posted May 07, 2013 05:17 PM            

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like if you broke up with him he'd stalk you and then break into your house at night and stab you to death, cackling wildly the entire time

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I didn't say being gay is a bad thing.

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He just sends my gaydar a-blarin'.

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he plays the piano too!

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wonder if he knows how to cook....

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Originally posted by hikoro:
you're too airy...you cant handle all that water and pluto, you would suffocate.
leave it to i'm so cappy and moi.

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Hell yeah

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im sure there is something funky in regards to this father though

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you guys' devotion to him is kinda cute and I don't even mean that in a patronizing or condescending way

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posted May 07, 2013 07:10 PM            

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Originally posted by Chirp:
No it would end when I came home from a long day of work to find him getting booty-blasted by a Kunta Kinte lookalike.

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that's actually a hot image.

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(actually just laughed) I will say this though, you guys' devotion to him is kinda cute and I don't even mean that in a patronizing or condescending way. I'm finding it strangely endearing which means I need to log off now on a good note before someone say something to make me break out in hives.

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awww....'group hug!'

this is a first for me, i never ever find people with cancer-scorpio planets endearing/attractive/appealing...whether in real life or outside of real life.
but, for the past year or so, things have been changing.

posted May 07, 2013 07:11 PM            

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Me too. Has he ever talked about him in any interview?

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there is this interview where he mentions being grateful/proud of his mom, then, there is a pause and he says "and my dad too."
that is pretty much it.

other than the fact they are divorced, nothing is known.

apparently, he adores disney movies and he knows all of the songs of the little mermaid.
chirp is going to be thinking: gaydar! gaydar!

good night....

any thoughts on his progressed chart? (trying to prevent the thread from being moved.)

posted May 07, 2013 08:50 PM              

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Originally posted by I'm so cappy:
You forgot to mention banging the corpse.

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I was trying not to go *there* but since you did it for me...yeah.

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I KNOW.

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Then... wtf?

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His body turns you on so maybe you subconsciously count on it

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If you could see my face right now I'd be looking at you like you just farted. Okay...I actually just farted too, but that's beside the point.

posted May 07, 2013 08:57 PM              

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Originally posted by hikoro:
that's actually a hot image.

awww....'group hug!'

this is a first for me, i never ever find people with cancer-scorpio planets endearing/attractive/appealing...whether in real life or outside of real life.
but, for the past year or so, things have been changing.

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I'm gonna be honest - if I were dating someone and walked in to find them humpin anybody else, there would be a real, real problem.

A real problem.

A REAL problem.

...Did I mention it'd be problematic?

Like..."back-over-you-22-times-with-your-own-car" type problematic.

You probably tolerate me so well because I only have a couple of those astrological placements. If I had a huge stellium or something you'd probably be chucking your poo at the monitor every time you read my posts.

And...I totally don't buy that "I love the Little Mermaid" stuff; like I said, showbiz publicity folks and managers know what to have their clients say to make them likeable to their target demographic. They probably had him say he loved The Little Mermaid so every woman would go, "Awwww, that's so CUTEEEE!" He's probably never even seen a Disney movie and is probably over on RedTube all day long.

posted May 07, 2013 09:43 PM            

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Originally posted by Chirp:
And...I totally don't buy that "I love the Little Mermaid" stuff; like I said, showbiz publicity folks and managers know what to have their clients say to make them likeable to their target demographic. They probably had him say he loved The Little Mermaid so every woman would go, "Awwww, that's so CUTEEEE!" He's probably never even seen a Disney movie and is probably over on RedTube all day long.

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meh.
partypooper and mary, mary quite contrary.
it's ok...you have a cynical nature and like to stir things up but.....
he has actually sang disney songs...
and, this came from an interview done to his mom.
sure, she may have lied but...
his mom is not the type to be making stuff up like this, if anything, she is too honest and embarrasses him more than anything else.
and honestly, i dont know how him knowing these songs can be good publicity...
i def. didnt go ...awww....>_>

now....this one, im not sure whether to believe it or not:

as to redtube...well, he has his needs...
but no, i think he is more likely to be doing this:

posted May 08, 2013 12:59 AM              

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Originally posted by hikoro:
meh.
partypooper and mary, mary quite contrary.
it's ok...you have a cynical nature and like to stir things up but.....
he has actually sang disney songs...
and, this came from an interview done to his mom.
sure, she may have lied but...
his mom is not the type to be making stuff up like this, if anything, she is too honest and embarrasses him more than anything else.
and honestly, i dont know how him knowing these songs can be good publicity...
i def. didnt go ...awww....>_>

now....this one, im not sure whether to believe it or not:

as to redtube...well, he has his needs...
but no, i think he is more likely to be doing this:

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Oh don't be silly. My sun is in the Jupiter decanate. Ha!

