posted May 07, 2014 08:22 PM            

Describe your silliness... and maybe seriousness too.

Mercury, sun, Saturn and Uranus.

I have regular ab workouts by laughing so hard at jokes even first graders don't find funny.

People often crack subtle sarcastic jokes at my expense and they regularly go over my head. Density is not limited to solid matter. It's also a sag state.

I have an 8th house sag. You'd think I'd be able to keep secrets, at least my own. Hello, blabbermouth mercury. My sag planets spontaneously host emergency meetings like "I thought we were going to keep that brilliant irresponsible idea a secret until we accomplished it. What did you do mercury?! PR doesn't begin when we look ridiculously incapable!"

I accidentally insult my loved ones and not so loved ones on a regular basis. "Was your nose broken or were you born that way?" Somehow I was still asked for a second date.

posted May 07, 2014 08:50 PM            

They would sweep in on a beautiful ornate white ox and tell me all the things I want to hear.
After they have distracted me

they would have their way with me

and than they would go on their insane rampages that are too dysfunctional for any sane person.

posted May 07, 2014 10:11 PM            

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Originally posted by ariestaurus:
I have sun conjunct uranus and ascendant in sag! Woot! My sun is in my 12th house. I'm a very private sag, and people tell me I'm very feminine and not as blunt as other sags. I'm very adventurous, though, and love to travel and loooove animals <3 I'm very optimistic and happy go lucky! Very outgoing too

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posted May 07, 2014 11:25 PM            

One I still feel bad for was when a guy gave me a hard time for trying to get the support of anti-government survivalists (most leaning right wing) to help the anti-government tree sitters and eco-anarchists (most leaning left) and he went on about how all the "hippies are a bunch of watermelons, green on the outside, [Commie] red on the inside." So while he was distracted one morning I picked a bunch of flowers and put one in the barrel of all his guns (something hippies had been known to do to Guardsmen and the like) that were in his front room and as soon as he saw it he started yelling my name (because who else would've thought to do it?). I laughed and told him it was a peace offering from the local hippies who loved his guns and just wanted to be loved back though I felt bad when he started talking about the dew and oxidation...I offered to clean his guns for him but they were his babies, only he could touch them. I was 17 at the time and even now I cringe thinking on back when I did that.

Though not as bad when remembering how I (age 14-15) and other kids snatched some condoms in a store and stuck them in purses trusting that the customer wouldn't check the purse but cashier would ("excuse me, ma'am, but these condoms do NOT come free with the purse, shame on you!"). Since then I check a purse before buying one myself (or anything else that could hold something within) as I always recall that with a cringe.

I can list other pranks. As an adult they got more sophisticated and sometimes doubled as guerrilla theater on an unsuspecting public. They'd be pretty intricate to explain though, like the one where me and my Russian American (Aquarius) partner at the time made phone calls pretending to be recruiting "for the Young Pioneers of the USSA (brief harsh Russian spoken behind me), I mean USA, for proletariat youth, all free of charge" and living up to every paranoid right wing nightmare of Communism. The Russian American was the best slipping in Russian phrases, and when I was making the calls as I was better at it she'd yell at me in Russian, a very simple example being "Yes, comrade, we DO have Bibles that we use and...wait, let me ask my comrade something... (voice still audible but away from phone) Can I tell them about the Bible Burning badge we offer?" "NYIT, tavarish!" (More harsh Russian spoken and audible to the other person on the phone while I begged her to not send me to the gulag, and it was amazing how many people were still on the line and even taking us seriously after that).

Though simple can still work, like when some fundies harassed kids over lesbian moms and I walked past them right after San Francisco beat some Texas city in the 2010 World Series that everyone was talking about. I raised my hand in the Pentecostal manner and danced a jig going by saying, "God loves gays! God loves hippies! God loves San Francisco! THE GIANTS WON OVER TEXAS! WOOO!" (They didn't have a sense of humor over that.)

The silliness I've engaged in at LL should be well known by now. I think I'm the one who contributes most to the "need a laugh" thread, too, and also shared plenty of jokes.

