posted June 20, 2014 05:49 AM
This actually went down like this yesterday. Aries the Car Mechanic-you are a Leo, right?
Cancer the Amateur Astrologer-no but I DO have my moon in the 5th house and Mars conj Ascendant so I am very "fiery".
Aries the Car Mechanic-o.O what? anyway....I can ONLY talk to Leos.
Cancer the Amateur Astrologer-I see. What is your DOB?
Aries the Car Mechanic-*hands it over suspiciously*
Cancer the Amateur Astrologer-AHA!! You have Venus and Mercury in Pisces!! THAT'S why we can communicate well!! You see, I have a Pisces descendant with Neptune retrograde in the 4th house, which is a water house by the way, and....bla bla bla and then when all planets progressed into the 12th house and Neptune is in the 3rd house.....plus bla bla bla....and also bla bla *proud and smiles big*
Aries the Car Mechanic-wtf is wrong with you!!?
It was great!