posted August 13, 2015 07:26 PM            

I have a few more:

My taurus moon 2 yr old niece's favorite item is a soft blanky

Her Taurus dad complained because her grandmother bought her a bunch of organic, healthy snacks or aka "inedible crap" as he called it.

My sagittarius husband refers to his monthly manager meeting as his own personal award show

Same guy also asks me to leave money on the nightstand after every intimate moment, because you know, he's just THAT amazing smh lol

Capricorn best friend planned out her revenge on a cheating boyfriend. Took months of preparation, cheating behind his back, then finally ended in a breakup where she came out on top.

Challenged Gemini friend to 5 minutes of silence...she lost

posted August 13, 2015 07:36 PM            

19 yr old Aqua younger brother with Sag Asc - I don't even know. He plays a lot of video games. Likes to explain how things work in analogies. Loves the Galaxy (Went with him last night to watch the meteor shower). Makes his own music. He likes to say the quirkiest things too, but in his own style. Very aloof. Likes to talk about current world issues he saw on yahoo news. Says, "F*** youuuuu!" Out of nowhere. Makes random noises out of nowhere.

15 yr old Cappi younger brother with Cap Asc - He is harsh. Very Saturnian. Will criticize you and ask why you did the thing he thought was stupid to do. Looks down on the 19 year old because he seems not responsible enough. His Sag moon urges him to move a lot and take things in a lighter manner at times.

24 yr old Aqua older sister - She's pretty aloof. Gets along with the 19 yr old really well. See them together and they'll go on talking about world issues. She has a lot of opinions and if you question them she'll get defensive. I don't talk to her anymore.

Me with Taurus Sun and Gemini Asc - Half lazy and half energizer bunny, loves food, and thinks too much. Split personalities...?

posted August 14, 2015 10:36 AM            

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Originally posted by Vajra:
^Haha….so what IS he into then? Dolphins? Aliens? Robots? (Just guessing from the placements….)

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Uh huh! He likes dinosaurs more than dolphins, but yes to aliens and robots.

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Originally posted by Vajra:
Intense loyalty to Family (with a capital F) is a trait I see very strongly in the many Capricorn people I've grown up with. People often say it's a Cancer trait, but I think that Cancer is more concerned with the immediate relatives, while Capricorn takes the whole extended clan into account, including its Honour and Public Standing.

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posted August 14, 2015 10:38 AM            

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Originally posted by bananaz:
Haha! @wheresthemoon I'm a pisces. All you have to do is call us out for trying to manipulate you. We try to make you feel guilty a lot. It works just as well in reverse. Tell us we hurt your feelings. Oh, and if you cry, we'll start crying.

I have a few more:

My taurus moon 2 yr old niece's favorite item is a soft blanky

Her Taurus dad complained because her grandmother bought her a bunch of organic, healthy snacks or aka "inedible crap" as he called it.

My sagittarius husband refers to his monthly manager meeting as his own personal award show

Same guy also asks me to leave money on the nightstand after every intimate moment, because you know, he's just THAT amazing smh lol

Capricorn best friend planned out her revenge on a cheating boyfriend. Took months of preparation, cheating behind his back, then finally ended in a breakup where she came out on top.

Challenged Gemini friend to 5 minutes of silence...she lost

I could go on and on...sigh. If only the rest of the world could "see" their signs coming out like we do

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posted August 15, 2015 09:21 AM            

Her birthday fell on a workday and how does she spend it? She arrives in a sequined, orange dress with a bejeweled waist chain and a crown atop her head. She then turns on her computer monitor, which has a big-ass lion as its background, and sends an email blast announcing it's her birthday. This was in addition to the verbal reminders she gave throughout the day and many days prior.

She couldn't be more of a Leo if she tried!

posted August 15, 2015 10:16 AM            

@RogueReader:
Heey, same here, just my Asc is in the very last degree of Virgo What are your other placements?

Some days ago whilst chatting with friends in a bar I overhear this line: "It's just that I have big ego issues, that's why" so I ask "Sorry, are you a Leo by chance" He looks at me stupid "No". Later he turns out to be an Aries (what a surprise). Should've guesses by his widow's peak though.

