posted December 12, 2015 02:51 PM            

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Originally posted by Faith:
I didn't even understand THIS question.

FruitTree never came back to explain.

Where are you FruitTree?

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I think I'm missing something here.

posted December 12, 2015 03:40 PM            

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Originally posted by Faith:
Leo: Gorgeous and grand trophy wife, buy her jewels and flowers and be prepared to apologize a lot. She really hates when you're wrong.

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There is no lie there. I once joked with my significant other that of course I look good, I'm going to have trophy wife looks but an envious career.

posted December 13, 2015 11:21 AM            

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Originally posted by Elysia:
I think I'm missing something here.

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I interpreted the question as, what is a woman like in marriage, based on her moon sign?

Others interpreted the question as, what kind of woman will a man choose to marry, based on his moon sign?

So they read my answers like, "An Aries moon man will select a wife who is good in bed, gets the work done, yells at him when he crosses her," and so on.

That's not what I meant. But it could fit anyway, because like attracts like.

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Originally posted by Elysia:
But, could you do a "Your Hubby: Different Moon Signs" version like this thread?

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posted December 13, 2015 11:59 AM            

If he is....

Aries moon - Active to the point where, if he's just sitting there, he's tapping his pencil, cracking his knuckles, or twitching. He loves moving things around. If there's nothing to move, he'll find something. If he's mad, that's an excuse to kick a chair across the room or throw a plate. He's sorta like an animal. Expects you to be an old-fashioned wife. Kinky is an understatement.

Taurus moon - Takes forever to find just the right girl. That's why you married him when he was pushing 50. Likes hammocks, recliners, lounge chairs...anything he can lie back in. Gives massages. Loves that you make more money than him.

Gemini moon - Pulls out his iPhone every two minutes to look at something. Changes his mind and forgets a lot. When you were dating he invited you to a concert and took you to a fancy restaurant instead. So? You love his spontaneity. You are well-spoken, and after a long, interesting conversation, you two celebrate by getting in bed. Unlike some husbands he encourages you to do your own thing and follow your dreams. That way there is better stuff to talk about.

Cancer moon - Something about his eyes, they always look concerned. He's concerned for you, your children, your family pets. He's concerned for your neighbors. He looks out the windows, concerned. More than once you have taken him to a party and he's started crying there...it gets old, you know...but he's so sweet, everyone loves to comfort him. You married him for his good looks, and you stay with him because he's reliable and gives nice hugs.

Leo moon - This guy is fabulous, he does everything in style, collects cool and unusual objects. He has a lot of friends. You met him at a dance, and you kept his interest by being smart and laughing at all his jokes. Unlike other husbands, he doesn't mind when you buy a new pair of shoes every day. Sometimes he is bossy and gives unsolicited opinions. Depending on his sun sign, he could drive you up a wall by being too opinionated.

Virgo moon - Rise and shine! It's 5:30 am and he wakes you up vacuuming the living room. Then you hear the sizzle in the pan as he makes you a low calorie omelet. He wanted to steam the wrinkles out of your t-shirts for you, but you told him that gets on your nerves. It's sweet how he micromanages your life. He even reads books about how to be a perfect husband. You two do serious emotional bonding as you polish your car and your silverware and lighting fixtures. It's cute.

Libra moon - If you're looking for a guy who cries at the opera, look here. Conversant about high culture, classical music, poetry. He's memorized Shakespeare sonnets and may answer your questions with lines from Romeo & Juliet. He drinks tea with his pinky raised, he crosses his legs, he reads giant books while petting his cats. And he wants to spend all of his time with you. He can be really demanding about the furniture...don't expect him to let you paint the living room red, or buy a super fluffy rug from Ikea. No way, not in his house.

Scorpio moon - Tall, dark, and handsome. And did I mention dark, and jealous, and suspicious too? He's a devoted husband, handy, rakes the lawn every Saturday, pays the bills. Has a lot of deep feelings that you never understood because he won't talk about it. Gets really drunk sometimes, has nightmares where he yells in his sleep, is psychic. If you get sick, and he loves you, he will study your disease, monitor your meds, get angry when you cheat on your special diet. He's all involved in everything.

Sag moon - He's just gonna run to the convenience store and he'll see you in a bit. Ten hours later, he's home from god knows where, and you're furious, but he's so loving and beautiful, and he brought you a puppy (!!!) so does it really really matter where he was?? In the grand scheme of things? No. That's why you married him, he's all about the grand scheme of things. He knew you always wanted that puppy.

