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Topic: Dialogues between planets in aspect 2 - SYNASTRY edition
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Jkitty
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posted August 03, 2013 03:22 AM
  
The title says it all. Who'd like to go first? . . . Okay, I will.  A's Mercury conjunct B's Saturn: Mercury: (silence) IP: Logged |
MsPrism
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posted August 03, 2013 04:06 AM
Oh, I know this one well, I'll add to yours.A's Mercury conjunct B's Saturn: Mercury: So me and Jkitty were talking about synastry... Saturn interjects: That's Jkitty and I. Mercury: Oh right. Jkitty and I were discussing synastry when we discovered the most interesting thing! Saturn: Are you sure that Astrology is a good use of your time? You were supposed to finish that project you started a few weeks ago. Mercury: Well this isn't really interrupting the project, I mean. . .why can't I do both? Saturn: It's obvious that you're doing too many things at once already, you must learn to follow through on your promises Mercury! Mercury: Why are you always acting like you know everything!? I know about a lot of subjects while you only know about a few! Saturn: The few I know about I know thoroughly and it's why I'm so successful now. Mercury: Yeah, well I'll go finish both projects by the time you finish winding that watch of yours and you'll have nothing to say to me then, dad! Saturn: Then go do it. Mercury: *Huffs and walks away, jumps on the computer, starts working on the project* -10 minutes later Mercury is watching cat videos on youtube and has completely forgotten about the project- IP: Logged |
its_aqua
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posted August 03, 2013 04:06 AM
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Originally posted by Jkitty:
The title says it all. Who'd like to go first? . . . Okay, I will. A's Mercury conjunct B's Saturn: Mercury: (silence)
You are into my head Jkitty! I was thinking about the same topic! Sun conjunct South Node Sun: I like you a lot, I want you!
Node: You seem so familiar! It feels like Ive known you forever
Sun: I feel like I know you too but hey dont cling on much to me
Node: You are my soulmate
Sun: dont be so emotional, I like you too but thats it
Node: Liar, I cant be the only one feeling like this
*****time passes******
Node: I wish we were back together, I wish you thought of me like I think of you everyday
Sun: F*ck, I still think of that Node but I will play it cool IP: Logged |
Doux Rêve
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posted August 03, 2013 04:11 AM
ROFL! Sun / Pluto conjunction: Sun - Heeeeey waddup man?
Pluto - *sits calmly* Not much. Where have you been?
Sun - Just basking in the spotlight, as usual. You?
Pluto - *silence*
Sun - Um, okay.. So, what d'you wanna do?
Pluto - *stares at Sun* *mumbles* I want to know every little detail about you without ever telling you my own secrets.
Sun - Whaaaat? Where did that come from? Are you.. implying that..
Pluto - Don't make assumptions about me. You don't know anything about me and never will. I'm the only one allowed to have secrets here. Now come here and tell me who you were with today, what you did, and for how long.
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Doux Rêve
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posted August 03, 2013 04:49 AM
Moon conjunct Venus:Venus - I love you!
Moon - I love you more!
Venus - No, I love you more!
Moon - NO, *I* love you more!
Venus - Okay, okay, let's just say that we love each other equally. How about that?
Moon - *huge smile* Yaaay! Now, cuddle time! *cuddles with Venus*
Venus - *cries of happiness* Life is so beautiful in your presence! IP: Logged |
StarlightSmileSupreme
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From: neptune
Registered: Nov 2012
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posted August 03, 2013 10:29 AM
quote:
Originally posted by MsPrism:
Oh, I know this one well, I'll add to yours.A's Mercury conjunct B's Saturn: Mercury: So me and Jkitty were talking about synastry... Saturn interjects: That's Jkitty and I. Mercury: Oh right. Jkitty and I were discussing synastry when we discovered the most interesting thing! Saturn: Are you sure that Astrology is a good use of your time? You were supposed to finish that project you started a few weeks ago. Mercury: Well this isn't really interrupting the project, I mean. . .why can't I do both? Saturn: It's obvious that you're doing too many things at once already, you must learn to follow through on your promises Mercury! Mercury: Why are you always acting like you know everything!? I know about a lot of subjects while you only know about a few! Saturn: The few I know about I know thoroughly and it's why I'm so successful now. Mercury: Yeah, well I'll go finish both projects by the time you finish winding that watch of yours and you'll have nothing to say to me then, dad! Saturn: Then go do it. Mercury: *Huffs and walks away, jumps on the computer, starts working on the project* -10 minutes later Mercury is watching cat videos on youtube and has completely forgotten about the project-
hahaha, I know this one well, too!
