posted July 27, 2015 10:23 AM            

Keep in mind, I don't want this thread to be a bashing thread, but I want it to be what's ever on your mind or opinion.

I'll go first!!

Libra moons can be so flaky and flip flop without knowing. They also can sometimes try to be the mediator, but just makes things sometimes worst,but I don't think they can help this though since they see both sides.

Capricorn moons can be so rude and cynical for no reason, but they can get some work done, though!

Aries moon can be the most impatient, but also the sweetest with some ppl that are nice to them.

Cancers and cancer moons can be so loyal to family members that can take advantage of them sometimes.

I usually see Scorpios friends or married to cancers or vice versa.

Pisces no more than what they put on to the eye.

posted July 27, 2015 06:12 PM            

A Sag takes a Libra on a date to this great new restaurant he heard about. The restaurant's claim to fame is that they have the world's largest menu selections. Every dish from around the world is on the menu. The couple is seated, and the menus are brought to the table.

posted July 27, 2015 06:36 PM            

Mercury in Water isn't very.. Intelligent.

posted July 27, 2015 06:56 PM            

Your Pisces Moon bf:

posted July 27, 2015 07:09 PM            

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posted July 27, 2015 07:10 PM            

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Originally posted by Odette:
You go to the corner store...

Your Pisces Moon bf:

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posted July 27, 2015 07:33 PM            

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Originally posted by athenegoddess:
Men who have Mars in a water or earth (except for Scorpio) usually aren't very well endowed.

Mercury in Water isn't very.. Intelligent.

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posted July 27, 2015 08:07 PM            

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Men who have Mars in a water or earth (except for Scorpio) usually aren't very well endowed.

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posted July 27, 2015 08:35 PM            

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Originally posted by Gemini Blues:
Like this?

A Sag takes a Libra on a date to this great new restaurant he heard about. The restaurant's claim to fame is that they have the world's largest menu selections. Every dish from around the world is on the menu. The couple is seated, and the menus are brought to the table.

Days later, the couple is found dead of starvation, menus found still in their hands...

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posted July 27, 2015 08:36 PM            

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Originally posted by Ami Anne:
I love this thread

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posted July 27, 2015 08:38 PM            

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Originally posted by Choc:
Lies and fallacies
[QUOTE]Men who have Mars in a water or earth (except for Scorpio) usually aren't very well endowed.

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posted July 27, 2015 09:06 PM            

Taurus is dull-minded, greedy and lazy

Geminis don't know their left from their right..so naive

Cancers need to be thrown in a pot of boiling water and served with butter. We don't care about your feelings bruh..

A perfect throne for a Leo will always be an electric chair. Funny thing is you KNOW its an electric chair..

Virgos are so judgmental and petty that they always end up falling into their own traps. God forbid they ever find a mirror to look at...

Libras are always hopeless and never satisfied lol

Scorpios need a reality check. Go cry yourself a river and drown in it..

I hope every Sagittarius trips and falls off a cliff since they're constantly running their mouth.

Capricorns....you'll never be popular or accepted....give it up

Aquarius.....you're wrong. You've always been wrong, and you'll never be right.

Pisces..............................................:-/

posted July 27, 2015 09:23 PM            

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Originally posted by NYCdodger:
Capricorns....you'll never be popular or accepted....give it up

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posted July 27, 2015 09:32 PM            

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Originally posted by NYCdodger:
Pisces..............................................:-/

I hope this is cruel enough lol

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That was brilliant, Pisces can always imagine a worse diss at themselves than you ever could come up with on your own, and if they can imagine it then it really happened!

Of course I know this is intended to mock/parody LL tendency to bash signs and placements (especially those that someone they don't like happen to share).

posted July 27, 2015 09:33 PM            

Aries: loud mouth egotists, but fun to trip (especially if they're on crutches). Unless after a cheap slapstick laugh then avoid at all cost.

Taurus: Stubborn to a fault, will steal your food if you leave it unattended and sniff your underclothes if they think they can get away with it. Good to unleash in china shops for a laugh and to send to people you don't like who haven't learned to guard their food and underwear but otherwise avoid at all cost.

Gemini: Meaningless jibber jabber who talk so much meaningless **** that it's like their faces are farting (the more annoying ones will snap their fingers at you at the same time) and will narrate the hell out of life with offhand judgments ("I think I see 3 flies, you obviously need a screen door...***** "). Unless you're looking for a trashy talk show host then avoid at all cost.

Cancer: Sucks thumb. Will hide from the cruel world behind you if you allow it but then give you the silent treatment. Tend to catch crabs so be careful sleeping with them. Unless you need a good cook then avoid at all cost.

Leo: Arrogant ***** . I'd say more but that would be giving them more attention than they deserve. But the look on their faces when they get a pie or tomato in the face is worth it (slingshots and guns can be fun to use on them, too). Unless needing human target practice then avoid at all cost.

