posted October 08, 2012 06:07 PM            

I have one tiny input now, will write the rest tomorrow ...

posted October 08, 2012 08:38 PM            

*Only Taurus I know is my dad, cant really say much about them*

Gemini: Flakes. I knew one Gemini sun, Aqua Moon with Taurus Venus go through 10 girlfriends like used underwear. Like, I'm positive he was the dumper 100% of the time. They are charming, very attractive and witty but damn! They like mysterious, intelligent and collected women. Regardless of their short attention span and rationale over love, they are always gentlemen and good friends if you're not a bore.

Cancer: They make AWESOME friends. Anything more? NO. HELL NAW. Not for me, anyway. They love attractive, beautiful, gorgeous, appealing women. Nothing less. Even my gay Cancer friend told me he would not date anybody who didn't fit these categories. And sure, what man doesn't like a gorgeous woman? Well, not every married woman is considered universally beautiful. Some are chubby, short, have short hair, have one eye, have small boobs or a flat butt and so on. Doesn't make them ugly, but Cancer men need a supermodel to be happy. If the woman they are with does not take care of herself, or him also, he will act abusive towards her. He will drive her insane, and the emotional blackmail and manipulation is REAL. The only way I can't see a Cancer do that is if he has a lot of Leo in his chart or maybe some earth to settle his personality down.

Leo: Bullies. Occasionally laid-back and funny, but more often, a bully.

Virgo: Temperamental.

Libra: EXTREMELY temperamental.

Scorpio: Hedonistic. Kind of airy or flaky, to be a fixed water sign.

Sagittarius: When I lay eyes on one my panties fly in the opposite direction. They are always ridiculously attractive, but the worst part is they always KNOW IT. They are arrogant. You can't stick around one long if you are super sensitive because he will inevitably call you "dude" or dumb-ass" even if you are a pretty girl he fancies. The only way I can see him censor himself is around a Virgo woman or a Capricorn woman, who naturally demand respect. They hate staying still, this will depress them. They love work. They have a surprisingly conservative, and you could even say traditional side especially when it comes to the woman they choose to settle down with.

Capricorn: Have a dry self-deprecating sense of humor, and are often working in an office or with technology. Very traditional, I haven't seen otherwise and I never met one who was stupid.

Aquarius: The funny guy in most situations. I don't know much else about them, except they can be as arrogant as any Leo or Aries, so don't let the detrimental (I think) placement of the Sun fool you. I also think they suffer from worse foot in mouth syndrome than Sagittarius does, because they are the type to make a joke at a funeral, and not realize it's inappropriate. They are inappropriately comfortable with inappropriateness.

posted October 08, 2012 08:44 PM            

The ones I love, I am on the same wavelength as (Pisces moon here.) Occasionally, they have popped out of the woodwork with a kind, simple gesture that almost made me cry, it was so unexpected and needed.

My Pisces dentist sent me flowers for every baby I had.

@vickymadness: Virgo men should be outlawed as well, similar reasons.

posted October 08, 2012 09:12 PM            

Libras: charming, helpful, loves beautiful woman ( they act like a kid when around one), cheaters, freaky

I havent dated many men

Gemini: flaky, dishonest, loves to play mind games, very flirtatious, cheaters

posted October 09, 2012 08:52 AM            

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Aries - This is the guy to hang out with if you'd like to see what it's like to sled surf (pulled by a Jeep) down the streets of DC after a huge snow storm.

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Taurus - B.O.R.I. - They ain't got no alibi! They're Boring! Boring! Goooo, Taurus!
And dense.
Ye, gods, are they dense.
Even if they're intelligent, they just *don't get* sarcasm and word play.

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Gemini - Got to be honest, I love Geminis as long as they have a little earth in there to ground them.
I really enjoy listening to them have conversations with themselves.
No, really - that's not sarcasm. They can have the most interesting self-debates in the world. They just have so many competing voices locked up in their noggin.
I'd call it masturbatory, but that makes it sound dirty.
They'd give their left arm to be with someone who will listen to them, really listen (in the way that Geminis listen - that is, by engaging in conversation).
And most would give their right to be with someone with whom they can be silent every now and then.

