posted March 28, 2013 07:27 AM            

Aries: *picking up a rifle* I’ll go hunting and get an animal; we can have that for lunch.

Taurus: Oh, lovely. I’ll bring out that nice pastel tablecloth and get flowers from the garden. You make soup and be sure to put lots of cream in it.

Gemini: Let’s go for a movie, we can get something to eat on the way. Afterwards, we can go to that book reading I was talking about. Mary and Spence will be there and we can grab a drink with them later on.

Cancer: Lunch today, yes. But with the way the economy is, how many more lunches do we have left? I wish I was kid again and watching Mom bake for me! *sniff*

Leo: I hope I look okay! What do you think? Should I have gotten my hair streaked for this lunch date?

Virgo: Lunch? No, thanks. I’ve got a packet of prunes I’m going to eat at my desk while I proofread these documents.

Libra: *retouching her make-up and spraying on Chanel No. 5* I met this gorgeous man at the ‘How to find True Love’ seminar and he’s taking me out to lunch!

Scorpio: *in a deep, smoky voice* Lunch…I will eat you, ma chérie. (He means it, ladies! )

Sagittarius: I’m going for this ‘Human Rights for All’ thing, you know? Then I’m going for my philosophy class, I’ll get something in the cafeteria.

Capricorn: Mr. Brown’s invited me for lunch in the Executive Dining Room. All that hard work has finally paid off.

Aquarius: *to his girl friend* Hey, buddy, sure! I’ll pick you up at midnight and we’ll go to the beach and share our pickled onions with the dolphins.

posted March 28, 2013 07:28 AM            

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Aquarius: *to his girl friend* Hey, buddy, sure! I’ll pick you up at midnight and we’ll go to the beach and share our pickled onions with the dolphins.

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posted March 28, 2013 08:27 AM            

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Originally posted by Odette:
Lunch at the Zodiac Grill

Virgo: Lunch? No, thanks. I’ve got a packet of prunes I’m going to eat at my desk while I proofread these documents.

Scorpio: *in a deep, smoky voice* Lunch…I will eat you, ma chérie. (He means it, ladies! )

Capricorn: Mr. Brown’s invited me for lunch in the Executive Dining Room. All that hard work has finally paid off.

Pisces: Food is just energy. You can get the same thing from being loving and compassionate and yogic breathing. *inhales deeply*

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posted March 28, 2013 08:31 AM            

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Originally posted by Odette:
[b]Lunch at the Zodiac Grill

Pisces: Food is just energy. You can get the same thing from being loving and compassionate and yogic breathing. *inhales deeply*
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posted March 28, 2013 07:47 PM            

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Odette: Scorpio: *in a deep, smoky voice* Lunch…I will eat you, ma chérie. (He means it, ladies! )

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posted March 28, 2013 08:07 PM            

Aries --- (to Scorpio) Man, you’re such a pig, you know, we could be cool.

Taurus --- (to Libra) You know, you’re a pretty thing. Maybe me and you can do something tonight. *takes out his cologne* *sprays it at the table*

Gemini --- (to Taurus) (coughs) That was unnecessary but cool, so why are you fronting on my mans, Lib? He is great for you. We can all go to that restaurant downtown.

Cancer --- (to Gemini) He is a pig, who would date him? And he is short and pudgy. We don’t date those. He isn’t pretty enough for her. Simple as that.

Leo --- No, don’t be so quick to judge because I’m more attractive than everyone at this table. How about you each have a little bit of me for lunch? I’m like a lion and who wouldn’t want to be like that?

Virgo --- (to Leo) I don’t. I have to get back to my prunes and maybe a small salad. I have all this work and you’re nowhere near on my level with the intellect. How about you stop looking down on Cancer. You could lose some pride yourself, sir.

Libra --- (to Taurus) I already have a date. I can tell you pay no attention to what is said. A man has to listen to me if he wants to court me.

Scorpio --- (to Libra) I can do way more than listen, *licks his lips* but all you have to do is give me the green light.

Sagittarius --- (to Scorpio) You’re such a devil. You need to calm your eyes and activate your brain, how about that?

Capricorn --- (to Virgo) I’ll race you to the office because I’ll be damned if you get my promotion. Nobody gets MY promotion.

Aquarius --- (to Leo) Being a smart-ass is all that serves you. You seem to have nothing else to think about like rebelling against North Korea or ending modern economic systems? *scoffs*

Pisces ---- (to Aquarius) I think you should be more worried about those women and children who lose their husbands and fathers in the Middle East. How about them? And how about having actual empathy? Don’t talk about him because you are just as selfish, you just can’t see it.

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What do you guys think?

posted March 28, 2013 10:50 PM            

Cappy: Food should express my status. Only a 5-star restaurant would do.

Aquarius: I like really unusual food combinations. Have you tried the chocolate-dipped dried Kim-Chi?

posted March 28, 2013 10:58 PM            

Taurus: Well, let's not be wasteful! Fire up the grill and I'll get the wine!

Gemini: Make that two.