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I'm so cappy
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posted March 08, 2014 04:17 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for I'm so cappy     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Tell me your vision of your perfect funeral.

What's the sign on your 8th house cusp, what planets are there and where's the ruler?


My perfect funeral consists of a cremation of my body, a secular gathering of the people who cared about my existence with my favorite music in the background in some cool place (maybe a planetarium?) and...shooting my ashes into space during a firework display

Aries, empty, Mars in Taurus int the 9th house.

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I'm sooo happy! I mean, cappy.

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Gabby
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posted March 08, 2014 04:31 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Gabby     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I'm not going to die! In typical Taurus fashion, I will get stuck in the rut of living and stubbornly refuse to die!
My 8th only has my SN in it
Venus in 1st conjunct Pluto/AC

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birdsong
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posted March 08, 2014 04:33 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for birdsong     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
pouring my ashes into the ocean, I think?
I love Water

8th house cusp in Aquarius. Saturn in Capricorn 6th house - ruler's part of a 6th house stellium in Capricorn

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I'm so cappy
Knowflake

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posted March 08, 2014 04:36 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for I'm so cappy     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Uranus is the ruler of Aquarius.

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StarlightSmileSupreme
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posted March 08, 2014 04:37 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for StarlightSmileSupreme     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Taurus in the eighth house with Saturn and moon. What I want is just to be cremated and no funeral or grave. No rot. No tombstone. Just ashes.
However, family will probably plant me in the ground near some wretched little town I hate.

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jenny415
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posted March 08, 2014 04:41 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for jenny415     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
This is sooooo fascinating SoCappy!!!! I never thought about correlating the two...but that song "if i die young" i hate that song but like the lyrics and imagery. I have capricorn in my 8th house so hmmm. I dont know I guess that would say something very classy, cold and expensive but I dont know if that suits me. Because I would like a dreamy like funeral... although when i was younger and was really depressed I wrote an obituary for myself and said I wanted to be made into ashes and flushed down the toilet. :/ It was very sad..

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birdsong
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posted March 08, 2014 04:44 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for birdsong     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by I'm so cappy:
Uranus is the ruler of Aquarius.


Oh, this site gave me a different answer: http://www.astro.com/mtp/mtp63_e.htm

Nonetheless I h Capricorn in Uranus in the 6th house, so wouldn't change a thing for me I guess ?

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I'm so cappy
Knowflake

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posted March 08, 2014 04:46 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for I'm so cappy     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
That's is not modern astrology but as you prefer...

quote:
However, family will probably plant me in the ground near some wretched little town I hate.

You can meet an attorney and make sure they won't do that.

quote:
I wanted to be made into ashes and flushed down the toilet.

Sorry but this actually made me laugh ~~"

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Kerosene
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posted March 08, 2014 04:52 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Kerosene     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Nah implant my mind in a cyborg body and do what u will with my gross rotting body, makes for good fertilizer I guess. Nn Uranus Neptune in cap 8th house

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LoadedPistil
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posted March 08, 2014 04:53 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for LoadedPistil     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
8th house empty ruled by Aquarius.
Uranus in 6th house ruled by Scorpio.
Saturn in 5th house ruled by Libra w/Scorpio Cusp.

I need one of two funerals.
A fake mourner who will cry and do jumping jacks and cartwheels in mourning

OR

(If my friends are real friends, they'll make this happen)
If I'm unmarried and my family tries to give me a religious funeral... a very convincing grim reaper and little demons (sort of like Dementors and goblins from the Potter movies) to come and carry my casket away like I'm going to hell.

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Leo ♌️ Sun
Scorpio ♏ Moon
Cancer ♋ Rising
Svātī Nakshatra

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StarlightSmileSupreme
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posted March 08, 2014 04:54 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for StarlightSmileSupreme     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Kerosene:
Nah implant my mind in a cyborg body and do what u will with my gross rotting body, makes for good fertilizer I guess. Nn Uranus Neptune in cap 8th house

Well ya give me a body transplant and keep my brain. Then I will never die ahahahaha! I will rule the world!

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Kerosene
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posted March 08, 2014 05:05 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Kerosene     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Too bad that's my gig
1 marry someone rich and powerful
2 influence them
3 Join whatever secret society that controls the world
4 profit???????


Nn 8th cap and Saturn conjunct mc it's my destiny to at least run a country with that Hillary Clinton swerve

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StarlightSmileSupreme
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posted March 08, 2014 05:08 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for StarlightSmileSupreme     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I just plan to use time to my advantage.