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Cancer - "I love cuddling with you *soooo much*. You're so fun, and nice, and caring, and just...well, nice to be around.
But I'm not in this for a relationship. Nope, no relationship right now. I mean, you'll be travelling out of the country soon and you may meet another guy or decide to stay or...or...
Would you like me to make breakfast?
I can make you pancakes and we can talk about my Mom.
But then you have to go."

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Leo - I had a straight Leo male roommate once.
"Hey, you're a girl - do my highlights look good?"
True story.
He also used to walk around the house without his shirt on drinking a protein drink...come to think of it, that's like the only thing I ever saw him eat o_O

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Virgo - Pick-pick-pick-pick-pick-pick-pick-pick-KABLAM!
Good friends, though. Very caring, in their own neurotic way.

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Libra - Alllllllcoholic, and the wind(bag) goes sweeping down the plain!
And the wavin' tongue can sure sound glum
When the booze goes drizzlin' down the main!

(Sorry, I may be biased. My dad's a Libra and a major alchie.)

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Scorpio - "Yo, b*tch, I hate you. Come give me a kiss."

Again, I may be biased...I've actually never dated a Scorp, but I've seen too many friends and family ensnared. They seem to uniformly treat their partners like crap, but they keep 'em coming back for more.
I don't understand it.
Edited to add: No, wait - the *one* decent one that I know is actually a very good person. Perhaps they're like that old rhyme?
"When they're good, they're very, very good. When they're bad, they're dreadful."

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Sagittarius - Fun in a bucket.
And out of a bucket.
He's the guy who just rode into town on a beat up motorcycle that he maintains himself.
He smells like the road and adventure.

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Capricorn - They can be quite nice - you'll certainly go on the nicest date he can swing. Just be sure to get penciled in to his 10-year plan if you'd like to stand a chance.

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Aquarius - I'm all for people! Yes! ME. ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME!
Mr. Selfless Humanitarian, Quirky Friend to Every Man - that's ME.
MEEEEE! MEEEEEEE!

Seriously, though - they tend to be incredibly self-absorbed, even as they put up the stereotypical Aqua masks.

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Pisces - I've actually never met the cheating wet blankets most of you all talk about.
Most of the male Pisces I've known have had hyper-masculine, argumentative exteriors hiding their soft, squishy hearts.
My husband had this Pisces boss once, legendary for chewing out his subordinates and for borderline temper-tantrums. Once you got to know him, it was clear that he was like that in order to protect his tender nougat center.

posted October 09, 2012 09:55 AM            

I mean, you might leave them and then what would they do?

posted October 09, 2012 12:29 PM            

I didn't agree with every little thing you wrote, or the other posters, either, but we all have our personal experience which colors our vision.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again: any time we generalize about Sun sign alone, there will be plenty of exceptions, because of little details like moon sign, ascendant, aspects (LOL).

For example, the Cancer man being unable to commit? I don't know... I know quite a few who are married with oodles of kids and are quite dedicated to the whole family scene.

I also know (and happen to work with) at least three Scorpio men who are salt of the earth, and not flaky, and not cruel.

And I know Cappie men who are not all stodgy and uber-scheduled up the wazoo, who can actually go with the flow...

So...

posted October 09, 2012 12:41 PM            

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Originally posted by mockingbird:
I think it's their whole self-protection thing.

I mean, you might leave them and then what would they do?

It's best that they not be in a position to care if you leave.

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posted October 09, 2012 01:19 PM            

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Originally posted by mockingbird:
All in good fun with massive generalizations:

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Leo - I had a straight Leo male roommate once.
"Hey, you're a girl - do my highlights look good?"
True story.
He also used to walk around the house without his shirt on drinking a protein drink...come to think of it, that's like the only thing I ever saw him eat o_O

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posted October 09, 2012 01:24 PM            

Leos- really, really have a tendency to be vain. Just said that in my above post, LOL. To an obnoxious point. They're right above Libras with this one. More than a few Leo guys I've known have been very into themselves. One in particular likes to stand in the bathroom and watch himself at all different angles as he's brushing his teeth, or talking to someone in the other room. GAG! Haha. It's more endearing to me than flat out annoying though since I'm a Libra and I carry a pocket mirror around.