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Jkitty
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posted August 03, 2013 10:34 AM
A's Venus square B's Venus, A's Mars square B's Mars, A's Venus opposition B's Venus, A's Mars opposition B's Venus (Got all that?)Venus A: I hate you! We're always in disagreement!
Mars A: I know. And I'd love to just get out of here but we're united in this natal til death do us part!
Venus A: Maybe we should consider an "open marriage" -- you know, like, partner swap or something?
Mars A: Yah, right! Like we could ever agree on another couple 
(Another couple enters)
Mars A: OMG! Will you look at that!
Venus A (not looking): What's the point? We never agree anyway!
Mars A: Humor me a moment.
Venus A (looking): OMG!!! (squeals in delight) What a hunk!
Mars A (frowning): I was referring to his partner.
Venus A (frowning): She's too flashy.
Mars A (grinning): Yah. We've GOT TO go over there and introduce ourselves.
Venus A: For ONCE we're in agreement.
Mars A (to Venus B): Hi!
Mars B (to Venus A): Hi!!!
Venus B (to Venus A): God, you're partner's a hunk! You are SOOO lucky. I'm stuck with this guy (indicates Mars B)
Venus A: You think HE'S a hunk (indicates Mars A)?! I'd just LOVE to get my hands on YOUR guy!
Venus B: Really? (They exchange knowing glances)
Mars B: Veen and I were just talking about trying a more open arrangement . . .
Mars A (looking Mars B up and down and frowning): (beat) Actually, my partner and I were discussing the same thing just before you two walked in.
Mars B: You've got a VERY attractive partner! Why would YOU want to swap?
Mars A: Frankly, I like yours better!
Mars B: Really? Hmmm. (frowning) (aside-I really don't like this guy but MAN his partner's hot!)
Mars A: Would you consider . . .
(No further dialogue is possible since they are now involved in an orgy -- hey, as long as you've got those Mars guys occupied, they can't start a fist fight!) IP: Logged |
StarlightSmileSupreme
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posted August 03, 2013 10:43 AM
I wanna do a fun one. I know!Venus conjunct Jupiter in LEO!! Jupiter: Hey, why not sit over here next to me?
Venus: Wow you are looking good, and so nice and sweet, too. *sniff sniff* You smell good, just like the store at the mall that sells gourmet tobacco. I'm enticed! sits down by Jupiter, lets him wrap his arm around her shoulder, holding her closer.
Venus again: You know, I've been thinking about how much I love spending time with you. I don't know why, you have this groovy effect on me. It's like, my soul is comforted by your presence!
Jupiter: I feel the same, Venus. I am so glad we ran into one another! You're just one of those someones I feel a fabulous connection with.
Venus: So tell me all about yourself, What do you like to do?
Jupiter: I like adventures, going places, traveling, sailing on the open sea, movies, concerts, theme parks. My interests are wide and varied.
Venus: Ooooo - Maybe we can do these things together? I don't have anyone to go places with at the moment and it's not that great going alone.
Jupiter: Sure, Venus, just give me a call next time you want to do something.
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Jkitty
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posted August 03, 2013 07:48 PM
The cast:A's Aries Moon (squared by A's Cappy Sun)
B's Capricorn Saturn (conjunct B's Cappy Jupiter)
A's Capricorn Sun
B's Capricorn Jupiter When the light come up, we find Moon and Saturn engaging in a very awkward pre-coital tete-a-tete. Saturn: Looks like A & B are getting serious.
Moon: Yah.
Saturn: So . . .when were you last tested?
Moon: It's been a while.
Saturn: It would be the RESPONSIBLE thing to do.
Moon: I don't think I really need one. Sol's really conservative and has kept me celibate for the past X years.
(beat)
Moon: So what about you?
Saturn: What about me?
Moon (annoyed): When were YOU last tested?
Saturn: Oh. I've been celibate for the last XX years.
Moon (aside): I feel like he just called me a **** !
Moon (to Saturn): Well, since you're such a responsible guy, how about if you take charge of the protection.
Saturn: Really? You mean you can still get... I mean, I kinda thought that at your age . . .
Moon (exploding): ARE YOU IMPLYING I LOOK OLD?!!!
Saturn (backpeddling): Oh, no! NO!! You look fine! Really!!!
Moon: I still get my monthly transits. I can still go full!