Capricorn moon - It's weird. He MUST love you, right? Because he married you and does all these sentimental things, and even surprises you with the perfect gifts. From time to time, you think you are seeing his soul. But then his eyes glaze over again. He has a limited range of facial expressions and prefers no expression at all. Like a mannequin. It's weird.

Aquarius moon - Always hanging out with his friends, buys a giant grill so he can barbecue stuff when his friends come over, buys a big TV to watch sports with his friends. Get used to his friends. You are going to spend every weekend with them.

posted December 13, 2015 12:46 PM            

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[b]Your Hubby: Different Moon Signs

Aries moon - Active to the point where, if he's just sitting there, he's tapping his pencil, cracking his knuckles, or twitching. He loves moving things around. If there's nothing to move, he'll find something. If he's mad, that's an excuse to kick a chair across the room or throw a plate. He's sorta like an animal. Expects you to be an old-fashioned wife. Kinky is an understatement.

Taurus moon - Takes forever to find just the right girl. That's why you married him when he was pushing 50. Likes hammocks, recliners, lounge chairs...anything he can lie back in. Gives massages. Loves that you make more money than him.

Gemini moon - Pulls out his iPhone every two minutes to look at something. Changes his mind and forgets a lot. When you were dating he invited you to a concert and took you to a fancy restaurant instead. So? You love his spontaneity. You are well-spoken, and after a long, interesting conversation, you two celebrate by getting in bed. Unlike some husbands he encourages you to do your own thing and follow your dreams. That way there is better stuff to talk about.

Cancer moon - Something about his eyes, they always look concerned. He's concerned for you, your children, your family pets. He's concerned for your neighbors. He looks out the windows, concerned. More than once you have taken him to a party and he's started crying there...it gets old, you know...but he's so sweet, everyone loves to comfort him. You married him for his good looks, and you stay with him because he's reliable and gives nice hugs.

Leo moon - This guy is fabulous, he does everything in style, collects cool and unusual objects. He has a lot of friends. You met him at a dance, and you kept his interest by being smart and laughing at all his jokes. Unlike other husbands, he doesn't mind when you buy a new pair of shoes every day. Sometimes he is bossy and gives unsolicited opinions. Depending on his sun sign, he could drive you up a wall by being too opinionated.

Virgo moon - Rise and shine! It's 5:30 am and he wakes you up vacuuming the living room. Then you hear the sizzle in the pan as he makes you a low calorie omelet. He wanted to steam the wrinkles out of your t-shirts for you, but you told him that gets on your nerves. It's sweet how he micromanages your life. He even reads books about how to be a perfect husband. You two do serious emotional bonding as you polish your car and your silverware and lighting fixtures. It's cute.

Libra moon - If you're looking for a guy who cries at the opera, look here. Conversant about high culture, classical music, poetry. He's memorized Shakespeare sonnets and may answer your questions with lines from Romeo & Juliet. He drinks tea with his pinky raised, he crosses his legs, he reads giant books while petting his cats. And he wants to spend all of his time with you. He can be really demanding about the furniture...don't expect him to let you paint the living room red, or buy a super fluffy rug from Ikea. No way, not in his house.

Scorpio moon - Tall, dark, and handsome. And did I mention dark, and jealous, and suspicious too? He's a devoted husband, handy, rakes the lawn every Saturday, pays the bills. Has a lot of deep feelings that you never understood because he won't talk about it. Gets really drunk sometimes, has nightmares where he yells in his sleep, is psychic. If you get sick, and he loves you, he will study your disease, monitor your meds, get angry when you cheat on your special diet. He's all involved in everything.

Sag moon - He's just gonna run to the convenience store and he'll see you in a bit. Ten hours later, he's home from god knows where, and you're furious, but he's so loving and beautiful, and he brought you a puppy (!!!) so does it really really matter where he was?? In the grand scheme of things? No. That's why you married him, he's all about the grand scheme of things. He knew you always wanted that puppy.

Capricorn moon - It's weird. He MUST love you, right? Because he married you and does all these sentimental things, and even surprises you with the perfect gifts. From time to time, you think you are seeing his soul. But then his eyes glaze over again. He has a limited range of facial expressions and prefers no expression at all. Like a mannequin. It's weird.

Aquarius moon - Always hanging out with his friends, buys a giant grill so he can barbecue stuff when his friends come over, buys a big TV to watch sports with his friends. Get used to his friends. You are going to spend every weekend with them.

