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posted May 15, 2014 06:05 PM            

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Mars in 12th house

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HAHAHA this is my s.o. in a nutshell hahaha

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posted May 15, 2014 06:09 PM            

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Strangers reaction to a Scorpio ascendant/Pluto in 1st.

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posted May 15, 2014 06:17 PM            

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Jupiter in 1st

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posted May 15, 2014 06:21 PM            

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Mercury square Neptune

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posted May 15, 2014 06:25 PM            

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Pluto in 3rd/mercury in Scorpio

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posted May 15, 2014 06:32 PM            

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Mercury square Uranus/Uranus in 3rd

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posted May 15, 2014 06:44 PM            

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Pluto/mars synastry

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posted May 15, 2014 06:49 PM            

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Originally posted by NeptunianSag:
Pluto/mars synastry

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But it can also be "rip your clothes off and use my nails on your skin" hot This one drives me wild.

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posted May 15, 2014 06:51 PM            

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Venus/Pluto square

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posted May 15, 2014 07:03 PM            

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Mars square/conjunct MC

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posted May 15, 2014 07:07 PM            

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Neptune opposite MC

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posted May 15, 2014 07:12 PM            

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How about some stelliums? Here's how my party talks.

Sun Uranus: "I'm too unique to live normally like the rest of those boring folks. I'm special."
Mercury Uranus: "I mean look at how many languages I speak, how much brilliance pops out of my mind spontaneously, etc. How much BS I can pump when I get into ridiculous situations. So what if I go off on 15 tangents?"
Sun Saturn: "But life is hard. We have to struggle through pain and misery."
Saturn to Uranus: "You know that right? Life is hard? "
Uranus: "Um can we at least go off on a unique difficult life like, idk, Siberia?"
Sun Eros: "Can we at least have some gooooood times while we're living this hard life in Siberia? They have boys there right? "
Mercury Eros: "Dirty talk! Role play!"
Eros Saturn: "Nooooo. Pick the right person to have fun with. You can't just do it with anyone. There are dangerous consequences to pleasure."
Sun-Casanova: "But I kinda want to be a playboy!"
Saturn: *slaps sun* "You're a girl, not a boy. Don't you know there are names they call girls who do that?"
Mercury Uranus: *grins and tells everyone about sex life with no shame.*
Mercury Saturn: "I need more lessons keeping thoughts in control."

*Saturn sends inner planets into detention.*

Uranus: *baffled*... "Hey Mercury and Sun, where'd y'all go? I wanted to go do some funnnn things."

Silence.

Meanwhile, in detention:
Saturn: *smh* "how am I going to keep all these planets and asteroids in check if they're constantly misbehaving? Don't they know life is hard? I'm going to punish them. I know! I'm going to tell them they suck until that's all they know. It's for the best."

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posted May 15, 2014 07:20 PM            

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Aqua Venus in 8th house

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posted May 15, 2014 07:53 PM            

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Mercury quincunx Saturn

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posted May 15, 2014 09:17 PM            

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Venus in Taurus: "I'm like so totally hot! Oh ya...my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzSgz3R8oso

Pluto in Scorpio: "Who cares? We're all slowly rotting away into skeletons anyway, you superficial two-faced cow" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BR4yQFZK9YM&feature=kp

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posted May 16, 2014 01:00 AM            

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Originally posted by NeptunianSag:
Mercury square Uranus/Uranus in 3rd

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This is a good one, I actually have both of these, going mad any day now

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posted May 16, 2014 01:03 AM            

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Originally posted by NeptunianSag:
Mars square/conjunct MC

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Hilarious! That's one strong man panda

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posted May 16, 2014 01:26 AM            

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Originally posted by NeptunianSag:
Neptune opposite MC

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wow! good one

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posted May 16, 2014 01:41 AM            

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[QUOTE]Originally posted by ShineYourLight:

Mars square Moon

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posted May 16, 2014 03:41 AM            

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Neptune opposite mc

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posted May 16, 2014 06:35 AM            

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This made made me laugh out loud.

Uranus in first.

Love this thread

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posted May 16, 2014 11:04 AM            

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Sun/Mars square Saturn synastry:

Mars-Uranus harsh aspects synastry:

Afflicted Mercury in Libra:

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posted May 16, 2014 03:08 PM            

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Venus conjunct Saturn

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posted May 16, 2014 03:13 PM            

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Another mercury square Neptune

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posted May 16, 2014 03:16 PM            

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Mercury square mars synastry

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