posted May 21, 2014 01:06 AM
I'm going to have an emotional breakdown and post this anyway. I was looking forward to it and put a different spin on this thread. My Aqua friend's humor. It's so awesome! Well I think so. He cracks me up. (Aqua sun Taurus moon)
One thing to know about him is he has some kind of birth defect. His face is lazy on one side, so he has a droopy eye and crooked smile. One ear is very tiny and he is deaf in that ear.
Tonight he told me this story about at his old job the boss got them all radios - the headset kind and used to talk to each other. The boss told them to let him know if they don't work. So the boss came up to him and asked him. Aqua said, "Mine doesn't work." Boss - "Oh what's wrong with it?" Aqua - "It only works on one side." The boss actually got almost all the way back to the store before he realized he'd just been taken. LOL
Another time, at my work. The bathrooms have sensors on the sink that turn the water on but they are located weird so you actually have to wave out of the path of the water for a second to get it to come on. Aqua went in there and the whole time this temp worker was trying to get the water to come on. So when Aqua was done, he walked up and waved his hand but at the same time, Leaned down and said, "Water". So then he left and stood outside the bathroom and could hear the other guy in there saying, "Water... water... WATER!"
One more, but I have a ton!
One day, we were talking and he says, "Hey, have you ever seen a bohemian ruler?"
Confused, I said, "No."
Aqua - "Come on I'll show you!"
He started walking VERY briskly around the machine as if excited to show me. I followed him and we started to come back to where we started. Then I said out loud, "Waaaaaaait a minute!!" and started laughing! He started laughing with me.
He was just going to walk me around in circles until I noticed. I guess he does that at his house when people come over. I guess he's going multiple laps from people before they caught on.
Well I think that stuff's funny! Hahaha