posted September 24, 2013 09:45 AM            

And all day long, you have to adjust your underpants.

They slip.

They slide.

The legs crawl up.

The top slides down.

You can feel them, NOT IN THE RIGHT PLACE, shifting around under your clothes.

The expiring elastic is not keeping the underpants in the right spot.

Whenever you get up, you have to pull at something. Or push at something. Or jiggle something

It is time to adjust your underpants!

When you get home, at the end of the day, you throw the underpants in the trash instead of the laundry bin. They have expired for good.

So prepare, all week long, to adjust the underpants of your life.

All week long. Adjust. Adjust. Adjust.

Adjust the underpants of your life.

The Week’s Planetary Highlights

A Star of David forms briefly with Chiron instead of Neptune in the Pisces place. It offers the opportunity to heal our soul wound. Use the healing energy of the Star wisely ~ we won’t get this emotionally healing trine between Saturn, Jupiter and Chiron again! So harness the energy!

Juno station to go direct on Sept 24, 2013. Partnership energy full steam ahead!

Pallas asks you to see your patterns and change them on Sept 26 2013! Make wise choices!

Vesta aspects the Nodes of Fate on Sept 28, 2013 offering you fated choices around home and hearth.

Venus fights with Mars on Sept 28 2013 not an easy time for relationships! Do your own thing!

Mercury enters Scorpio on Sept 29 2013 at 07:38:05 am EDT for 67 days. (We have a Mercury retrograde in Scorpio coming!)

Saturn is building to an inconjunct with Uranus NEXT week… Adjust. Adjust. Adjust.

Void Moons in the Week Ahead: When the Moon is Void, it is wise to avoid making important decisions as they tend to be unrealistic, and subject to false starts, errors or unexpected hassles. Avoid being concerned with things beyond your spiritual center. It is time for subjective, spiritual and non-materialistic concerns. Kick back, let life flow and center yourself. Connect into your essential oneness with the Universal Forces.

Moon goes void sextile to Jupiter on Monday Sept 23, 2013 at 03:13:54 am EDT and enters Gemini on Tuesday Sept 24, 2013 at 03:35:19 am EDT. Moon is void all day Monday.

Moon goes Void trine to Mercury on Thursday Sept 26, 2013 at 07:22:14 am EDT and enters Cancer on Sept 26, 2013 at 03:25:34 pm EDT. Moon is void most of Thursday.

Moon goes void square to Mercury on Sunday Sept 29, 2013 at 03:31:29 am EDT and enters Leo on Sept 29, 2013 at 03:58:13 am EDT.

We can anticipate a quiet week with opportunities to move forward gently into our life. There is not a lot going on above our heads which means we have a quiet week in our lives. It is about time!

We adjust things as Saturn and Uranus form an inconjunct in the sky which perfects next week. Adjust. Adjust. Adjust.

Moon Day Monday September 23, 2013 finds Moon void in Taurus all day long with a lovely closing aspect of a sextile. Remember your dreams today. Saturn asks you to separate from things in your home that don’t work for your life any more… just pack them up and move them out. Mercury helps you understand how changing your vision or thoughts about something completely shifts how you see thing. Explore other ideas… what would it be like if? Argue with yourself. Push for a new vision of how it could be. Hold a dialogue with you! Adjust your underpants and your underlying structures.

Mars Day Tuesday September 24, 2013 Moon enters Gemini at 03:35:19 am EDT. Good closing aspects encourage lots of communications! Juno stations and turns direct today. Partnerships want to solidify (or break up) to explore other options. Adjust your underpants and underlying structures.

Mercury’s Day Wednesday September 25, 2013 Moon is in Gemini and goes void with a trine to Mercury making the next few days GREAT to connect with other people in a positive way. Sun has a biquintile with the South Node encouraging you to release a situation or change it into a new format. You know what you want so move toward it. Mercury’s aspects with Neptune encourage you to take some time to dream and follow up on where you want to go with various and sundry. The aspects today and tomorrow are fabulous for setting up your fall schedule, writing, planning, dreaming big ideas and connecting with others. Venus is extra creative and very passionate so love and desire can take unexpected turns. Sun’s adjusting aspect to Neptune can deliver sad or sorrowful news later tonight. You might find you end the day in tears. Allow the melancholy to come in. Feel the sadness so the happiness right behind it can ride in. Louis CK expresses it beautifully in the clip below about cell phones and sadness. Take a few moments from your life and watch it. Then adjust your underpants again!

