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RunAroundScreaming
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posted December 11, 2012 02:23 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for RunAroundScreaming     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Loool, hilarious. But totally accurate!

*Aries Woman - ?
*Taurus Woman - The Drag Queen
*Gemini - The Metamorphosis
*Cancer - The Lunatic
*Leo Woman - The Alpha Pussy
*Virgo Woman - The Anorexic, The Mother, and The Martyr
*Libra - ?
*Scorpio - ?
*Sagittarius - ?
*Capricorn - ?
*Aquarius - Bateman or Batman
*Pisces - How to spot all the signs


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greatquincunx
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posted December 11, 2012 04:36 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for greatquincunx     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Hell no to Bateman..

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RunAroundScreaming
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posted December 11, 2012 04:49 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for RunAroundScreaming     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
^obviously it's exaggerated to be humorous, but it has its truth. and wonderful insight in it

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TheManticore
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posted December 11, 2012 04:59 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for TheManticore     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
The "How to spot all the signs" page was HILARIOUS! lol

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Aries Miranda
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posted December 11, 2012 07:14 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Aries Miranda     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
About half of "How to Spot an Aries Woman" was correct lol.

Totally not lacking in the boobs/hair/lips department, though. Ask my husband if you don't believe me! haha.

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ail221
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posted December 11, 2012 07:17 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for ail221     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Hey I only forget to wear pants in my own house!

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greatquincunx
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posted December 11, 2012 07:39 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for greatquincunx     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by RunAroundScreaming:
^obviously it's exaggerated to be humorous, but it has its truth. and wonderful insight in it



Of course it does. Lol. I'll go be difficult somewhere else.

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mercuranian
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posted December 11, 2012 08:01 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for mercuranian     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
"most fag hags are born with their sun in taurus"
busted--im a taurus and the gays love me and vice versa. my 2 best friends are gay men

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RunAroundScreaming
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posted December 11, 2012 08:39 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for RunAroundScreaming     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by ail221:
Hey I only forget to wear pants in my own house!

hahaha

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RunAroundScreaming
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posted December 11, 2012 08:42 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for RunAroundScreaming     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by TheManticore:
The "How to spot all the signs" page was HILARIOUS! lol


lol right?
that was the funniest one i think.

ialso loved the leo and virgo page cuz it was rly insightful.

The author is a Leo sun/taurus moon/gemini rising and female

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amowls**
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posted December 11, 2012 10:21 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for amowls**     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I actually know an Aquarius who semi idolizes the character Patrick Bateman. I made the mistake of telling him he reminded me of the character because of his monologue in the beginning about his skincare routine (this Aqua has a Virgo Moon).

I'm an Aquarius, too, but I've made an effort to be more in touch with human emotions since you can't have empathy without them (and how are you going to save the world without empathy?).

I do think the new Batman trilogy embodies more of a Piscean archetype, though. He was orphaned (Pisces rules abandonment) and he martyrs himself.

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Debby4
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posted December 11, 2012 11:32 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Debby4     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
O.O That Pisces one was not true at all! We Pisces women come in all forms!

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sand
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posted December 11, 2012 11:39 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for sand     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by amowls**:
I actually know an Aquarius who semi idolizes the character Patrick Bateman. I made the mistake of telling him he reminded me of the character because of his monologue in the beginning about his skincare routine (this Aqua has a Virgo Moon).

I'm an Aquarius, too, but I've made an effort to be more in touch with human emotions since you can't have empathy without them (and how are you going to save the world without empathy?).

I do think the new Batman trilogy embodies more of a Piscean archetype, though. He was orphaned (Pisces rules abandonment) and he martyrs himself.


Bateman is a ridiculous character. That was the author's point. A lot of readers fail to see that.

I know someone that drinks "J&B on the rocks" because of mr. Bateman.

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RunAroundScreaming
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posted December 12, 2012 12:48 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for RunAroundScreaming     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Yes but Christian Bale chose the role for a reason. It expressed something which he identifies with. Not saying he is a psycho killer at all. Just saying all actors choose roles because it helps them express something they couldn't express easily in the everyday. (the words of Joseph Gordon Levitt in an interview)

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sand
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posted December 12, 2012 03:14 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for sand     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
^that depends. Some play close to who they are. Some far. Patrick is a v v juicy role no matter how u look at it. Dicaprio I think was 1st choice. Patrick also gave Christian Bruce in a way since he played the wealthy, dark, disturbed man so well.

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mockingbird
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posted December 12, 2012 09:08 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for mockingbird     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Yick.

Descriptions like that were why I dismissed my Pisces Sun (and Astrology) when I first started looking into them.

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aquaguy91
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posted December 12, 2012 12:06 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for aquaguy91     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
these are good,Thanks RAS

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hippichick
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posted December 12, 2012 12:20 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for hippichick     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Ewww,, not for me..

Not the Pisces depicted, never have been...

However,,known quite a few!

Thankgoodness for my high Aqua influence and my Scorp asc!

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anno_lucis
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posted December 15, 2012 04:45 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for anno_lucis     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
mahaha @ virgo - **** gobbler of the zodiac,yup my second favourite past time, next to scrubbing toilets

aquarius was very funny too

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anno_lucis
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posted December 15, 2012 05:12 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for anno_lucis     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
http://scratchastrology.com/category/sun-signs/sun-in-aries/

LOL

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sand
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posted December 15, 2012 06:05 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for sand     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
^

How to Spot a Taurus Man:

- He loves dub music; in fact, he just called to say he dubs you.

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anno_lucis
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posted December 15, 2012 06:31 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for anno_lucis     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
^dub u too, sand

How to Spot an Aries Woman:

- She bets she can beat you in race, ***** .

- She has an asymmetrical haircut.

- She’s writing a list of things for you to do.

- What she lacks in boobs, hair, and lips, she makes up for in obnoxious frantic craziness.

all 100% correct. i have plenty lips tho :P

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anno_lucis
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posted December 15, 2012 06:31 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for anno_lucis     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
dp

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