like. If I could sum up the Zodiac, I'd say this sign right here is one of the most fascinating. They always lure me in with sweets, and they remain to leave me there too. Gotta love the Virgs!

Libra- Oh please, I cannot stand you. You and your stupid balance scale. If you'd just focus on your balance in the world, instead of being an egotistical creep, we could get along. What's that you say? You're smarter then me so I better kiss your arse? You got to be joking right? Just because you love to argue all day long about absolutely nothing makes you smarter? Do you have rocks in your heads? Oh don't be angry now and throw those rocks. Keep them stored upstairs for balance. Seriously...

Scorpio- I haven't had many encounters with these creatures. They usually keep themselves hidden. I think the scorpion is hiding under the earths surfaces and waiting to attack its prey. It sizes up everything bigger than it is and measures its pincers. He decides the pincers are not long enough. The tail will do the deed. That creepy little feller, I do see why you are so mysterious. You hide and when you come out you are usually stinging something. Reason for this? The bull and the ram stepped on you? Well go back and hide, and that won't happen.

Sagittarius- I'm full of Sag, so I have to like my own kind I suppose. I love the archer on the centaur. What a fascinating creature! Throws flames of energy in boastful ways in good directions. A bit of an impulse and always restless on the go, but never draining. A Saggy is true to its core. While the other two fire signs are burning up the zodiac, Sag is dancing around them and on top of them. The ram and the lion are cranky the horse is by far more beautiful then they are. Only a horse with a human body can out wit the other two signs. But don't tick a Sag off. When the flame of fire is darted, you will be burned! Sizzle!!!!

Capricorn- It's what I am. Practical, rational, intelligent, creative. We are the loyals in the Universe. So you are bored with the goat/fish taking his time climbing the hill. Its just a little hill, come on. Even you can climb this hill. But once the goat has been risen, you cannot take him down. The ram thinks he can bunt the goat off the mountain. That's ok, because when we fly off the little hill we land in water and swim away! Then we try again and succeed up a much bigger hill. The ram however is upset it cannot swim to the other side of the shore to knock that beautiful goat down again, so it goes and plays with the bull. A successful capricorn is a shining beacon in the night. When you have captured one of us, you have a real gem. One that will shine for you for good. Only a fool would throw away this precious gem.

Aquarius- Yi, yi, yi, I'm not an aqua fan. I do not understand their airy desire to be in the lead of so many nonchalant issues. Ok so you got the peace prize in the noble contest of who can out do the other in crazy. Is that what you are saying? To me your social skills suck, you think you are doing the world a favor by your so called brainism, but all the while everyone else is wondering what you are doing and the purpose. My personal experience with these air signs are wishy washy and some are just down right psychotic. I'm sure they have their good qualities. They just never show them to me.

Pisces- Ah the lil fishys out for a swim. The dynamic two fish intertwining into a beautiful masterpiece. All the pisces I've known except for a rare few have been very soothing to the core. A day dreamer, a silly heart, a wild imagination, an invitation to a grand encour. Whatever they dream in their magical world of fantasy is alluring. The only way a fish can get you to think lowly of them is if you are fit for the seriousness of the world and have no time for false pretenses. If you can appreciate and accept this fishes point of view, I do believe you have a wonderful person for life. They got riddles and skiddles in all directions and you can choose which way you want to swim with them. They never force you, it is always a choice.

These are just my experiences, no one hate me for my detailed essays. I write and I put most things in cartoon format. There is a picture to each of these signs that colorize the universe. I'd be delighted to read what others have to say about these ruling planets.

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~Sunny~

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juniperb
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posted August 16, 2012 11:06 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for juniperb     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
There is beauty in each sign. If we are busy looking for the goodness, the lesser seen qualities will be quiet.

An Aqua`s observation.

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We dance around the ring and suppose, but the secret sits in the middle and Knows
Robert Frost

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Capricorn Sun
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From: Planet Saturn
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posted August 16, 2012 01:10 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Capricorn Sun     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
lol! Some of the stuff I come up with. Where do I get it? It's all part of my humor. And people say Capricorns are boring...

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anonymidarkness
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posted August 16, 2012 01:35 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for anonymidarkness     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Capricorn Sun:
lol! Some of the stuff I come up with. Where do I get it? It's all part of my humor. And people say Capricorns are boring...


Your views seem pretty black and white,must be your scorpio moon,I can relate .

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Capricorn Sun
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posted August 16, 2012 01:40 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Capricorn Sun     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
lol! I was tired when I wrote all that out, I just re-read it and said to self, what am I on? lmao...

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