posted August 17, 2012 09:21 PM            

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Originally posted by sand:
LOL i was actually wondering about the real stereotypical douche..

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posted August 17, 2012 09:52 PM            

(Capricorn 17'41"
Moon in Virgo 29'40
Aries rising 26'15" ... and yeah being a Cap w/an Aries ascendant is even more painful than it sounds...)

I'm a man so, not sure how applicable my feedback is but, from watching how dudes act...

In my experience, Sag men are douchiest in word and deed, but I've met very few Sags that understood how douchie they could be and then went ahead kept being douche bags anyway...

I tend to think two-facedness, untrustworthiness and using women as a substitution for one's inability to form real, human bonds as key components of douchieness so.... I've found the highest number real douches in Geminii... (I know that's not all Geminii's but it is Geminii at its worst...)

But the BIGGEST douche I ever knew was a Libra. There are a lot of cool Libras out there, but when they go douchie... Their exalted sentimentality, their fettish for fairness and the sign's concern for appearances can create a perfect storm of a childish, narcissistic douchebag, who treats people like he's God and they're mere mortals... And genuinely believing he's done nothing wrong, because he's always careful to rightly and fairly w/everyone...

posted August 17, 2012 10:54 PM            

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Originally posted by xenon541:
Hey everyone! this is actually my first post ever here...

But the BIGGEST douche I ever knew was a Libra. There are a lot of cool Libras out there, but when they go douchie... Their exalted sentimentality, their fettish for fairness and the sign's concern for appearances can create a perfect storm of a childish, narcissistic douchebag, who treats people like he's God and they're mere mortals... And genuinely believing he's done nothing wrong, because he's always careful to rightly and fairly w/everyone...

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lol thats so libra

posted August 18, 2012 12:50 AM            

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Look at my button down striped shirt! ******* look at it! This shirt means one thing! I'm coming home with some pussy tonight! That's right! It's been a long week at the office and it's time to blow off a little steam! I am a Junior Vice President! I have business cards that say "Junior Vice President" on them! They're glossy and magnificent! Here! Have one! Take it!

My boys are coming out with me tonight! They all have striped shirts too!

I figure we'll kick off the night with some Golden Tee! I am going to smack the **** out of that little white ball! It's going to be so ******* loud! I'll bet I can drive that pretend golf ball 600 ******* yards tonight! I'm that ******* pumped!

I can almost taste those Jager Bombs right now! I ******* love Red Bull! I put it on my God damned cereal! I'm crushing one right now!

I'm thinking about buying a boat this year!

I'm gonna fight someone tonight! I pray to God someone makes eye contact with me! I will beat his ass! And God help him if he gets any blood on my striped shirt! If he does, I'll scrub it out with his dick and some bleach! I mean it!

I'm gonna grind on girls ***** tonight! You heard me! When I see a group of girls dancing in a circle, I will select the most attractive one and dry hump her until it hurts! I will rub my **** against her so that she can feel my throbbing hard on!

I will valet tonight!

I will treat the valet with contempt and make sure that he knows that I am superior to him in life! I will tell him to "Take it easy on the brakes, Champ"!

I will talk to people I don't know about my job tonight! They will all know that I am an important man! I will call female bartenders "Babe" and male bartenders "Chief"!

When I do not hook up with a girl at that club, I will say that the place is "full of skanks"! We will wait in a long line to go to another bar only to strike out again!

I will give up and decide to order a gyro off of a street vendor! I will make fun of him to my friends for being foreign! I will look ridiculous purchasing my gyro because people will be able to tell by my striped shirt and tinted sunglasses that I struck out and am settling for a gyro!

I will make one last attempt to hook up by trying to coax two big girls who are also ordering gyros to coming back to my place for "after hours"! When they say no I will make fun of them for being fat! I will leave!

When I get home I will go to the bathroom and hold the straight razor to my wrist again! I will gently drag the razor laterally against my vein, making sure not to actually cut myself!

I will then go to my room and pass out! I will need some shut eye so that I'll be ready to ******* party again tomorrow!

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posted August 18, 2012 02:28 AM              

One douche is obsessed with romance to a creepy degree, even when he is single, he just constantly declares his love of women I think for the attention. He is worse than Usher.

Another is one of those pretentious know-it-alls, he is also delusional about his sex appeal thinking he's the hottest man around when he's actually quite weird-looking.

Another acts like he is 5-years-old and is just superannoying, albeit mostly harmless and friendly.

posted August 18, 2012 05:31 AM            

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Originally posted by Aquacheeka:
He is worse than Usher.

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posted August 18, 2012 05:37 AM            

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Originally posted by aquaguy91:
I've been called a dickhead before, I take that as a compliment. aqua sun and ascendant with a taurus moon.

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posted August 18, 2012 09:45 AM            

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Originally posted by sand:
I thought u were a "nice guy"? Pick a male stereotype and stick with it!

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posted August 18, 2012 11:34 AM            

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hmm, sensing a lot of Sagi envy in this thread.

posted August 18, 2012 11:39 AM            

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Originally posted by Padre35:

Douchiest cats I've ever had the misfortune to deal with were Capricorns.

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Thanks for the Compliment.

posted August 18, 2012 12:19 PM              

Though now that I think of it there were one or two I had to literally chase away with a stick cause they just wouldnīt get a subtle hint like: "I am really not into you, you ******* ."
With that one really nothing worked except for avoiding him like the plague.
He would really try it all, the friendship-card, the guru-trick, the I donīt know what, and actually it was only ever Sag guys I became insulting with (just their confidence was so unshakeable, they wouldn`t even really see it as insult).
WEll, this particular guy was not just deaf when it came to things he did not want to hear, but probably also slightly psychotic or whatever.
He actually, while at work, flung himself onto the ground, screaming: I have a vision. I have a vision.
He got fired.
NOt that it mattered, DAddy was among the richest men in town.

Anyway, that Sag was really a douchebag, totally laughable. But other than that I really only met Sags who were at least amusing and entertaining.
Noone to have verbal banter with like a male Sag.