It's not that I try to intentionally rock the boat, it's just when I say what I actually think...people get...annoyed.

And yeah ya'll might not find it cute but a lot more women than you think, would think it's adorable that a grown man admits to watching little girl cartoons. Which is why I'm pretty sure they (meaning his publicity people) probably told him to mention that. Frequently.

And again, no, that's not why I think he's gay. I thought he was gay as soon as I got a good look at him, and frankly I had no idea he even existed until I wandered into this thread because I was bored. I'm old (or getting there), and I don't really keep up with what's popular right now that much so I haven't seen any of the movies you guys mentioned.

He just immediately flipped my gaydar, he just did. And like I said, it's appallingly good. So good that I would bet money I couldn't afford to lose, that he probably likes big strong mens.

And he's still a butterface to me. *hides*

This is him in the mens locker room at the gym : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JcBIg4xz8M

Editing to add, that there's some kinda glitch in the matrix here because I made this post and tried for ten minutes to send it and it appeared to never go through. Then I gave up, closed browser etc right? Came back later...made a couple different posts, which did show up. Then I hit reload, and those posts are gone, and this post that I made over an hour ago, finally shows up oh WOWWWWW.

So in an hour or two you might see like six posts here of mine that say the same thing - ignore the duplicates lmao.

Look at my synastry with him though, it kinda makes me hate that he doesn't really do anything for me; I think it's because in the composite Venus makes absolutely no aspects except to Chiron and the Vertex, and the orbs on one of them is kinda big :

posted May 08, 2013 12:24 PM            

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Then... wtf?

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any thoughts on his progressed chart? (trying to prevent the thread from being moved.)

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Oh, right, we're on an astrology forum His pMoon caught my interest. I suppose it helps calm down his natal moon. Mercury conjunct Mars - this probably makes him more self-confident while giving interviews. Venus in Leo - heightened tolerance for lalagirls?

When it comes to the boozing, I'm pretty sure his Jupiter squares have something to do with it.

Chirp, don't pretend you would say no

posted May 08, 2013 01:25 PM              

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Then I disagree, as simple as that. Even if he is gay, that wouldn't make me like him less. It's ok to be gay.

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Omfg...*facepalm*...when did I say it wasn't okay to be gay? Okay, what I'M saying is that if any females out there actually think they have a real shot with this dude they're just gonna be disappointed because I'm pretty dang sure he doesn't like c.oo.chie.

My spidey sense on this stuff, is never...ever...ever...wrong. Sure, publicly they might have assigned him a "girlfriend" or whatever, but that doesn't mean anything. They do stuff like that in showbusiness I think.

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I thought we'd already established that I'd tap that, but he'd have to cover his face and I wouldn't take his calls afterward. But this is all a moot point, because...he...is...gaaaaaay, honey. He's gayer than a Broadway musical, he's gayer than Divine and RuPaul put together, he's gayer than the Gay Pride Parade, he's gayer than a Cher dance track.

*sits you down* I don't know how to say this, but....HE'S GAY.

posted May 08, 2013 01:34 PM            

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when did I say it wasn't okay to be gay?

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*sits you down* I don't know how to say this, but....HE'S GAY.

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posted May 08, 2013 01:42 PM              

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[QUOTE]when did I say it wasn't okay to be gay?

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I never said you had issues with homophobia in the first place. *blank stare* Don't get all weird on me, see now I feel guilty like someone who just told a little kid there's no Santa Claus.

I'm saying I think he's gay, and I'm gonna be honest, I trust my gaydar over anyone and anything else because I've literally never been wrong. Ever. You disagree? That's fine, that's not gonna change my mind and I'm not trying to change yours, so there's no need for me to provide evidence, which I'm not sure a total stranger could do anyway short of breaking in the dude's house while he's getting laid and taking pics or something, and I ain't that type...

*whispers* I still think there'd be a big black mandingo in the bed with him.

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I never said you had issues with homophobia in the first place.

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and I ain't that type...

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posted May 08, 2013 01:55 PM              

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[QUOTE]I never said you had issues with homophobia in the first place.

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And I never said you had any issues either, God damn it! I just don't like your know-it-all attitude.

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I think you have more of a problem with me saying your favorite male actor would never go out with you if he met you because he likes men, than you do with me because I supposedly think I know-it-all; which, for the record, I never said that.

posted May 08, 2013 02:39 PM            

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I think you have more of a problem with me saying your favorite male actor would never go out with you if he met you because he likes men

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Give me a break I'm not that delusional. Most likely we are never going to meet, not to mention going out. Why would it be a problem then? If he turns out to be gay, I will only feel sorry for him because it's no fun living in the closet.