Saturn (aside): God, I hope Sol and Jupey get back soon. I can't handle this Aries chick when they aren't around to run interference!
Moon: Maybe I should get gibbous just so I can get farther away from you!
Saturn: Aw, come on! I didn't mean to hurt your feelings. It's probably just my own insecurity. (beat) Ummm. (awkward pause) Would you mind if . . . well . . . if we kept the light off the first time or two or three?
Moon: You want to keep the light off?
Saturn (embarrassed): Uh . . . yah.
Moon: Why?!!!
Saturn (embarrassed: Well, I'm not all that young any more and well, my rings have started to get kind of saggy.
Moon (trying to keep a straight face): Your RINGS?
Saturn: Yah.
Moon: Are starting to get saggy?
Saturn: Yah.
(Awkward pause as Aries Moon tries hard not to laugh)
Moon: O-kaaaay. Whateeeveeer!
(awkward pause)
Moon: So where's your side kick? I like that guy. Even though you're both squaring me, he's kind of cute.
Saturn (miffed): He and your Sun went out for a walk. They didn't want me along. They left it for ME to be the responsible one and talk to you about . . . well, you know.
(Raucous laughter is heard from off stage)
Saturn: That sounds like them now.
Moon: Thank God!
(Capricorn Sun enters with Capricorn Jupiter on a leash. Both are covered in mud and laughing.)
Sun: God, Jupey, you are a riot when . . . oh, hi.
Saturn: Why are you both so filthy? I just gave Jupiter a bath this afternoon! What have you guys been doing?
Sun: Hey, come on now. We all EARTH signs here (bows stiffly to Aries Moon) except for my little lady.
Saturn: Just because we're earth signs doesn't mean that you should roll in it! Have you any idea how hard it is to bathe this guy? He's gotten so EXPANSIVE I can hardly get him in the tub.
Sun: Okay, okay. I'll give him a bath.
Saturn (mollified): I know I can always count on you to be reasonable. It's just that, well, Jupiter and I have such a close ORB that I like to make sure he keeps his nose clean. This is my house after all. I'm the ruler here and I like to keep him disciplined or before I know it he's all over me.
Sun: Yah, I know. This guys a hoot! I was cracking up so hard over his antics that I ended up slipping into a mud puddle.
Jupiter: Ruff!!
Moon: You know, Sol, now that I've spent some time alone with Sat, I think I appreciate just being squared by you.
Sun: Aw, Airy, Saturn here is my ruling planet. I like the guy. And I'm being conjuncted by Jupiter, too. I really LIKE this arrangement. Can't you just . . well, I don't know. I'm sure this is really stressful for you, but, well, after all you are used to being stressed by me from this angle; it's not really that much different. You've got Jupey here, too, and not just Saturn. And you are getting that nice trine from Uranus in Leo.
Moon: Will you promise to NEVER again leave me alone with this Saturn guy?
Sun: Sure, Airy. I promise. Uh. . . did you guys have that talk? IP: Logged |
Jkitty
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posted August 04, 2013 12:19 AM
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Originally posted by Doux Rêve:
Sun / Pluto conjunction:Sun - Heeeeey waddup man?
Pluto - *sits calmly* Not much. Where have you been?
Sun - Just basking in the spotlight, as usual. You?
Pluto - *silence*
Sun - Um, okay.. So, what d'you wanna do?
Pluto - *stares at Sun* *mumbles* I want to know every little detail about you without ever telling you my own secrets.
Sun - Whaaaat? Where did that come from? Are you.. implying that..
Pluto - Don't make assumptions about me. You don't know anything about me and never will. I'm the only one allowed to have secrets here. Now come here and tell me who you were with today, what you did, and for how long.
My Sun won't touch anyone's Pluto until I'm 70 and then only that of an infant -- Looks like I'll have to find myself a nice Virgo to interrogate. Do you think they'll like my North Node? Hey, "Doux" another one! Pleeeease? Hmmm. I'm probably pronouncing that wrong. I'm thinking of "Deux" as in "Pas de Deux". How DO you pronounce that? IP: Logged |
Jkitty
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posted August 04, 2013 05:27 PM
Oh, where are all the brave souls who don't need a cookbook to understand a synastry? We NEED you to help us gain insight! Please step forward  . . . NOW D@MN IT!IP: Logged |
Doux Rêve
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posted August 04, 2013 05:52 PM
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Originally posted by Jkitty:
Do you think they'll like my North Node?
