posted November 17, 2012 07:56 PM            

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Originally posted by StacyLewis:
Hour :

Yin Wood Rooster

Day :

Yin Wood Rabbit

Month :

Yin Wood Goat

Year :

Yin Metal Rooster

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Different system. But u have looked up your daymaster right?

… brings forth the visual image of ivy, creepers, flowers, twines, small plants and ferns. Yi Wood people are consummate networkers and manipulators numero uno. Like twines that wrap themselves around trees to reach the sunlight, Yi Wood people are not above using those around them, to get what they want. Sometimes, they go for a win-win scenario, other times, its not so win-win. Yi Woods come with an in-born understanding of the concept of leverage, and first-rate survival instincts. Dirt rarely sticks to them, thanks to their inherent charm and their penchant for ensuring they have ‘wriggle room’. Before you know it, they’ve got you wrapped around their little finger and eating out of their hand!

The Venus fly-trap best describes the Yi Wood woman because once she has you in her clutches, escape is indeed a challenge. The Yi Wood lady ensnares her man through a combination of charm, wit, sensuality, and just the right dose of intellectual challenge to keep things interesting. With their chameleonic nature – the Yi Wood lady is courtesan one minute, girlish coquette the next – they are consummately skilled at keeping their man interested. Most of the time, the Yi Wood lady has her man firmly wrapped around her little finger, and he doesn’t even know it. She has a way of making him feel good about decisions that SHE has made for him! Courting the Yi Wood lady demands regular professions of your great affection, and endless displays of loyalty. Make her feel like a damsel in distress, and you are her knight in shining armour and she’ll swoon!.

posted November 17, 2012 08:15 PM            

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Originally posted by TheManticore:
Thanks sand for Cancer/Ox, and Ox with a Snake ascendant! You da pimpest rat I know heh

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posted November 17, 2012 08:20 PM            

I went to another website though (www.chinesefortunecalendar.com) and it says :

Day

Female Wood/Green Rabbit

Month

Female Wood/Green Sheep

Year

posted November 18, 2012 08:08 AM            

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Originally posted by SaturnineMoth:
Do you got anything on Porky-Goats who howl at the moon, Sand??

Water-Boar (Earth-Dog AC) Eastern + Sea-Goat Western

~pig,horse,dog,cow,goat,bull~
--- I'm not just making a chart anymore, I'm raising a barn!

(bad sense of humour, sarry~ xx)

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posted November 18, 2012 09:09 AM            

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Originally posted by sand:
I think ima sag mars somewhere. Solar arcs.. Idk..

So does that mean celibate or into older dudes? The Venus opp Saturn I mean. Or just less flighty? U don't have to answer any of that btw! i'm just being a rat.

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Oh ummm right now BOTH. I'm pretty celibate right now. I haven't been with anyone/kissed anyone in months now. And any crushes I had/have/last guy I was seeing was 30+

I think transits might affect what aspects are highlighted with my Venus. Bc there was times I felt the Venus/Uranus more. And I'm sure I was too dreamy to even notice when my Venus/Neptune was highlighted. Right now I'm Saturn though - through and through.
An astrologer once told me in general my Venus/Uranus is mitigated by the close Saturn conjunction

posted November 18, 2012 10:47 AM            

You're gonna kill me but I may have forgotten your birth time. I suspect it is goat though.

posted November 18, 2012 12:18 PM            

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Originally posted by sand:

Double rooster and a Leo.. Surely u r not shy?

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...Me?

Actually, yeah I am. I had selective mutism in high school, and as an adult I have social phobia. I'm very very shy until I've gotten to the point where I know a person well, then privately I'm the exact opposite, a flaming extrovert.

posted November 18, 2012 12:20 PM            

rofl @ "lacks a sense of humour", and "he is not terribly amusing and can never tell a joke properly"!!!

It's so sad but true. T_T ...
Can't tell a joke to save my life!

I do have a sense of humour!~ It's just not usually in sync with those around me. Saggy influence~ <3 (queen of the Freudian slip, spontaneous spoonerism, and dim-witted blunders galore!)~

posted November 18, 2012 05:29 PM            

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Originally posted by StacyLewis:
...Me?

