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Topic: Wow, best sun sign depictions I've ever seen
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RunAroundScreaming Knowflake Posts: 6022 From: Registered: Oct 2010
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posted December 11, 2012 02:23 PM
Loool, hilarious. But totally accurate!*Aries Woman - ? *Taurus Woman - The Drag Queen *Gemini - The Metamorphosis *Cancer - The Lunatic *Leo Woman - The Alpha Pussy *Virgo Woman - The Anorexic, The Mother, and The Martyr *Libra - ? *Scorpio - ? *Sagittarius - ? *Capricorn - ? *Aquarius - Bateman or Batman *Pisces - How to spot all the signs ------------------ $3.50 ebay compatibility readings | testimonials | Past readings | Ideal compatibility (3rd post) | Q&A | What's a Love stellium? | Most important aspects descriptions | Aspects to avoid
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greatquincunx Knowflake Posts: 73 From: Houston Registered: Jan 2012
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posted December 11, 2012 04:36 PM
Hell no to Bateman..IP: Logged |
RunAroundScreaming Knowflake Posts: 6022 From: Registered: Oct 2010
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posted December 11, 2012 04:49 PM
^obviously it's exaggerated to be humorous, but it has its truth. and wonderful insight in it------------------ $3.50 ebay compatibility readings | testimonials | Past readings | Ideal compatibility (3rd post) | Q&A | What's a Love stellium? | Most important aspects descriptions | Aspects to avoid IP: Logged |
TheManticore Knowflake Posts: 689 From: Registered: Aug 2012
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posted December 11, 2012 04:59 PM
The "How to spot all the signs" page was HILARIOUS! lol------------------ Leo Sun, Scorpio Moon, Aquarius ASC, Year of the Earth Snake "The Manticore is a mythological creature that is half-lion and half-scorpion." IP: Logged |
Aries Miranda Knowflake Posts: 34 From: Missouri, USA Registered: Dec 2012
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posted December 11, 2012 07:14 PM
About half of "How to Spot an Aries Woman" was correct lol.Totally not lacking in the boobs/hair/lips department, though. Ask my husband if you don't believe me! haha. IP: Logged |
ail221 Knowflake Posts: 2290 From: Mary Margaret Blanchard's home Registered: Feb 2012
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posted December 11, 2012 07:17 PM
Hey I only forget to wear pants in my own house!IP: Logged |
greatquincunx Knowflake Posts: 73 From: Houston Registered: Jan 2012
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posted December 11, 2012 07:39 PM
quote: Originally posted by RunAroundScreaming: ^obviously it's exaggerated to be humorous, but it has its truth. and wonderful insight in it
Of course it does. Lol. I'll go be difficult somewhere else.
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mercuranian Knowflake Posts: 729 From: uranus Registered: Apr 2009
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posted December 11, 2012 08:01 PM
"most fag hags are born with their sun in taurus" busted--im a taurus and the gays love me and vice versa. my 2 best friends are gay men IP: Logged |
RunAroundScreaming Knowflake Posts: 6022 From: Registered: Oct 2010
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posted December 11, 2012 08:39 PM
quote: Originally posted by ail221: Hey I only forget to wear pants in my own house!
hahaha ------------------ $3.50 ebay compatibility readings | testimonials | Past readings | Ideal compatibility (3rd post) | Q&A | What's a Love stellium? | Most important aspects descriptions | Aspects to avoid IP: Logged |
RunAroundScreaming Knowflake Posts: 6022 From: Registered: Oct 2010
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posted December 11, 2012 08:42 PM
quote: Originally posted by TheManticore: The "How to spot all the signs" page was HILARIOUS! lol
lol right? that was the funniest one i think. ialso loved the leo and virgo page cuz it was rly insightful. The author is a Leo sun/taurus moon/gemini rising and female ------------------ $3.50 ebay compatibility readings | testimonials | Past readings | Ideal compatibility (3rd post) | Q&A | What's a Love stellium? | Most important aspects descriptions | Aspects to avoid IP: Logged |
amowls** Knowflake Posts: 1939 From: Registered: Dec 2010
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posted December 11, 2012 10:21 PM
I actually know an Aquarius who semi idolizes the character Patrick Bateman. I made the mistake of telling him he reminded me of the character because of his monologue in the beginning about his skincare routine (this Aqua has a Virgo Moon). I'm an Aquarius, too, but I've made an effort to be more in touch with human emotions since you can't have empathy without them (and how are you going to save the world without empathy?). I do think the new Batman trilogy embodies more of a Piscean archetype, though. He was orphaned (Pisces rules abandonment) and he martyrs himself. IP: Logged |
Debby4 Knowflake Posts: 167 From: TX,USA Registered: Apr 2012
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posted December 11, 2012 11:32 PM
O.O That Pisces one was not true at all! We Pisces women come in all forms! IP: Logged |
sand Knowflake Posts: 7961 From: Lake Como next to George Clooney's House Registered: May 2011
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posted December 11, 2012 11:39 PM
quote: Originally posted by amowls**: I actually know an Aquarius who semi idolizes the character Patrick Bateman. I made the mistake of telling him he reminded me of the character because of his monologue in the beginning about his skincare routine (this Aqua has a Virgo Moon). I'm an Aquarius, too, but I've made an effort to be more in touch with human emotions since you can't have empathy without them (and how are you going to save the world without empathy?). I do think the new Batman trilogy embodies more of a Piscean archetype, though. He was orphaned (Pisces rules abandonment) and he martyrs himself.