Jupiter’s Day Thursday September 26, 2013 Moon goes Void trine to Mercury on Thursday Sept 26, 2013 at 07:22:14 am EDT and enters Cancer at 03:25:34 pm EDT. Moon is void most of Thursday. Sun’s square to Hades in the morning reminds us that things end. You get ending news today. Pallas squares the Nodes of Fate offering you a choice of how to proceed. When I was quitting smoking cigarettes in 1981, I attended a behavior modification class. We learned the patterns of how and why we smoked. Becoming conscious of our smoking patterns made us understand how to substitute or make a different choice instead of smoking. Today see the patterns in your life and make a plan on how to shift and change the patterns you no longer want. Make minor substitutions. Make tiny adjustments. Adjust your underpants. No use getting annoyed or irritated. Just adjust. Tweak the edge. You have to wear these underpants a bit more. Just keep adjusting. See your patterns. Sun’s trine to Juno encourages us to partner with yourself in a different way. Later in the day, there’s a whoosh of expansive energy. Allow yourself to roll towards it and expand energetically.

Venus’ Day Friday September 27, 2013 Moon is in Cancer with aspects that permit you to see things you hadn’t seen before ~ like what you see or not, you see it. Mercury send you lots of information last night in your dreams. Make a note of the information or guidance you received. Adjust the patterns in your life. Tiny changes make a profound difference. Today you might find you are in a situation which marks a profound end or turning point in your life. It is an internal moment of profound importance which allows you to emotionally break free from a situation that has been keeping you held captive. Be gentle with yourself. Adjust your underpants. Adjust your structures.

Saturn’s day Saturday September 28, 2013 Moon is in Cancer and goes void with a square to Mercury suggesting separating aspects. Throw those expiring underpants in the trash not the laundry bin! You don’t need to wear them anymore! And if you wash those underpants again and put them back in the drawer, you’ll live through another adjusting underpants day! Vesta’s aspect to the nodes allows you to release what you don’t want any more. Stop partnering with things that don’t work for you anymore! Make a permanent adjustment. Mercury is very busy communicating with you today so listen and learn. Sibling, cars, plans, communications are all active. Venus and Mars are having a fight so you might find it easier to do things by yourself today. Believe in miracles. They can and do happen. Adjust your structures and underpants.

Sun’s day, Sunday September 29, 2013 Moon enters Leo on Sept 29, 2013 at 03:58:13 am EDT. Today is a highly creative day. Mercury enters Scorpio for 67 days encouraging us to go deeper and feel connected. Silence. Watch. Wait. Saturn is working with Pallas allowing us to make permanent changes to our patterns. Little, permanent changes that will work miracles in your life. Adjust your underpants. Venus is quintile to Vesta ~ these changes are brilliant and will work miracles. Pluto’s trine to Vesta encourages us to shift on a much deeper level. We are evolving. Sun’s union with Chiron pushes us forward toward healing our life, our soul, and doing our life’s work. You are SOOOO ready! Next week, the next chapter begins in earnest!

Anne’s Four Radio Shows Recap: Listen in to the podcasts via ITunes or by the website links.

Anne’s Weekly Weather: A late broad cast, adjusting the schedule. Adjust your life. Adjust your under pants. The Star of David is over our head again.

Scorpios Talking: Michael and Anne broadcasting from Maine talked about boundaries and observing things quietly.

The Mary Anne Show: Mary and Anne broadcasting from Maine caught up on life.

Access Astrology: We were off. It happens!

Venus Unplugged: Llorraine Neithardt with Venus lessons for all!! For Jungians, dreamers, poets and visionaries this podcast helps with your individuation.

Anne will be teaching at the New York NCGR Education Conference on November 16 & 17, 2013.

Anne will be speaking at the Long Island NCGR Chapter on January 10, 2014.

Anne will be teaching a Palmistry Weekend Workshop on January 11 & 12, 2014 in NYC. Early Bird Rates through October 22, 2013. Register for the Workshop: http://www.eventzilla.net/web/event?eventid=2139009504

Anne will be teaching an ISAR Internet Webinar on Relationships on January 19, 2014 ~ Save the date!

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