posted May 28, 2015 10:26 PM            

You drive 5 hours home from California to Nevada only to discover you have to drive back again because you forgot your Meds.

posted May 29, 2015 07:07 PM            

I FINALLY found a song that I've been craving to listen to didn't know the name or artist. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wm4ScnLFcGg

posted May 29, 2015 08:13 PM            

When there's miscommunication between staff and customers resulting in a million messed up bills.

posted May 31, 2015 12:58 AM            

I have one of the Disney channels on for background noise and this is what I just heard on an episode of the Phineas and Ferb cartoon, called "Operation Crumb Cake"...

quote:

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♪ Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated! ♪
(Perry walks in)

Doofenshmirtz: Oh, hello, Perry the Platypus. Could you be a sport and shut the door? It gets really drafty in here. Give it a good slam. Sometimes it sticks.

(Perry falls for Doofenshmirtz's trap)

Doofenshmirtz: Ha ha! Betcha never dreamt you'd get caught in a dream catcher. Actually, Norm made that this morning. Who knew he was so crafty? Anyway, my astrologer believes that when Mercury is in retrograde, anything can go wrong and usually does. And, you know, she's always right, she has dark hair and bangs, and you know, as it turns out, Mercury has been in retrograde all summer. No wonder my evil schemes keep failing! And that is why I invented the Un-retrograde-inator! You know, to reverse my bad luck. And I know that Unretrograde is sort of a double negative. It sounds like I'm making Mercury go forwards but I'm actually sending it backwards from going backwards which happens to look forward but it isn't. You know what? Basically, it's a Reverse-inator but... Unretrograde-inator! It sounded more astrology-y. Look. You know, I'll just show you how it works. Oh Norm! Could you come over here for a moment?

Norm: I'm almost finished cleaning up your mid-morning piñata, sir.

Doofenshmirtz: Yeah yeah. Qué bueno, Norm. Now, just stand right there.

Norm: Oki-dokie. (gets zapped by the -inator) Oh my! I have a sudden urge to dump your piñata pieces back on the floor.

Doofenshmirtz: It works!

Norm: Now, I'm going to push the giblets back into the chicken.

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posted May 31, 2015 01:23 AM            

Thanks for sharing!

posted May 31, 2015 06:51 AM            

- The above scenario happened 3 times this week!

- When you cannot plug your phone charger to your computer otherwise your computer screen goes black.

- You try to reach someone who had called you earlier, but for some reason, they're unavailable ALL afternoon.

posted May 31, 2015 11:15 PM            

I WAS SO MAD!!

posted June 01, 2015 11:45 AM            

I feel as if my life has exactly the same problems as it did 2 years ago. It's scary.

posted June 10, 2015 12:05 AM            

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Originally posted by Selenite:
When it's 4am and you're about ready to leave to your long-awaited trip to Mexico and your boyfriend realizes your passport expired last month.

When your laptop crashes during an important cram session the night before your last final.

When you're moving out of your dorm 2 hrs before your flight to Mexico and there are no more trash bags and nothing is open so you get creative. Then you realize you have to leave some things behind because of suitcase space and your Cancer roommate is in a bad mood so he tells you he can't watch it even though he'll be there.

When you have an opportunity to go get your stuff since you had to change your flight, and you realize you can't get back in the building because you checked out the keys.

When your best friend is visiting for the week you leave for vacation

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When you FAINT from 72 hrs of partying without enough food (stupid) and fall flat on your chin, get a concussion, and have to get stitches.

Then the next night you take a bit of some yummy cake and CRUNCH! - a big chunk of your tooth falls off in your cake because it had been cracked during the fall.

posted June 10, 2015 02:50 AM            

I was like," Yah, of course."

I'm a bartender. Ten minutes later, I accidentally mixed up two customers' credit cards (I'VE NEVER in my over six years of bartending have done this...) It took almost thirty minutes for me to rectify the situation on a busy Saturday night.

*sigh*

posted June 10, 2015 07:18 AM            

When I arrive at work my boss says a parking inspector tries to give him a ticket as he is moving his car so he does a u-turn and immediately gets pulled over by the police who want to fine him for doing a u-turn while the parking inspector is simultaneously trying to issue him a fine.

posted June 10, 2015 07:29 AM            

When you also leave the laundry in the washing machine for over a day, only to find it a bit smelly from neglect, plus mixed with some red bathmats you didn't notice were already in there when you put the washing in!

posted June 10, 2015 07:35 AM            

quote:

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Originally posted by lvASTRO:
My buddy at work told me, "Hey, you know it's Mercury rx, right?"

I was like," Yah, of course."

I'm a bartender. Ten minutes later, I accidentally mixed up two customers' credit cards (I'VE NEVER in my over six years of bartending have done this...) It took almost thirty minutes for me to rectify the situation on a busy Saturday night.

*sigh*

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*ugh*

That's the worst--and on a Saturday night of all nights.

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