I demonstrate other Saggie fire sign traits such as my athletic hobbies, and the Sag energy also influences my Libra/Scorpio desire to understand things (I used to be into philosophy, some people even clapped when I basically called out the thinking errors a desperate and pretentious philosophy major was inflicting on a bookstore cafe, even turned an ad hominem against him, until he made his excuses and left). But enough of that for now, I'll just end with a celebration dance for this thread that my Sag wants to share and which my Libra, Scorpio, and Leo (ASC) energy all agree is a good choice for various reasons:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBYwMOPKuPo

posted May 08, 2014 12:05 AM            

The silliness is ridiculous. Then again I have aries moon and leo rising.. IT'S A LOT TO HANDLE I need a lot of herbal tea hehe

posted May 08, 2014 03:55 AM            

I am a bit cuckoo for cocoa puffs sometimes.
I laugh a lot and get very giddy like a child. I laugh at my own jokes too . Oops!

Sag_Stellium what you said about people making sarcastic remarks and them going over your head...true for me too. I prefer being oblivious to it though. I'm sure it annoys the hell out of people. And I'm sharp tongued enough to make up for it at other times.

I have quite a dark sense of humour (maybe my planets in the 8th contribute?) I love a mean joke even if it's at my expense.

I would say though that I'm a more serious Sag than the typical stereotype.
My chart ruler is Saturn and it's unaspected in 9th house (sag's home) and ruled by serious sign of Scorpio. I have Moon and other planets conj in 8th house too so again it all takes away from the lighter side of Sag.

posted May 08, 2014 05:32 AM            

I came too late to the thread so I can't say any more you've all said it!

Though I'll just add I'm glad I'm me and not the one that has to deal with me. LOL!

posted May 08, 2014 09:34 AM            

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Originally posted by Selenite:
OMG I just logged on again and saw your post from the other thread and was wondering where the Sag Club was. YAY.
I got some sag sun with some sag mercury and jupiter.

The silliness is ridiculous. Then again I have aries moon and leo rising.. IT'S A LOT TO HANDLE I need a lot of herbal tea hehe

Anyways, yay sags!

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posted May 08, 2014 02:00 PM            

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Originally posted by sag_stellium:

I accidentally insult my loved ones and not so loved ones on a regular basis. "Was your nose broken or were you born that way?" Somehow I was still asked for a second date.

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#Death

Well, I've said some pretty inappropriate things that people cringe at. But it's only in retrospect that I realize the error of my ways.

My boyfriend, in particular, winces at some of my comments lol. He is Libra Sun/Asc in Libra and so, he is all about putting the best foot forward.

posted May 08, 2014 03:40 PM            

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Originally posted by ariestaurus:
Ooh, I'm Sag sun with Aries Moon, too!! Wooo!

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Oooh cool!! What houses?
Do u have any harsh moon aspects?

I got moon sq neptune
moon sq uranus
moon quincunx pluto

moon in 9th and sun in 5th..

posted May 08, 2014 03:46 PM            

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Originally posted by LucieLemonade:

Though I'll just add I'm glad I'm me and not the one that has to deal with me. LOL!

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Ditto. I can see how we seem unemotional and basically unconcerned. Totally wrong tho! Usually I'm well aware of harsh reality, I just choose not to focus on it! It's kind of a compulsion where I don't want to attract negative energy, so I run far far away from it.

It's kinda like, 'Oh, you're in a pissy mood? Okay, see ya later!'

posted May 08, 2014 07:56 PM            

But my virgo moon makes me an odd saggy, I'm quiet. His moon is pisces so he's quiet to.

My Venus conjunct Pluto makes me really intense for a saggy.
He has scorp Venus....awwwwww, finally I found a normal person, or at least he's weird in all the ways I'm weird, so he seems normal to me!!

posted May 08, 2014 08:10 PM            

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Originally posted by Selenite:

I love this thread I always feel so misunderstood! It's like people that don't know me are either scared of me or think I'm an air head! Haha

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posted May 09, 2014 12:40 PM            

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Originally posted by sag_stellium:
Aww Gabby, yay! I'm happy for you It's great that he has intense aspects like you. That's what I seek in a guy as well.

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Thank you! It's good to know there are ppl out there that can match us even if we do have some less than easy aspects to deal with in our charts!