"Astrology is bull""it. What did it say for my moon again" - Scorpio man

"Luxury and comfort are important to me" - Taurus lady.

"Your lips are so beautiful and sexy you know that right" - Taurus girlfriend.

"You should always wear eyeliner and mascara, always" - Scorpio girlfriend.

After (another) huge scandal with her Aries mom "I am seriously picturing her crucified and me chopping her with an axe right now" - same Scorpio.

When 1st hooking up with a long time Cap Sun&Moon friend of mine he whispered in my ear "You simply cannot imagine how long I have been imagining for this to happen"

posted August 15, 2015 10:58 AM            

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Originally posted by RogueReader:
Our office manager is a Leo and she let me do her chart. Her Sun is in the 1st house and her Venus, Mercury, and Mars are also in Leo.

Her birthday fell on a workday and how does she spend it? She arrives in a sequined, orange dress with a bejeweled waist chain and a crown atop her head. She then turns on her computer monitor, which has big-ass lion as its background, and sends an email blast announcing it's her birthday. This was in addition to the verbal reminders she gave throughout the day and many days prior.

She couldn't be more of a Leo if she tried!

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Hahahahahahahaha gotta love them Leos!
I used to work with three Leo women and anytime I would talk about astrology they would all gather around and ask me to tell them about Leo. I would tell them "you guys are such leos!" and they would just laugh at how adorable they were😂

posted August 15, 2015 10:59 AM            

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Originally posted by Kibriana:
Virgo friend no.1 on what she was doing on holiday - "I was done cleaning the flat twice, so I sat down and studied for a while, and then I got bored and translated till midnight. Gosh, I always get so bored while on holidays, nothing to do.

Virgo friend no.2 - speaking of her boyfriend - "Why can he put things away after he's finished with them? Is it so difficult not to leave a book on the night stand?"

A Sag friend of mine, talking about his plans for the future - " You know, I'd really like to buy a farm one day, somewhere I could be free. I'd get some horses,too. I love horses. And cats. And dogs. That kind of stuff"

Sag friend no.2 - (after she called me and I answered the phone) "Wow! You answered so quickly! And you sound really happy to hear me! That's so nice! Why can't all people answer the phone like that? That would be awesome! Anyway, wanna go out tonight? Yes? You don't have to think about it? Wow, that's great! I wish all people would make decisions so quickly!"

Taurus friend, not wanting to go for a coffee directly after work because "I need to eat and then I need to lie down a bit. I need my beauty rest before I can move on".

My Leo cousin, on why he dumped his Taurus girlfriend - "Ok, so we are in Norway, and what does she do? Eat and sit in cafes all the damn time! What's worse, I let her pick a hotel, and she picked the ugliest hotel in Norway! You know me, I like to stay in best hotels when I travel, I mean, what's the point of travelling if you don't do it in style? But the real problem was that she didn't want to do anything! I'd organized a perfect trip - a little bit of tracking, a boat ride in a viking ship, I even wanted to rent bicycles. What did she want to do? Eat all the cakes in Norway!"

My Capricorn cousin, about her former job - " When I came there, everybody treated me like trash. But I kept quiet, I did my job, and I kept smiling. I was there for everybody, I did my best, and soon I became their best employee. The customers adored me, my collegues loved me. Some of them cried when I left, and they begged me to reconsider my decision because they didn't know what they'd do without me."

My Pisces mother of ungrateful relatives: "She came here (my sister) last week, and I gave her a bag full of things and food, but did she say "thank you"? Of course she didn't! God knows I ask nothing in return and I like helping, and I'll keep helping her, but has she forgotten how I looked after her children when she had to work? Do you remember that? Where were her in-laws then? I mean, I really don't ask for anything, and I've been putting up with her escapades for years ... (blah, blah, blah, this goes on, and on, and on...)

Cancer talking about her Aries brother-in-law's joke - "Why did he say that? He knew how sensitive I was when it comes to that (they talked about changing diapers of their newborn son ). He knew it, but he kept going. And then he asked me if I'd like to change my nephew's diapers, to see if I could do it! What an idiot! How could he be so cruel! I started crying so I ran away and locked myself in the bathroom"

One of my Aries students, talking about his holidays - " Well, yeah, I go on holiday with my family or my friends. Where do we usually go? Wherever I want to go, of course,and if they don't like that, they are free to leave."