Capricorns - boring, boring, boring. I just don't see much in these men. I'm either frustrated or bored to tears around them. Their concrete attitudes frustrate me. I can rarely if EVER get a rise out of these guys, which really bothers my Sagittarius rising. They can seem easily cold, bothered or rubbed the wrong way which is ANNOYING! Especially to someone who likes to tease.

posted October 09, 2012 02:10 PM            

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Originally posted by crabbypatty:
Oh yes, I too knew a Leo male (one of my best friends throughout childhood and early adulthood) who insisted on getting blond highlights in his hair. He threw everyone in the family and friends circle into debate as to his sexuality. Years later, he married a woman, which doesn't mean he's really hetero, in my book, keeping in mind his parents were old-world Italian and he was an only child. I still don't know...

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posted October 09, 2012 03:33 PM            

TAURUS - Good cooks, definitely. Always bargaining, almost to an embarrassing degree, to get top of the line stuff, Also very possessive of their things, They won't forget if you borrowed something, lol, Flirtatious

GEMINI - Smart and witty sense of humor, which I love, Fun to be around, Mischievous, but sometimes they can be depressive

LIBRA - So incredibly charming, but can be shallow, Always know what to say and when to say it

CAPRICORN - Very reserved, but surprisingly hilarious in a dry, sarcastic way, They're really dependable friends, but they can be cold and unwilling to listen sometimes when I need to vent emotionally

posted October 09, 2012 03:43 PM            

Aries: All about the self, bold, not very good dressers as Aries women.

Taurus: GREAT lovers, faithful, bashful, good kissers, gourmet tastes, a little concieted, kinda boring.

Gemini: Two-faced, changeable, warm, built, talkative, party animals.

Leo: Often wealthy, like to flash their assets around, loves to the be the center, loves the chase, love sex...denotes love, vain, commitment phobe..to some, hard to get, king of his castle.

Cancers: Mooooody, sensitive, indecisive, sensual, dark at times.

Virgo: YAWWWWWN.

Libra: Snappy dressers, handsome, sexy as heck, strong shoulders, dimples, funny, cordial, lots of manners, good taste, good in bed, amourous.

Scorpio: I tend to stay away from these men.

Sags: (I used to be married to one) Very sporty, fun, honest, wandering eyes, fly by night, non-commited unless you give your life up for them, hot, all about cars, women, and sports, cold/hot/cold/, always looking for the next best chick, needs a savior, not very good liar, porn addicts.

Pisces: Plays too many head games. Loves to drink and once they're sober...ahh, don't bother.

Aquarius and Caps pretty much act the same to me, they act like they care, but they they become detached as soon as things get good and complain about about how they're so alone.

posted October 09, 2012 09:53 PM            

quote:

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Originally posted by mockingbird:
All in good fun with massive generalizations:

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Aries - This is the guy to hang out with if you'd like to see what it's like to sled surf (pulled by a Jeep) down the streets of DC after a huge snow storm.

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Taurus - B.O.R.I. - They ain't got no alibi! They're Boring! Boring! Goooo, Taurus!
And dense.
Ye, gods, are they dense.
Even if they're intelligent, they just *don't get* sarcasm and word play.

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Gemini - Got to be honest, I love Geminis as long as they have a little earth in there to ground them.
I really enjoy listening to them have conversations with themselves.
No, really - that's not sarcasm. They can have the most interesting self-debates in the world. They just have so many competing voices locked up in their noggin.
I'd call it masturbatory, but that makes it sound dirty.
They'd give their left arm to be with someone who will listen to them, really listen (in the way that Geminis listen - that is, by engaging in conversation).
And most would give their right to be with someone with whom they can be silent every now and then.