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Give me a break I'm not that delusional. Most likely we are never going to meet, not to mention going out. Why would it be a problem then? If he turns out to be gay, I will only feel sorry for him because it's no fun living in the closet.

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posted May 08, 2013 03:36 PM            

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Oh, right, we're on an astrology forum His pMoon caught my interest. I suppose it helps calm down his natal moon. Mercury conjunct Mars - this probably makes him more self-confident while giving interviews. Venus in Leo - heightened tolerance for lalagirls?

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i know you dont want to hear about mk but...
his psun and pmercury are in cancer, how interesting that he is with a cancer sun/mercury girl, and that would mean that his pmoon may be feeling an attraction to cancerian qualities too...and building a home (according to rumours, he bought one recently)...and building relationships. his pmoon is in the 2nd house.
anyways...he should be doing very well.

according to dkfoundation.co.uk, psun moving to the 8th house.

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If the Sun progresses into the 8th House a person enters a period of his life in which he is required to become aware of his emotional nature and let this enhanced understanding expand his perception of himself. This new awareness will come through in his dealings with others, which will expose aspects of himself - his desires, insecurities and fears.

Until he is able to come to terms with these hitherto unacknowledged aspects of himself, he is likely to be at the mercy of others who wish to control or manipulate him through his emotions.If the movement into H8 is from the 7th House then a person continues his task of separating out his own reality from that of others, but during this period of his life, he is particularly concerned with the discovery of his true emotional nature, frequently as a result of pain caused by trying to fulfil the desires and needs of another without regard for himself.

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yes, pvenus in leo can be very much like that, adoring the attention, flashy people.

posted May 08, 2013 06:17 PM              

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Give me a break I'm not that delusional. Most likely we are never going to meet, not to mention going out. Why would it be a problem then? If he turns out to be gay, I will only feel sorry for him because it's no fun living in the closet.

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Hey, you're the one getting all worked up. Whether you'd actually meet him or not is irrelevant; the point is that I'm probably inadvertently being a kill-joy and messing up your Chris Evans fantasies.

Okay, I'll meet you halfway. He's totally into women....thathavepenises.

posted May 08, 2013 06:24 PM              

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voila! there.
chirp...the thing is that many of those who admire the artistic talents of chris evans (and his body) are not dreaming that they will meet him someday. if anything, much of this talk is done for the sake of entertainment...
however, just like i'm so cappy, i find your passion very extreme because it is not as if we are living in a fairy tale. (we are across the atlantic!) come on...you're airy...more detachment needed (or maybe, this is the case where folks who are almost water void can often be more emotional than those with water? )
i think that this is where the clash is coming, you seem to take the posts way too seriously.
as to his sexuality, as a member of the lgbtq community...and very active in this community, i honestly dont understand your constant posts about his sexuality and your gaydar. he is more than his sexuality, you are a member of the lgbtq community yourself, i think...you should know better.
mind you, he may or may not be gay, and i dont care. but, why your obsession with this?
if he is, then i just hope he comes out soon.
by the way, i think his fanbase will die faster if he marries mk than if he is found with a kunta kinte like...
mmm... he is already being shipped with other male actors...some in the gay community adore him already, however, his brother is getting most of the attention.

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...Okay, are you reading my posts after hitting the bottle a lil' bit? Because I thought the tongue in cheek, comical tone of my posts was coming over pretty well. If you think I'm emotionally invested in the sexual preference of a guy I didn't even know existed til this thread, I...really don't know what to tell you.

Honestly it seems to me like you guys are the ones getting kinda worked up because some random interloper walked in to your Gushing Fangirl thread and went, "I think he likes dudes."

I'm not trying to start a battle, I just...think he likes dudes. I'm allowed to think whatever I want, you don't have to agree. And no, I didn't say it was particularly world-shaking either if he was - that's something you projected onto me and my posts.

In short? I don't care, ya'll. I think he just likes peener.

Either he does, or he doesn't. And if he does - and I still say he probably does, because my Gaydar is the stuff of legend - it's all good.

Btw, let's not make this personal and start bringing people's natal charts into it. Not only is it just a really tacky and sleazy thing to do, it's also nonsensical because this thread isn't even about me, and secondly, it won't particularly work, because I dig my chart. You can't give someone an inferiority complex about something they like.

I honestly wasn't annoyed at all until you tried to make it personal...and that gives me half a mind to Tweet this guy and just flat out ask him whether he likes hole or pole and link him to this thread just because I know it'd make you guys squirm.