Actually, yeah I am. I had selective mutism in high school, and as an adult I have social phobia. I'm very very shy until I've gotten to the point where I know a person well, then privately I'm the exact opposite, a flaming extrovert.

My family members used to get confused by the contrast, how I'm two polar opposites like that, but I am.

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posted November 18, 2012 05:32 PM            

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Originally posted by SaturnineMoth:
Thank you [b]Sand!

rofl @ "lacks a sense of humour", and "he is not terribly amusing and can never tell a joke properly"!!!

It's so sad but true. T_T ...
Can't tell a joke to save my life!

I do have a sense of humour!~ It's just not usually in sync with those around me. Saggy influence~ <3 (queen of the Freudian slip, spontaneous spoonerism, and dim-witted blunders galore!)~

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Saggi influence oh no! My father 5 planets in sag fancies himself somewhat if a comedian/ stand up comic. Thank god it's not his career!

posted November 18, 2012 05:51 PM            

Funniest people I know are Libras (my mom & grandfather were hilarious -especially put together), Sagittarius (I know too many to count), and Tauruses ~~

But, they all have such different "styles" of humour... one is really smooth (Libra), one is more situational/crude (Sagittarius), and the other is very satirical (bulls).

I love a good laugh, just don't count on me being the one to pull it off... more the "watch this in slow-mo as silly-girl trips on air and falls down a flight of stairs"-kinda funny~~~~~~

I walked into a parking meter once..... those who witnessed were laughing about it all day~ (only 4'8" so the meter was dead on, dunno how I missed it) ~ and I really did trip on air in high school, fell down a flight of stairs, ripped my ankle length skirt up to my derriere, and had to very gingerly to guard my modesty make my way to the nurses office and sew it back up..... I'm good for a laugh~~~ but usually at my own expense. @_@#

posted November 18, 2012 10:45 PM            

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Originally posted by SaturnineMoth:
Sagittarius are usually really great with comedy in one form or another... I find they fail horrendously with timing/tact though.

Funniest people I know are Libras (my mom & grandfather were hilarious -especially put together), Sagittarius (I know too many to count), and Tauruses ~~

But, they all have such different "styles" of humour... one is really smooth (Libra), one is more situational/crude (Sagittarius), and the other is very satirical (bulls).

I love a good laugh, just don't count on me being the one to pull it off... more the "watch this in slow-mo as silly-girl trips on air and falls down a flight of stairs"-kinda funny~~~~~~

I walked into a parking meter once..... those who witnessed were laughing about it all day~ (only 4'8" so the meter was dead on, dunno how I missed it) ~ and I really did trip on air in high school, fell down a flight of stairs, ripped my ankle length skirt up to my derriere, and had to very gingerly to guard my modesty make my way to the nurses office and sew it back up..... I'm good for a laugh~~~ but usually at my own expense. @_@#

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posted November 18, 2012 10:47 PM            

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Originally posted by virgolotus:
Oh so it is the Chinese ascendant when it's the two animal descriptions? I'm a little confused.

Thanks for my post, Sand. :*)

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posted November 19, 2012 09:24 AM            

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Originally posted by sand:
Y thank you! I hope u know more than 1 or else I would win by default!

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I do know some! hehe

posted November 19, 2012 09:25 AM            

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Originally posted by sand:
@manticore what do u think of dog years, Jupiter in scorp years in general? It's not the best of readings overall in the book, which is why I ask.

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I don't understand your question? What do I think of the year of the dog? or dog people? or just the dog descriptions?

Do you mean you think the readings aren't accurate?

posted November 19, 2012 09:39 AM            

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Originally posted by TheManticore:

I don't understand your question? What do I think of the year of the dog? or dog people? or just the dog descriptions?

Do you mean you think the readings aren't accurate?

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posted November 21, 2012 11:06 AM            

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Originally posted by sand:
Dog people yes.. The readings in my book are a bit sad.. For dog overall.. Haven't posted it her coz the overalls are pretty long.

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Yeah dog people overall get a pretty bad rap in the chinese zodiac, most people do not understand the basic motivations of the sign and just look at the reactions. Like "Oh dogs are so negative and boring" but they never look at WHY those things might be occurring.