Who? Virgos? quote:
Hey, "Doux" another one! Pleeeease? Hmmm. I'm probably pronouncing that wrong. I'm thinking of "Deux" as in "Pas de Deux". How DO you pronounce that?
Haha, all right, let me think of something first.. kinda distracted now! "Doux" is pronounced "dooh", it means "soft" in French. But combined with "rêve" ("dream") it basically means "sweet dream" (although it's not really the correct way of saying it). IP: Logged |
Doux Rêve
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posted August 04, 2013 07:17 PM
Venus in hard aspect to Jupiter:Jupiter: Heeeey sweet lady, how ya doin'?
Venus: *coy smile* Hi, I'm good. You?
Jupiter: Oh I'm feeling grrrreat now that I've met you! You're so.. beautiful. Mind if I give you a gift? *hands flowers*
Venus: Ooh you're so generous! Thank you!
Jupiter: Can I give you a kiss? I think I'm falling in lus.. love! with you.
Venus: Are sure it's a good idea? We don't really know each other.. I need some time to figure out how I feel about you.
Jupiter: All right, milady, but I want you to know that I can make you feel loved and cherished, and I can make all your dreams come true! We could go to Hawaii, spend some wonderful time together! You'd be happy! I can make you happy!
Venus: I appreciate your attention, Jup.. but it's too much. Let's just go for a walk and start from there, aye?
Jupiter: *sighs* Okay.. But just let me love you and show you my love! Here, have some chocolate, will you.
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Violets
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posted August 04, 2013 08:05 PM
Oooh, this is a tough one! *thinking...*Yeah, I got nothin'.
For every aspect I can think of when I'm looking at my chart and my husband's, there are a bunch of additional aspects involved. My brain can't cope.
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Jkitty
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posted August 04, 2013 08:38 PM
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Originally posted by Violets:
Oooh, this is a tough one! *thinking...*
For every aspect I can think of when I'm looking at my chart and my husband's, there are a bunch of additional aspects involved. My brain can't cope.
I hear you loud and clear. Even in the more "complicated" dialogues I attempted, a whole lot was left out. With my current obsession: Our Venuses are square with both of our Venuses opposing the other's Marses, both Marses trining the other's Saturns and our Saturns are novile! The widest orb for this configuration is 2 degrees so it's all very tight with a weird kind of symmetry. Best I can hope for is to pull out a chunk and play with that. IP: Logged |
Jkitty
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posted August 05, 2013 01:30 AM
 Sweet dreams, Doux!IP: Logged |
Leocassandra
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posted August 05, 2013 02:42 AM
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Originally posted by Doux Rêve:
[b]Venus in hard aspect to Jupiter:Jupiter: Heeeey sweet lady, how ya doin'?
Venus: *coy smile* Hi, I'm good. You?
Jupiter: Oh I'm feeling grrrreat now that I've met you! You're so.. beautiful. Mind if I give you a gift? *hands flowers*
Venus: Ooh you're so generous! Thank you!
Jupiter: Can I give you a kiss? I think I'm falling in lus.. love! with you.
Venus: Are sure it's a good idea? We don't really know each other.. I need some time to figure out how I feel about you.
Jupiter: All right, milady, but I want you to know that I can make you feel loved and cherished, and I can make all your dreams come true! We could go to Hawaii, spend some wonderful time together! You'd be happy! I can make you happy!
Venus: I appreciate your attention, Jup.. but it's too much. Let's just go for a walk and start from there, aye?
Jupiter: *sighs* Okay.. But just let me love you and show you my love! Here, have some chocolate, will you.
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Awww this is so sweet! IP: Logged |
Doux Rêve
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posted August 05, 2013 07:04 AM
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Originally posted by Jkitty:
Sweet dreams, Doux!
Thank you, Jkitty!
I had a good night.  Can't remember my dreams, though.
Hope yours was good, too!
Leocassandra,
Haha yeah, in my experience, the Jupiter person tends to get infatuated with the Venus person quite quickly!
But I guess it could go either way. IP: Logged |
mockingbird
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posted August 05, 2013 07:09 AM
A's Fire Mars trine B's Fire Mars and Venus: Fire Mars - Down for sexitime?
Fire Mars/Venus - Yup! *much pouncing commences* IP: Logged |
meyray
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posted August 05, 2013 07:49 AM
Venus trine Saturn
*cue violins*Venus: You’re so amazing, darling! I feel so safe with you.
Saturn: …
Venus: I wrote a song for you. Do you want to hear it?
Saturn: You didn’t have to do that….
