posted December 27, 2014 08:26 PM            

Example:

Moon: I`m popular! Though some aren`t as warm to me as others. Like Venus. I totally think she`s jelly over the fact Mars likes me better along with Uranus and Neptune. They won`t even work with her much. Though she isn`t as bad as Pluto, he freaking wants me in the dungeon! I am against everything that he stands for,eww. No hugs for him or cookies!
Saturn is just mean old man who wants me to less huggy and snuggly and more [Tyrannical Dictator] serious.

Moon: Oh and I have this odd relationship with this girl names Agol. I write her letters in star prison and she keeps sending me pictures of decapiated heads. I think she needs hug thearpy and her hands sat on. :/

posted December 27, 2014 09:14 PM            

I was thinking of this today when trying to make a tag line

Taurus sun: I'm boring
Merc opp pluto: and yet, never bored
Sag moon: bored
Scorpio asc: why not act mysterious
Uranus conj asc: :P :/ :Q :&

posted December 27, 2014 10:26 PM            

quote:

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Originally posted by SirHorns:
Sure. Think of it as a way to explain parts of your chart without telling your life story~

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posted December 28, 2014 12:53 AM            

Taurus sun :They say im boring. I just like to be calm. I like to always be in my comfort zone. Don't try to drag me out of it.

Moon in pisces : ahhh....sooo much sedentarity. Okay! You want to stay there? I will travel. Dont need to move your physical body to travel, you know? I will bring mars in pisces. He understands me. We're all spirits in a physical world trying to elevate ourselves to our best potential!!!!! See you in another life, taurus!

Venus in aries : Bla bla bla! Shut the **** up moon in pisces. Why am i trap with those pu*****. I want to scream!! to laugh!! I want to be loved. Let me live my youth! You think to much!!

Mars in pisces : *So much hostility. I will just ignore and act like i never heard anything* *peeeaaace*

Rising scorpio : Are you really gonna ignore this? He disrespects you! I will keep it in mind for you. This child cannot have our trust. Never he will learn. Too much impulsivity. And Dear taurus sun....if you think you'll stay in your comfort zone....prepare yourself. I will bring you the worst of your psyche. The comfort doesnt exist in my world. Stronger you will be. You'll thank me later.

posted December 28, 2014 01:46 AM            

I'll try but they are hard to blend, they're more like separate personalities

Sun in Sag wakes up. "What a nice day." She says. It's thundering outside. She makes breakfast and knocks the entire coffee maker off the counter as she reaches for the piece of burnt toast that got trapped in the toaster. She burns her hand and remembers reading that pain is an illusion anyway. "Life's a beach." She laughs.

Aries Moon is awakened by the smell of coffee. She is unaffected by the glass on the floor. "Did someone say beach? Let's go on an adventure RIGHT NOW. We're wasting our lives doing boring things!!" She says.

Moon Sq. Uranus appears out of nowhere. "Let's try to Kayak from a suburban canal to the beach at 3am on LSD and call our friends from a pay phone to pick us up in the morning. It will be a funny surprise." She smiles.

Moon Sq. Neptune likes this. She seems to snap out of her perpetual daydream. "That sounds magical." She says.

Sag Sun is happy with how this day is going, "We'll definitely be okay. We just will. It's even cool if we die, no worries."

"Right." Moon Sq. Neptune says. "It's about time we lose ourselves anyway. On every level. We've been pretending to be participants of this world for far too long."

Mars in Virgo is so used to living with these people that this idea seems relatively reasonable. "You should bring ziploc bags with your wallet and phone just in case. And maybe some crystals for protection." She goes back to reading about the nutritional value of pomegranates.

Meanwhile Venus in Scorpio comes out of a long, fitful slumber. She appears to be calm and collected. "MY SOUL IS DYING." she says to Moon sq. Neptune, looking deeply into her eyes so as to be adequately understood. She begins to screech like a banshee, convulse rapidly and vomit black blood. "It's okay," Moon/Neptune says, "let's escape into a vortex together and isolate ourselves from reality until your soulmate sees the light, it will all be so romantic." The two disappear for weeks.