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Ami Anne
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posted November 09, 2014 08:04 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ami Anne     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Aries

Speeding

Taurus

Low level money theft at the bank in which he works. He puts the money in his hidden box of chocolate Ding Dongs.

Gemini

Brought in for questioning about the love triangle which she instigated. Talks her way out of all charges.

Cancer

Stuffing her purse at the All You Can Eat Buffet.

Leo

Reckless driving due to checking himself out in the rear view mirror.

Virgo

No criminal record.

Libra

Buying an original Dior gown to wear for one night and returning it the next day.

Scorpio

Shot by an angry husband when found in bed with his wife.

Sagittarius

Non payment of child support.

Capricorn

Heads the white collar crime division at the Jones and Son Accounting Agency.

Aquarius

Professing love for the poor while she pockets donations.

Pisces

Pot

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posted November 09, 2014 08:36 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for ikja     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Guilty of the Gemini crime.
YEARS ago though lol.

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posted November 09, 2014 08:47 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for libran_dream     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Hilarious! Loved this.

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Ami Anne
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posted November 09, 2014 08:57 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ami Anne     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by libran_dream:
Hilarious! Loved this.


Thank you

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mmoni_carlo
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posted November 09, 2014 10:12 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for mmoni_carlo     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Hahahahaa the capricorn one.. That's my dad.

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posted November 09, 2014 12:21 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ami Anne     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by mmoni_carlo:
Hahahahaa the capricorn one.. That's my dad.



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posted November 09, 2014 12:50 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for FayeMaye     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I'm a minor so I don't have a car license, but I can defiently relate to the leo one. Lol.

My dad has Gemini HAHAHA

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posted November 09, 2014 01:30 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Faith     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by Ami Anne:
Capricorn

Heads the white collar crime division at the Jones and Son Accounting Agency.


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posted November 09, 2014 01:46 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Kibriana     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

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Ami Anne
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posted November 09, 2014 01:56 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ami Anne     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I just wrote a new article --Books for the Signs but I will give you a rest before I put it up

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posted November 09, 2014 07:00 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for orocairion     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
While I don't have kids, as a Sag, I do have issues paying debts.

Not because I don't have the money, but because I forget I have them...

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posted November 09, 2014 08:38 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ami Anne     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by orocairion:
While I don't have kids, as a Sag, I do have issues paying debts.

Not because I don't have the money, but because I forget I have them...


Yes, Gemini can be the same way LOL

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posted November 09, 2014 08:51 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for florence     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

Libra made me laugh because whilst my mum has never done that there have been actually a lot of instances where she's been sent extra goods that she wasn't charged for and then returned them, conscience free. Not quite the same but related

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posted November 10, 2014 01:44 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for GypseeWind     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
My brother got in trouble for not paying his child support, he's not a sag though, he's a do double virgo/ cappy moon. sag would probably sooner get a citation for drunk and disorderly!

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posted November 10, 2014 02:15 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for wheresthemoon     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Had to share...I'm an Aries. I saw this earlier and tonight I got pulled over for speeding😄 no ticket, thank goodness

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posted November 10, 2014 05:26 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for olgatheo     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
True for Leo ! I honestly have given up repairing my car!

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posted November 10, 2014 07:44 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ami Anne     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by olgatheo:
True for Leo ! I honestly have given up repairing my car!

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posted November 10, 2014 07:45 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ami Anne     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by wheresthemoon:
Had to share...I'm an Aries. I saw this earlier and tonight I got pulled over for speeding😄 no ticket, thank goodness


Wow Glad for no ticket LOL

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posted November 10, 2014 07:45 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ami Anne     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by GypseeWind:
My brother got in trouble for not paying his child support, he's not a sag though, he's a do double virgo/ cappy moon. sag would probably sooner get a citation for drunk and disorderly!


You got a good point on that, Gypsee LOL

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posted November 10, 2014 07:46 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ami Anne     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by FayeMaye:
I'm a minor so I don't have a car license, but I can defiently relate to the leo one. Lol.

My dad has Gemini HAHAHA




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Originally posted by florence:

Libra made me laugh because whilst my mum has never done that there have been actually a lot of instances where she's been sent extra goods that she wasn't charged for and then returned them, conscience free. Not quite the same but related



Yea!

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Lol pretty good. Perhaps, Pisces sells pot recreationally and Virgo sells it illegally to people who need it medically but don't have access to it.

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posted November 10, 2014 08:42 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for hypatia238     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
haha

Virgo is the one that would sell vitamins illegally if they were ever to become illegal to buy without a prescription, something which has been attempted before.

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okay okay okay I have one more....perhaps a Virgo doctor is more likey to engage in euthanasia illegally if patient requests it.

Or is that more a Pisces Scorpio thing? Perhaps a combo of all virgo, pisces, and scorpio for this one.

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posted November 10, 2014 08:53 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ami Anne     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Lol pretty good. Perhaps, Pisces sells pot recreationally and Virgo sells it illegally to people who need it medically but don't have access to it.

Yea, perfect

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