posted June 01, 2013 08:55 PM            

I know!
You join me here right now

I'm not a traditionalist. I don't follow any religion, I'm team Grinch, I'm not patriotic, I'm not a family person, I don't care about starting my own family, I didn't give a sh** about my prom (lol) etc. But of course there are some traditions I find entertaining and would be willing to take part in.

I'm not conservative. I'm totally ok with gay people, I think euthanasia should be accessible in every country and abortion permitted in some cases , I don't condemn casual sex etc.

When it comes to unpredictability, let's say I have my moments

I'm not always serious. I like teasing, goofing around, laughing and making others laugh.

I don't think I can call myself conventional having a big collection of quirks and non-standard interests and opinions.

Well, I'm definitely not the wildest person you could meet but that's exactly how it should be *Libra moon snatches the microphone*

I think my Uranus-Sun and Neptune-Sun conjunctions, Aqua Venus and Sagittarius Mercury might be an explanation for my x-goatness. All despite Capricorn and Saturn dominance.

I summon you, weird goats!

***If you want to become a member of this club, please send your application containing an explanation of your x-goatness supported with aspects in your natal chart which are supposed to show it.

posted June 01, 2013 10:26 PM            

I think just hanging out here breaks with the whole staunch goats-r-us thingy... >.>;

I'm a Centaur hybrid deep down, but my Chimaeran sun does get the best of me at times... lately however, transit Pluto and Saturn have my arms tied behind my back, but... (tell ya a lil secret... I think I kinda like it!)
*snickersnicker*

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^*when I'm bored, I make farting sounds and do this with my son... he cracks me up, I crack him up, we both burn off some calories... it's win/win really!*

Merc-Jup, over-stimulated (hyperactive) stellium in the 4th (overcrowded 4th, Sag-9h cow jumping over the moon). Easy going chart, easy going schmuck~ something like that... oh... water boar + fire horse(dm)= fun

>.<; there are horse parts everywhere, why are there horse parts everywhere!?

(Maybe I should no longer say seagoat, and just go with hippocampus?) lol!

~mutant~?! mehbe!

My chart is a freakin' barnyard... I think so?!

we got dogs, goats, hogs, horses, and cattle.... I may not have any hens, but I got me a fowl star called Peacock, lined right up with my Sun! ^_-

so, do I have admittance to join this ever exclusive "generic astrology can go sit on it and rotate"- unholy goat club naoz? pretty please, with peanut butter and cracker jacks on top! ~^^~

tc goats and goblins! <3

posted June 01, 2013 10:46 PM            

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I'm so cappy: Most of the Capricorn descriptions portray us as ultra-traditional-conservative-perdictable-serious-within-the-norm creatures. That's the canon. But what if something went wrong and you happen to be a "mutated" goat who is quite the opposite?

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Actually, I find that it's the men of this sign who are simple old goats lounging on rocky cliffs. When it comes to the women, however, they are the funky fresh ones!

Capricorn men tend to be pretty aloof and detached but they're also immature and lazy too. But they're cool! Mellow and a good person to hang around with. They are often relaxed and easy-going.

posted June 02, 2013 12:52 PM            

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You can't tell a Capricorn woman not to do something, because she'll probably just end up running over you!

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posted June 02, 2013 01:07 PM            

I actually call a lot of my Capricorn friends that, because they all have a quirky, offbeat, sometimes corny sense of humor. I've never thought that all Capricorns were uptight, super-conservative a-holes like the cookbook astrology says. Just like all of us Virgos aren't all uptight, super-judgmental a-holes like the cookbook astrology says. Personally, I think mainstream astrology has something against earth signs because they like to portray all of us like we're boring/mundane. I've known lots of really fun, sensual earth signs, so I know it's not true.

Anyway... All the Capricorns that I've known are slightly wackadoo (in a good way), but they are lots of fun and they work very hard to get what they want. Some Capricornies tend to have an 'Eeyore' like personality, but that tends to come and go. They're commanding when they have to be, and they often love networking and social climbing to a ridiculous level (the men more than the women), but they are generally really good at it, so they can often receive the perks of social elevation even when they themselves aren't that high on the totem pole (ie, they know who they need to impress, and how to do it). It takes a special talent I think...

posted June 02, 2013 03:15 PM            

I had to post it

posted June 02, 2013 03:52 PM            

"That's one baa~d m-fg goat!" (read it in the voice of Samuel L. Jackson.)

XD =X (yesh, we corny)

anyway! I love it!!!!

posted June 02, 2013 05:40 PM            

should say 2255 in my last post (making this post 2256), but it is set at 2253 which is the same as last night's post, there's either an annoying glitch or I'm really ready for that straight jacket. 2254 was in the Saturn in the Houses thread but has instantly disappeared, or so it seems on my end. :/

posted June 03, 2013 04:39 PM            

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Originally posted by I'm so cappy:
I'm not a traditionalist. I don't follow any religion, I'm team Grinch, I'm not patriotic, I'm not a family person, I don't care about starting my own family, I didn't give a sh** about my prom (lol) etc. But of course there are some traditions I find entertaining and would be willing to take part in.

I'm not conservative. I'm totally ok with gay people, I think euthanasia should be accessible in every country and abortion permitted in some cases , I don't condemn casual sex etc.

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you are such a Cappy

ok, I guess you are too young and the cappy stuff still hasn't kicked in yet. what are you, like 18?
Capricorn is a grreat sign, anyway

posted June 03, 2013 05:39 PM            

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Originally posted by Jessica2407:
am already a mutated goat. cappy asc,leo sun,cancer moon..duh..or am I a mutated lioness?

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I understand your huge desire to belong to our club but we require a Capricorn sun, sorry We are open to visitors though so don't feel unwelcome.

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you are such a Cappy

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posted June 03, 2013 10:58 PM            

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Originally posted by somethingexcellent:

Capricorn men tend to be..... immature and lazy too.

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posted June 04, 2013 02:35 AM            

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Originally posted by I'm so cappy:
I understand your huge desire to belong to our club but we require a Capricorn sun, sorry We are open to visitors though so don't feel unwelcome.

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LOL. I won't feel unwelcome. wasn't applying anyways lol.

posted June 04, 2013 07:38 AM            

If you had video footage of me in high school, you'd see a girl with brown hair, brown eyes and sometimes glasses with a serious expression lugging a stack of books to her Honors Physics class.

^ Typical Capricorn.

That same day, you might get footage of me going to my friend's house after school, trying on her hooker boots because I think they are hilarious, rummaging through her closet to find all the trashiest clothes available, putting them on, teasing my hair, wearing a ton of black eyeliner, scaring up a cigarette and asking her to take my picture...

Then soon after, showing the picture to my boyfriend and saying, "Come on, you wish I looked like that, admit it" just to watch him squirm and fumble around for something to say.

posted June 05, 2013 08:41 AM            

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Capricorn has a dual personality, we are part goat (climbing and all that may symbolize) and part fish (wallowing, holding ourselves back, but also trolling the depths of ideas and being intuitive and a bit inscrutable.)

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Right, I forgot.

posted June 05, 2013 10:38 AM            

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Originally posted by I'm so cappy:
It's called accepting your sun sign ^^ Something you could work on.

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posted June 05, 2013 11:43 AM            

I don't really mind you don't indentify with your sun sign. What I mind is your hate campaign against the element of earth. And often earthy people. You don't have to appreciate our qualities but constat reminding us what a piece of **** we are to you is unnecessary.

The solution is so simple. Accept that you happen to have this zodiac sign. After all it's just a meaningless label, isn't it? You are NOT obliged to embody its characteristics.