Bateman is a ridiculous character. That was the author's point. A lot of readers fail to see that. I know someone that drinks "J&B on the rocks" because of mr. Bateman. IP: Logged |
RunAroundScreaming Knowflake Posts: 6022 From: Registered: Oct 2010
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posted December 12, 2012 12:48 AM
Yes but Christian Bale chose the role for a reason. It expressed something which he identifies with. Not saying he is a psycho killer at all. Just saying all actors choose roles because it helps them express something they couldn't express easily in the everyday. (the words of Joseph Gordon Levitt in an interview)------------------ $3.50 ebay compatibility readings | testimonials | Past readings | Ideal compatibility (3rd post) | Q&A | What's a Love stellium? | Most important aspects descriptions | Aspects to avoid IP: Logged |
sand Knowflake Posts: 7961 From: Lake Como next to George Clooney's House Registered: May 2011
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posted December 12, 2012 03:14 AM
^that depends. Some play close to who they are. Some far. Patrick is a v v juicy role no matter how u look at it. Dicaprio I think was 1st choice. Patrick also gave Christian Bruce in a way since he played the wealthy, dark, disturbed man so well.IP: Logged |
mockingbird Knowflake Posts: 859 From: Registered: Dec 2011
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posted December 12, 2012 09:08 AM
Yick.Descriptions like that were why I dismissed my Pisces Sun (and Astrology) when I first started looking into them. ------------------ If I've included this sig, it's because I'm posting from a mobile device. Please excuse all outrageous typos and confusing auto-corrects. IP: Logged |
aquaguy91 Moderator Posts: 4857 From: tennessee Registered: Jan 2012
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posted December 12, 2012 12:06 PM
these are good,Thanks RASIP: Logged |
hippichick Moderator Posts: 2076 From: Registered: May 2009
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posted December 12, 2012 12:20 PM
Ewww,, not for me..Not the Pisces depicted, never have been... However,,known quite a few! Thankgoodness for my high Aqua influence and my Scorp asc! IP: Logged |
anno_lucis Knowflake Posts: 196 From: uk Registered: Mar 2012
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posted December 15, 2012 04:45 PM
mahaha @ virgo - **** gobbler of the zodiac,yup my second favourite past time, next to scrubbing toiletsaquarius was very funny too
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anno_lucis Knowflake Posts: 196 From: uk Registered: Mar 2012
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posted December 15, 2012 05:12 PM
http://scratchastrology.com/category/sun-signs/sun-in-aries/ LOL IP: Logged |
sand Knowflake Posts: 7961 From: Lake Como next to George Clooney's House Registered: May 2011
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posted December 15, 2012 06:05 PM
^How to Spot a Taurus Man: - He loves dub music; in fact, he just called to say he dubs you. IP: Logged |
anno_lucis Knowflake Posts: 196 From: uk Registered: Mar 2012
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posted December 15, 2012 06:31 PM
^dub u too, sand How to Spot an Aries Woman: - She bets she can beat you in race, ***** . - She has an asymmetrical haircut. - She’s writing a list of things for you to do. - What she lacks in boobs, hair, and lips, she makes up for in obnoxious frantic craziness. all 100% correct. i have plenty lips tho :P IP: Logged |
anno_lucis Knowflake Posts: 196 From: uk Registered: Mar 2012
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posted December 15, 2012 06:31 PM
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