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Topic: Pick Up Lines From The Signs
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Ami Anne
Moderator Posts: 60480
From: Pluto/house next to NickiG
Registered: Sep 2010
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posted March 07, 2015 03:41 PM
  
Pick Up Lines From The SignsAries—- I am Fred Flinstone. Will you be Wilma? Taurus-—-Ever seen the Tom Jones food scene? Gemini-—-Can we talk? Cancer—-You look better than homemade split pea soup. Leo-—I may be gorgeous, but you are pretty enough to be with me. Virgo—-Have you been tested? Libra-— Is that a real Rolex? Scorpio-—-No words. The stare is sufficient. Sagittarius-—Hey Bud. You busy? Capricorn–- Is that Porsche yours, for REAL? Aquarius-–I can do anything better than you but if you are down for that, want to go out? Pisces-– Let’s go to the beach. I have some red wine and a blanket in my Jeep ------------------
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lalalinda
Moderator Posts: 4243
From: nevada
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted March 08, 2015 04:12 PM
I don't know but the first time I ever heard
"do you want to get lucky" I laughed so hard
(it was coming from a very skinny, geeky, FUNNY guy) I was tickled.He may have gotten lucky, I don't remember
but I've never forgotten (the old) line.  How about you Ami dear?
anything ever work on you? ------------------
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Ami Anne
Moderator Posts: 60480
From: Pluto/house next to NickiG
Registered: Sep 2010
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posted March 08, 2015 06:19 PM
Hi LalaI saw a pic of you on FB and you are GORGEOUS, so I think all these lines were tried on you.
For me, I guess I am too embarrassed to say 
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lalalinda
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From: nevada
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted March 08, 2015 10:52 PM
Ah you're too sweet Ami  Here's another one
(I didn't fall for all of them) "I can't get you pregnant if I'm drunk" What?!! That is absolutely NOT TRUE and wouldn't you know
a Gemini  said that to me.
Ol good time Charlie Come on I'm sharing, share too.
(I promise not to laugh) too loud. 
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Ami Anne
Moderator Posts: 60480
From: Pluto/house next to NickiG
Registered: Sep 2010
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posted March 08, 2015 11:30 PM
I shouldn't be like this but you can't help your likes, I guess. I like a guy who really swears  ------------------
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lalalinda
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From: nevada
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted March 08, 2015 11:39 PM
Oh a naughty boy  such fun ------------------
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Ami Anne
Moderator Posts: 60480
From: Pluto/house next to NickiG
Registered: Sep 2010
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posted March 08, 2015 11:49 PM
quote:
Originally posted by lalalinda:
Oh a naughty boy such fun
Yes  ------------------
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Randall
Webmaster Posts: 50901
From: Saturn next to Charmaine
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted March 10, 2015 11:06 PM
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AngaCrowley
Knowflake Posts: 40
From: Baltimore, MD
Registered: Feb 2015
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posted March 11, 2015 04:52 AM
Im a capricorn sun, couldnt care less about a Porsche. Maybe if theyre a real master at driving it ... well, I might be quite impressed by that, because mastery is hawt. it's the mastery of the horsepower before the carriage  (Im completely aware of just how bad that pun was.) IP: Logged |
Ami Anne
Moderator Posts: 60480
From: Pluto/house next to NickiG
Registered: Sep 2010
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posted March 11, 2015 08:42 AM
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lalalinda
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From: nevada
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted March 11, 2015 01:06 PM
Hello AngaCrowley! Welcome to LL  ------------------
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