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Gabby
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posted March 08, 2014 05:23 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Gabby     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

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deepseablues
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posted March 08, 2014 05:25 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for deepseablues     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I want my body to decompose naturally. If I could have it my way I'd just have my body thrown in a forest on a mountain and let the bugs/animals take what they want, let the rest return to the soil. But I doubt the government would allow that so I guess the next option is in a grave in the forest, no casket, body straight in the ground with a tree planted on top. No service or mourning.

8th house cusp Leo, Virgo intercepted in 8th, empty, ruler of 8th in 9th

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Celestica
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posted March 08, 2014 05:42 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Celestica     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
In the event that I don't transcend humanity and live out my life as an immortal cyborg being I'd like my body to be hacked up into multiple pieces and have each pieces sent off on a rocket ship to crash land on nearby potentially habitable worlds, I like the idea of my decomposing body seeding life on barren planets. Leo on the 8th with Virgo Sun and Chiron

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PeterPan
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posted March 08, 2014 05:44 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for PeterPan     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Thousands of people gathering, important people holding speeches of what a great man i was and what i contributed to humanity.

Then aftherwards id like my children to start killing each other and/or have sternous figths in court over my grand fortune!

8th house in Saggitarius opposite sun and venus in gemini 2nd house.

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I'm so cappy
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posted March 08, 2014 05:57 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for I'm so cappy     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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I'd like my body to be hacked up into multiple pieces and have each pieces sent off on a rocket ship to crash land on nearby potentially habitable worlds

Copycat http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OB8cop0TLR0

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Jinni
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posted March 09, 2014 08:17 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Jinni     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
My perfect fueral is a fun funeral. Colour code: anything but black, white and grey. More colourful the better.I want people to drink booze and eat well and tell funny stories and memories about me and generally having a blast.

Empty eight house, ruled by Cancer, Moon in Taurus in the sixth house.

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NeptunianSag
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posted March 09, 2014 09:13 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for NeptunianSag     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
8th house Taurus. Something simple with me buried with my special possessions and music that is special to me. Id also want it looking beautiful and smelling nice.

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PlutoSurvivor
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posted March 09, 2014 09:14 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for PlutoSurvivor     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I hate funerals.
Honor me while I'm living.
Party when I'm gone.
8H Aquar w/ Venus conj Chiron (1 degree)
8H ruler 2H Leo

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Debby4
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posted March 09, 2014 11:28 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Debby4     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Everyone wears yellow. I don't give a damn if they want too and not that dim yellow **** I want the bright eye burning yellow. I want everyone to dance and celebrate the life I ONCE had. I don't want people upset. I also want them to place this song over and over and actually go and do what the song says...

This song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPOM0IUsd_0

Planets:
Cancer 8th House
Moon in First House conjunct Pluto
Moon in Sagittarius
Nothing in the 8th house except for Lilith and Vertex (Most likely more, but that's what I'm looking at now)

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aah08
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posted March 09, 2014 11:53 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for aah08     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I'd like my family to mummify me xD

for real I'd like to die in a natural way, no funeral, i don't want to have my people crying for me, or no, i want them to remember me happy and alive...so i just want them to cremate me and maybe throw my ashes around my city or the sea or you know the places i used to be around...

Aries,8th house empty with Mars in Gemini on the 10th

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Mercurian Intellect
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posted March 10, 2014 12:12 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Mercurian Intellect     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
If I was any use to the world, and I mean of great use; like great intellectual feats, then have a public funeral with my favorite song(s) playing, and commemorate my work, discoveries, ideas, etc. Have my brain preserved for someone else to use in the future, if I died before utilizing it's full potential. (if Science ever figured out a way to reuse a brain exactly how it was in the last individual). My body doesn't matter. Let my wife (if I have one) have it cremated if she wanted it, lol.

If I was no use of the world, then I would prefer no funeral and have my body thrown in a landfill or something. Doesn't matter.

-Pisces in the 8th House with Saturn
-Neptune in Capricorn in the 6th House
-Jupiter in Sagittarius in the 4th House
-Pluto in Scorpio in the 4th House

Edit - And I forgot that I can donate my body to Science, lol. So instead, donate it to Science.

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Xodian
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posted March 10, 2014 12:26 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Xodian     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Once all the useful organs are taken, I want my body strapped to a Tomahawk Cruise Missle launched from a F-16 Fighter/Bomber clear over the Sahara Desert .

Best.Cremation.Ever .

Plus people would be too wow-ed to care about being sad .

Leo Asc. / Moon. Libra Sun.

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