Virgo: repressed, self-righteous twits who even clean their own soap. Unless you're looking for a nanny to torment your kids with then avoid at all cost.

Libra: Those aren't scales, those are the faces they switch between. Not sure if the women really do tend strongly to bisexuality and men to outright homosexuality or if they simply figured they can use their mouths for something other than words to get their way. Unless you're looking for a ***** skilled with his/her mouth then avoid at all cost.

Scorpio: Gods, their incessant whining never ceases, even the Crabs and Fishes are made of sterner stuff. Of course their fragility makes them overcompensate so they try to come off as tougher and meaner than they are. They can be fun to torment for this reason, but secretly of course to maximize their innate paranoia. Unless looking to sadistically torment someone who richly deserves it even more than the other signs then avoid at all cost.

Sagittarius: These people think they're funny when they're not. And travel? More like running from responsibility which they will never accept. Keep them away from horses, otherwise they can make even the perverted Libra and Scorpio blush. They make good scapegoats, however, everyone instinctively blames them for everything, and more often than not they deserve it. Unless looking for a scapegoat for your own **** up, however, then avoid at all cost.

Capricorn: these greedy perverts can be fun because they expected you to exploit and abuse them in the first place and will overlook what a complete mess you are if you've got enough money and influence, but better do onto them before they do onto you. These people suck on stage, especially in magic acts (with the notable exception of putting them in a box with all the money from the ticket sales in which case the Cappie and the money will never be seen again, and nobody has yet figured out how they do it). If these people have less status then you then using and abusing them is fine but otherwise avoid at all cost.

Aquarius: They say they want a better world but what they mean is a better world for them at your expense. They also tend to not be swayed by emotional manipulation which is really annoying. Unless your computer freezes up and your clicking your mouse a hundred times doesn't seem to do the trick (unlike you they're not a complete moron when it comes to technology and might just be able to help you out here assuming you can resist strangling them before they fix the problem) then avoid at all cost.

Pisces: These people put pyramids over their heads to make them smarter which goes to show just how hopeless they all are. And the only way to win their love is not to love them, but should you love them then they'll dump you for someone who will treat them bad because they're not happy unless they're crying in misery (almost as bad as the Scorpio, though not quite). Unless you just want to vent some aggression by drowning someone who richly deserves it then avoid at all cost.

posted July 27, 2015 09:43 PM            

I'm also amazed at how many feel they're so rare or even alone when they're not and seek in astrology why they're like most others around them regardless of their sign and placements.

posted July 27, 2015 09:54 PM            

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But in all seriousness all signs have their good and bad manifestations (and good and bad days). However, ([b]here's the unpopular opinion) if you consistently have a problem with one sign or placement every time you run into it then I think that the problem is with you (and probably your chart) rather than they're without redeeming value as many like to post on LL.

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This was the direction I was going to go in, earlier, but decided not to post. I didn't know if it would just be seen as contrary.

posted July 27, 2015 10:04 PM            

This one

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posted July 27, 2015 10:18 PM            

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Originally posted by NYCdodger:
Aries are reckless and stupid. They'll jump off a cliff just because someone told them they couldn't do it..

Taurus is dull-minded, greedy and lazy

Geminis don't know their left from their right..so naive

Cancers need to be thrown in a pot of boiling water and served with butter. We don't care about your feelings bruh..

A perfect throne for a Leo will always be an electric chair. Funny thing is you KNOW its an electric chair..

Virgos are so judgmental and petty that they always end up falling into their own traps. God forbid they ever find a mirror to look at...

Libras are always hopeless and never satisfied lol

Scorpios need a reality check. Go cry yourself a river and drown in it..

I hope every Sagittarius trips and falls off a cliff since they're constantly running their mouth.

Capricorns....you'll never be popular or accepted....give it up

Aquarius.....you're wrong. You've always been wrong, and you'll never be right.

Pisces..............................................:-/

I hope this is cruel enough lol

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posted July 27, 2015 10:59 PM            

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Originally posted by aleenaxo:
This seems more like a "let's make fun of everyone" thread.

I'm starting to see a pattern of fixed signs as the ascendant, or the planets aspecting the ascendant especially conjunct, have a lot of skin tissue underneath their eyebrows causing them to have the appearance of smaller eyes. Especially Leo & Scorpio but I also find those with eyes that almost come out to be Scorpio risings.

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posted July 27, 2015 11:16 PM            

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Originally posted by aleenaxo:

I'm starting to see a pattern of fixed signs as the ascendant, or the planets aspecting the ascendant especially conjunct, have a lot of skin tissue underneath their eyebrows causing them to have the appearance of smaller eyes. Especially Leo & Scorpio but I also find those with eyes that almost come out to be Scorpio risings.

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