Pisces moon - Cheats, but what a nice NICE man! Keeps a handkerchief in his pocket in case you cry, adopts homeless animals, works at the food kitchen. Loves art, music, and the ocean. You get the sense he would do anything for you, anything at all. Sometimes you just feel lonely because he's so far out, there's almost nothing left to engage with. Like being with a ghost. But he's a friendly one.[/B]

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posted December 13, 2015 01:40 PM            

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Originally posted by Faith:
FruitTree asked: "Can anyone chip in the different characteristics of the wives of different moon signs?"
I interpreted the question as, what is a woman like in marriage, based on her moon sign?

Oh, I see...
Edit: Actually, until you pointed this out, I hadn't even noticed.

I'll just put it here...I don't want to create a new thread & draw attention to myself...since I'm just kidding around.

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posted December 13, 2015 01:45 PM            

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Originally posted by DopGang:
And now you're popular! :P

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OMG I am?

Finally!!!!

Thank you Lindaland!

posted December 13, 2015 01:48 PM            

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Originally posted by Spongebob:
Is this for the guys moon sign or for the woman's moon sign? If its supposed to be about the type of guy you end up with based on your own moon sign, i gotta agree with the Libra one. Thats exactly the type of guy i want.

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Same confusion again.

posted December 13, 2015 01:54 PM            

Btw in case anyone is wondering, yes that Libra moon description is based entirely on my husband, who does all of those things. Except quoting Shakespeare sonnets. Only Romeo & Juliet (he memorized the entire play.)

posted December 13, 2015 02:08 PM            

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Originally posted by Faith:
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Btw in case anyone is wondering, yes that Libra moon description is based entirely on my husband, who does all of those things. Except quoting Shakespeare sonnets. Only Romeo & Juliet (he memorized the entire play.)

No IKEA fluffy rugs for me....

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Well that's the type of man i want but i don't want him to actually have a libra moon. Im a libra moon and I don't want to be with another one. They have people pleasing traits and a fear of going against the grain that annoys me. Hell im not that way but thats because of other aspects that trump my moon sign. I just want someone refined and elegant.

posted December 14, 2015 08:20 AM            

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Originally posted by Faith:
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Leo moon - This guy is fabulous, he does everything in style, collects cool and unusual objects. He has a lot of friends. You met him at a dance, and you kept his interest by being smart and laughing at all his jokes. Unlike other husbands, he doesn't mind when you buy a new pair of shoes every day. Sometimes he is bossy and gives unsolicited opinions. Depending on his sun sign, he could drive you up a wall by being too opinionated. [B]

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Thats so my soulmate!!!! He loves it when i show him pairs of michael kors and etc that i get.

posted December 14, 2015 08:39 AM            

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Originally posted by Faith:
Gemini moon - Pulls out his iPhone every two minutes to look at something. Changes his mind and forgets a lot.

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The iPhone thing is true, except it's every 30 seconds, and that doesn't cover the Blackberry or PC.

The forgetful part doesn't work for myself, but I change my mind more frequently than many ladies.

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Originally posted by Faith:
Gemini moon - When you were dating he invited you to a concert and took you to a fancy restaurant instead.

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Strange. That was exactly what I did, but we went to both restaurants, concerts, jazz clubs and other fancy settings.

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Gemini moon - So? You love his spontaneity.

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I like to think so, but I'm a Capricorn and I'm not sure how spontaneous it really is. The planning starts early and it goes on for a long time in my head.

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Originally posted by Faith:
Gemini moon - You are well-spoken, and after a long, interesting conversation, you two celebrate by getting in bed.

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A whole lot of talk since she's a Gemini Moon too. As for spontaneity, it goes with the "bed" part. And even then, it's more talk. And change.

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Originally posted by Faith:
Gemini moon - Unlike some husbands he encourages you to do your own thing and follow your dreams. That way there is better stuff to talk about.

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That is pretty true.

posted December 14, 2015 11:26 AM            

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Originally posted by FruitTreeFresh:
On second note, I don't really want an Aquarius moon even though I'm one? Hmm Aquarius moon husband doesn't seem compatible.

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Please don't take me seriously though!

I did this for entertainment purposes only.

posted December 14, 2015 12:28 PM            

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Originally posted by Faith:
Thanks for the feedback, Spongebob, YTA, & HCQueenofWands.

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No abacaxi (no problem)

posted December 14, 2015 08:20 PM            

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Originally posted by Faith:

Also why didn't anyone else answer your original question? I didn't mean to take over the thread.

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