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posted August 15, 2015 01:08 PM            

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Originally posted by MsAlohaPanda:
I enjoy this topic greatly! :P

@RogueReader:
Heey, same here, just my Asc is in the very last degree of Virgo What are your other placements?

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Hey, @MsAlohaPanda! Nice -- I'm always happy to see almost-Astro-twins, so nice to meet you! It's pretty funny because I'd been itching for a forum discussion about signs being stereotypical in everyday life. Super cool of you to start this thread! Okayyyyyyy you asked for it:

Mercury - Aquarius
Mars - Gemini
Venus - Pisces
Pluto - Scorpio
Jupiter - Leo (R)
Saturn - Aquarius
Uranus - Capricorn
Neptune - Capricorn

posted August 15, 2015 01:16 PM            

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Originally posted by wheresthemoon:
Hahahahahahahaha gotta love them Leos!
I used to work with three Leo women and anytime I would talk about astrology they would all gather around and ask me to tell them about Leo. I would tell them "you guys are such leos!" and they would just laugh at how adorable they were😂

I think Leo might be the sign most superficially interested in astrology simply because they like to hear about themselves hahaha.

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Hiya, @wheresthemoon! Yes, they ABSOLUTELY seem to love it for those reasons. It's like astrology is some esoteric mirror for them -- they just love admiring all of their own planetary features! I know Leo's self-adoration rubs some people the wrong way, but I just find it adorably absurd . My office manager was like a kitten with milk as I told her all about her chart.

posted August 15, 2015 01:39 PM            

Same Mercury
Mars - Aries
Venus, Saturn, Uranus - Sag
Same pluto
Jupiter - Pisces
Same Neptune

Also happy to see an almost astro twin, hehe, maybe we should start a thread really

posted August 15, 2015 02:07 PM            

^ my Virgo moon friend.

"I'm not a violent person, but if you push me I will f***. you. up."

^ Taurus moon boss.

My Taurus friend is obstinate AS HELL. She will ask you whay time you want to meet and then suggest 3 minutes after. She likes odd-times. She needs a whole day to do one task just in case. Does NOT like to deviate!

My Taurus coworker flips out if the money is not facing all the same way or the caps are off the BACK of the pen. He's also kind of obtuse (they both are really, dunno how to explain it other than knowing them)

posted August 16, 2015 04:54 AM            

OMG just stop. *lol*

Taurus friend - Constantly talks about food or something she just bought.

Aries friend - He always talks about something he's doing. I don't think he ever rests.

posted August 18, 2015 09:44 PM            

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Originally posted by MsAlohaPanda:
@RogueReader:

Same Mercury
Mars - Aries
Venus, Saturn, Uranus - Sag
Same pluto
Jupiter - Pisces
Same Neptune

Also happy to see an almost astro twin, hehe, maybe we should start a thread really

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posted August 19, 2015 05:57 AM            

I know. I have the same sun/moon combo!

Cancer Sun and Moon friend. Will forgive me anything but will talk about grievances until she's totally done with it, and it takes a longgg time.

posted September 18, 2015 12:06 AM            

"Ok...I'm getting angry."

Aries sun Capricorn moon boss.

Same guy, when my coworker undermined him:

posted September 18, 2015 12:43 AM            

My Libra niece came to me and said " I have been having alot of anxiety problems " My response "Why?" And she said "because I hate being alone and I don't really get along with the kids in my classes" and I said "well talk to your mom about it" (typical cold Aquarian response)

My Capricorn friend B*tches when our other friend is late (and he always is) when we have plans to hang out and do stuff. He'll be stressing out and I'll tell him to chill out and he'll say something like "I can't help it! When I make plans I expect things to go according to plan and for everyone to be on time".

That same Capricorn friend freaks out when he loses something and says " I hate not knowing where all of my stuff is. It bugs the sh*t out of me".

I'm so confused- my Pisces friend

My scorpio friend will suddenly seem upset about something and I'll ask him what's wrong and he'll say "I don't know but something's not right and I'll figure out what it is"