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Cancer - "I love cuddling with you *soooo much*. You're so fun, and nice, and caring, and just...well, nice to be around.
But I'm not in this for a relationship. Nope, no relationship right now. I mean, you'll be travelling out of the country soon and you may meet another guy or decide to stay or...or...
Would you like me to make breakfast?
I can make you pancakes and we can talk about my Mom.
But then you have to go."

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Leo - I had a straight Leo male roommate once.
"Hey, you're a girl - do my highlights look good?"
True story.
He also used to walk around the house without his shirt on drinking a protein drink...come to think of it, that's like the only thing I ever saw him eat o_O

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Virgo - Pick-pick-pick-pick-pick-pick-pick-pick-KABLAM!
Good friends, though. Very caring, in their own neurotic way.

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Libra - Alllllllcoholic, and the wind(bag) goes sweeping down the plain!
And the wavin' tongue can sure sound glum
When the booze goes drizzlin' down the main!

(Sorry, I may be biased. My dad's a Libra and a major alchie.)

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Scorpio - "Yo, b*tch, I hate you. Come give me a kiss."

Again, I may be biased...I've actually never dated a Scorp, but I've seen too many friends and family ensnared. They seem to uniformly treat their partners like crap, but they keep 'em coming back for more.
I don't understand it.
Edited to add: No, wait - the *one* decent one that I know is actually a very good person. Perhaps they're like that old rhyme?
"When they're good, they're very, very good. When they're bad, they're dreadful."

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Sagittarius - Fun in a bucket.
And out of a bucket.
He's the guy who just rode into town on a beat up motorcycle that he maintains himself.
He smells like the road and adventure.

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Capricorn - They can be quite nice - you'll certainly go on the nicest date he can swing. Just be sure to get penciled in to his 10-year plan if you'd like to stand a chance.

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Aquarius - I'm all for people! Yes! ME. ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME!
Mr. Selfless Humanitarian, Quirky Friend to Every Man - that's ME.
MEEEEE! MEEEEEEE!

Seriously, though - they tend to be incredibly self-absorbed, even as they put up the stereotypical Aqua masks.

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Pisces - I've actually never met the cheating wet blankets most of you all talk about.
Most of the male Pisces I've known have had hyper-masculine, argumentative exteriors hiding their soft, squishy hearts.
My husband had this Pisces boss once, legendary for chewing out his subordinates and for borderline temper-tantrums. Once you got to know him, it was clear that he was like that in order to protect his tender nougat center.

I think that's the secret to all the varied machinations you hear about with the males of this sign: They don't have any natural shielding, so they employ whatever means they can to deflect the blows inherent to life.

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posted October 09, 2012 09:55 PM            

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Scorpio: Hedonistic.

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posted October 10, 2012 04:13 AM            

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Originally posted by mockingbird:

Taurus - B.O.R.I. - They ain't got no alibi! They're Boring! Boring! Goooo, Taurus!
And dense.
Ye, gods, are they dense.
Even if they're intelligent, they just *don't get* sarcasm and word play.

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Oh my god, this is so true. And it drives me NUTS. I'm a very word-play person and I still don't know what makes my Taurus friend laugh. She'll laugh at random things but it's hard to pick up on 'cause it's whatever SHE personally finds funny. Or my Mercury in Taurus friend...I just do not have the patience to hold their hand through my attitude. I don't. They don't get it, fine, moving on...

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Gemini - Got to be honest, I love Geminis as long as they have a little earth in there to ground them.
I really enjoy listening to them have conversations with themselves.
No, really - that's not sarcasm. They can have the most interesting self-debates in the world. They just have so many competing voices locked up in their noggin.
I'd call it masturbatory, but that makes it sound dirty.
They'd give their left arm to be with someone who will listen to them, really listen (in the way that Geminis listen - that is, by engaging in conversation).
And most would give their right to be with someone with whom they can be silent every now and then.

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