Venus: Oh, okay… Well… do you want to go out tonight?
Saturn: No, I’d rather not…
Venus: …
Saturn: …
Venus: You know… I’m starting to feel like you don’t really want me around. Do you want me to go? Maybe… you could find someone else who --
Saturn: Don’t you dare ever say that again. Don’t you know you’re the only one for me? I will never let you go…
Venus: R-really? Because sometimes… I feel as if I’m an annoyance to you….
Saturn: You have no idea how much I love you…
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Jkitty
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posted August 07, 2013 06:52 PM
A's Neptune in Scorpio conjunct B's Venus-Mars midpoint:Neptune (in a soothing hypnotic voice): So please tell me about your marital troubles.
Mars: Well, I'm in Virgo and I want to keep the lights off, but she...
Venus: . . . wants adventure! I'm an exhibitionist. I want to do it at the beach under the pier. Or in a car in the parking at the mall on a Saturday.
Mars: I can't do that! Someone could SEE us!
Venus: That's kind of the idea. I get hot just thinking about it.
Mars (a bit defensively): I'm not exactly a prude, but I'm a bit shy about doing things out in public. Besides, you don't go for any of my ideas either.
Neptune: Tell me about your ideas, Virge.
Mars: Well, I'd like for Saggy to tie me up and have her way with me. You know, a bit of bondage. She'd look so sexy as a dom (winks at Venus).
Neptune: And how do you feel about that little scenario?
Venus: I could go for that some of the time. I'm willing to try pretty much anything one or twice. But Virge is so concerned about what others would think.
Neptune: Yes. I see. Have you thought about trying some kind of compromise?
Mars: Like, what do you have in mind? What kind of compromise?
Venus: Yah, how do we compromise the public vs. private thing?
Neptune: Perhaps you could role play in a semi-private place? Yes? What about in your own backyard? Who knows who may be watching from a window? Or perhaps they were just sitting quietly watching the stars and you didn't know anyone was there?
Venus: Hmmm. Yes. . .that could work for me. Perhaps just the idea that someone MIGHT notice what we were doing would be enough for me.
Mars (getting excited): Yah, and I could pretend that we're completely private and no one could possibly see!
Neptune: Yes ... that's the idea. Now we're getting somewhere IP: Logged |
Orange
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posted August 08, 2013 10:39 AM
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Originally posted by meyray:
Venus trine Saturn
*cue violins*Venus: You’re so amazing, darling! I feel so safe with you.
Saturn: …
Venus: I wrote a song for you. Do you want to hear it?
Saturn: You didn’t have to do that….
Venus: Oh, okay… Well… do you want to go out tonight?
Saturn: No, I’d rather not…
Venus: …
Saturn: …
Venus: You know… I’m starting to feel like you don’t really want me around. Do you want me to go? Maybe… you could find someone else who --
Saturn: Don’t you dare ever say that again. Don’t you know you’re the only one for me? I will never let you go…
Venus: R-really? Because sometimes… I feel as if I’m an annoyance to you….
Saturn: You have no idea how much I love you…
I totaly like that story ^^^ IP: Logged |
Doux Rêve
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posted August 08, 2013 12:33 PM
I had that one once and the ending wasn't so sweet  IP: Logged |
Orange
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posted August 08, 2013 12:49 PM
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Originally posted by Doux Rêve:
I had that one once and the ending wasn't so sweet
btw, how is the synastry with your boyfriend Brontex looking like? IP: Logged |
starmoon
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posted August 08, 2013 04:27 PM
Venus Opposite Saturn:Venus: Let’s go ice skating, that’ll be so much fun.
Saturn: Ice skating is childish. We’re adults.
Venus: Ok, so what would you like to do?
Saturn: ….
Venus: How about we go spend the day at an amusement park?
Saturn: What are you – 10? We’re adults, that sounds stupid, a complete waste of time.
Venus: But you don’t have any suggestions. I’m trying to make you happy.
Saturn: I’m happy.
Venus: You don’t look happy.
Saturn: You are such a headache. This relationship isn’t going anywhere. You’re childish.
Venus: How am I childish? You’re the one that won’t ever talk or open up to me.
Saturn: …
Venus: You want me to change all the time for you and do all the things you want, but you never do what I want.
Venus: Why are you even with me? You never say you love me. You never act like you love me.
Saturn: Because you’re pretty and I thought your youthful energy was fun, but it’s annoying.
Venus: Oh, (sniff, sniff). Can I have a hug?
Saturn: No.
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