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appleberry
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posted April 03, 2015 11:30 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for appleberry     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Just wanted to start a thread - that people could share funny stuff they've read about astrology, funny explanations, or just anything astrology related (even cartoons) that have made you laugh!!

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Thanks everyone for contributing! Lots of funny stuff below :-)

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appleberry
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posted April 03, 2015 11:36 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for appleberry     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

In love, Sagittarius is... a clumsy fool. Once they fall for you, they might quite literally, fall down...

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posted April 03, 2015 11:52 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for appleberry     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
The signs at a party...

"The party finally starts when Gemini finally walks in. They took too long getting ready because they wanted to look good for Libra, who was already busy flirting with Sagittarius. The music was blasting and Capricorn was playing DJ, of course. Cancer wanted to start dancing, but was too afraid that their crush Pisces would see. However, Aries didn't mind all that attention and tried to outshine Leo who was dancing on the table. Virgo was starting to wonder why they even came, they waited all night for the attention of Taurus, who accidentally got locked in the bathroom. Aquarius was just glad they were already drunk because watching Scorpio try to get with everybody was even more hilarious..."

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posted April 04, 2015 12:18 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Stawr     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
^haha that was awesome!

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lalalinda
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posted April 04, 2015 01:08 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for lalalinda     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
appleberry

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"There ain't no revolution, only evolution, but every time I'm in Georgia I 'eat a peach' for peace." Duane Allman

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Peluches
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posted April 04, 2015 06:16 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Peluches     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Appleberry

The Zodiac Signs In A Plane Crash (not mine)

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Peluches
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posted April 04, 2015 06:18 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Peluches     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

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posted April 04, 2015 06:19 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Peluches     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Gem and Libra are so true And Sag was hilarious !

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posted April 04, 2015 06:25 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Peluches     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
... Aaand the Libra meme I made a while ago.

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tgem
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posted April 04, 2015 07:09 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for tgem     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Soooooo funny Appleberry!!!! BAM...right in point ROFL

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OnTheOtherHand
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posted April 04, 2015 09:36 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for OnTheOtherHand     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Peluches that is me to a 'T' also...brilliant. I needed that laugh today 😆

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posted April 04, 2015 10:56 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for PixieJane     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Those images!

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posted April 04, 2015 11:26 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Eirlys     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
LEO and Sag 100% truth!

Love this

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It's my Pisces Moon. ☆☾

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appleberry
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posted April 04, 2015 05:10 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for appleberry     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Thank you all for joining me in my giggles!
Those were some fantastic adds above!!

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appleberry
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posted April 04, 2015 10:57 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for appleberry     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

This is harsh (brace yourself) but funny...


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Gabby
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posted April 04, 2015 10:59 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Gabby     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by appleberry:

In love, Sagittarius is... a clumsy fool. Once they fall for you, they might quite literally, fall down...


Unfortunately, that's true!

Saggy stellium sun/merc/nep

Saggy dying on a plane is to funny...that's exactly what I'd be saying to!

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posted April 05, 2015 10:12 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Stawr     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Astrology 101: How To Spot Each Sign When Theyre Drunk http://www.thefrisky.com/2013-08-30/astrology-101-how-to-spot-each-sign-when-theyre-drunk/?utm_source=sc-fb&utm_medium=ref&utm_campaign=astrology-drunk

Aries (March 21st-April 19th): When Aries drinks, they get even louder and more fiery than they usually are. Look for them dancing on tables or starting fights with random people who looked at their friend wrong.

Taurus (April 20th-May 20th): After a few too many glasses of fine wine (hello, only the best for a Taurus!), Taureans will feel an uncontrollable urge to get cozy and comfortable, which could cause them to take off their pants and/or head to bed for a nap.

Gemini (May 21st-June 20th): If you think sober Gemini is chatty, youve obviously never met a drunk Gemini. Even Gems who are naturally a bit shy open up A LOT with the assistance of a few cocktails.

Cancer (June 21st-July 22nd): Drunk Cancers excel at what we like to call the two Cs: crying and cuddling. Often simultaneously. Sometimes with strangers.

Leo (July 23rd-August 22nd): Any dormant emotions are going to come out when Leo imbibes, so be ready for tears and/or dramatic professions of love. After that theyll put on the most entertaining karaoke performance youll ever see.

Virgo (August 23rd-September 22nd): A little liquid courage helps Virgo shed their self-conscious shell and tends to make them super chatty and social. Theyll also want to introduce you to all their friendsover and over and over again.

Libra (September 23rd-October 22nd): You know the person whos hugging everyone and saying, I just really love you guys to people theyve never met? Thats a drunk Libra right there.

Scorpio (October 23rd-November 21st): Sloshed Scorpio can usually be found doing one of 3 things: cornering someone at a party to discuss the meaning of life, tearfully drunk-dialing their ex-boyfriend to ask where they went wrong, or having sex.

Sagittarius (November 22nd-December 21st): For a drunk Sagittarian, everything is a competition. Youll find them trying to out-drink their sorority sisters or organizing a sloppy arm-wrestling tournament in the corner of the bar.

Capricorn (December 22nd-January 19th): Get ready for a massive spilling of confessions and secrets: when Capricorns get drunk, they let out everything their normally controlled sober selves keep tightly under wraps.

Aquarius (January 20th-February 18th): When Aquarians get crunk, they board a one-way train to flirt city. Find them charming the hot bartender and collecting phone numbers with the same giddy fervor as your grandma collecting cat figurines.

Pisces (February 19th-March 20th): Pisces is the epitome of a happy drunk. Theyre laughing, smiling, and bursting with joyful, loving energy. Spend a few minutes chatting with a drunk Pisces and youll be saying, Damn, Ill have what shes having!

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Peluches
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posted April 05, 2015 02:10 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Peluches     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
These are hilarious !

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