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I'm afraid this thread is heading in the wrong direction.

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so, grupovenus.com offers a report called hidden messages.
it mentions interpretations on the mom and dad...i find it accurate.

YOUR FATHER'S MESSAGES
THE SUN
Your father takes you from the security of the home and teaches
you how to act in society. He helps you form your public image,
the face you want the world to see. The Sun represents your
father.

SUN IN GEMINI

Your father taught you to think and use your brain. While he may
not be a talker, he is certainly an idea man.

THE SUN IN THE SEVENTH HOUSE

Your father's message is to find a mate, get married and make
that person the center of your life. The catch to this message is
that HE is to be your mate, which makes it difficult to commit to
any other relationship. If you are married, you will treat your
mate like your father. You are programmed to give and put the
other person ahead of yourself, which means you will attract
people who take and put themselves first.

SUN/JUPITER in hard aspect Orb 8° 6'

Your father is self-indulgent and tends to exaggerate. He can
make promises and not deliver. This leads to compensation: he can
prove his love by giving you gifts. You do the same thing.

SUN/NEPTUNE in hard aspect Orb 0° 43'

Your concept of your father is not clear, either because you have
him on a pedestal, or because he refused his paternal
responsibilities and was not there for you. He is either an
inspiration or a disappointment. In either case, the issue is
clouded. You tend to see yourself the same way: either you are
wonderful or of no worth at all. You can be manipulated by guilt
and may have a tendency to indulge in self-pity or martyrdom.

what do you think?

Mother

YOUR MOTHER'S MESSAGE
THE MOON
The most important person in your early years is your mother.

Because the Moon rules both the mother and the subconscious, her
influence reaches you on the deepest levels. It might be said
that since the subconscious is the repository of all past-life
experiences, your mother triggers this memory, which is why her
influence is so strong.

Your mother's main message is to look for emotional security. The
house in which the Moon is placed natally indicates that area of
life in which you hope to find this security. You received this
message either directly or indirectly. She told you where to look
for it, and you spend the rest of your life looking for it where
she said it would be. The sign in which the Moon falls describes
your mother, as do the aspects to the Moon. The aspects also tell
you if it will be easy or difficult to find the security you
seek. Because the Moon is changeable, the promise of emotional
security is elusive. Perhaps this is why you keep returning to
the place where it is supposed to be, hoping it will be there
this time.

Keep in mind that these messages are not necessarily verbal. You
can receive them from her actions as well as her words; by her
presence as well as her absence.

MOON IN SCORPIO

Your mother is deep, intense and controlled. She instinctively
understands how to manipulate and control, and passed this along
to you. The need to be in control at all times, in all
situations, is your top priority and gives you security. There
can be a power play between you and your mother. Both of you
remember past hurts and find it hard to forgive out of a desire
for retribution. Your true security comes from letting go and
letting God.

THE MOON IN THE TWELFTH HOUSE

Your mother taught you to play a behind-the-scenes role, and
possibly even to escape through food, drink, sleep, etc. Her
influence is hard to see clearly since she is posited in the
subconscious twelfth. She taught you to fulfill your emotional
security needs by being alone, possibly by her example. This can
cause you to guard your privacy tenaciously. She may have helped
you on spiritual levels and in metaphysical study Your true
freedom comes from letting go of wishful thinking.

MOON/MERCURY in soft aspect Orb 7° 33'

Your mother is able to express herself clearly, and there is good
communication between the two of you. This extends to
communication with all women and the public in general. There is
harmony between your conscious and subconscious minds, giving you
the ability to articulate your thoughts well.

MOON/VENUS in soft aspect Orb 1° 27'

Your mother is loving and giving, and there is a beautiful bond
of love between the two of you. You, in turn, are loving and
giving. You attract fulfilling relationships and friends who care
about you.

MOON/NODES in hard aspect Orb 9° 38'

posted May 08, 2013 06:53 PM              

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you're right.
best to ignore.
back to business!
that is, astrology....

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Yeah things took a hard left and sailed over the cliff, hours ago.

I decided it's best to just ask the dude already, btw.

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and how chris evans had to save the day

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now, i can see him having difficulties with letting go of the past.
there is an interview for what's your number where he implied he
went out of his way to get back to an ex....not that this example alone means
he has issues with letting go... but, looking
at that scorpio moon and those cancer placements....well, not a good combination
for letting go, and those cancer placements, they sure like to dwell.

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I think someone was in a good mood
http://www.justjared.com/photo-gallery/2866681/chris-evans-bulging-biceps-a fter-weekend-workout-01/
He doesn't have an angry face while getting papped, I'm shocked