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Topic: My Funny Mercury Sign Descriptions
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Electro DGX
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From: Uranus
Registered: Jul 2015
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posted March 17, 2016 11:08 PM
  
I was bored and decided to make a post about my interpretations of the signs in Mercury. This is supposed to be funny so please don't take it personally! Enjoy  Mercury in Aries: Well 2x2 is 5. *is proven wrong*, your hair looks stupid, get a life! Mercury in Taurus: Hello...I'm...going...to...counsel...you...today...phew that was a close one. Didn't want to make any mistakes. Mercury in Gemini: Oh yeah, so I like went to the store and came across these pairs of VANS that I absolutely adored, and I communicated to this girl how much I fantasized over her hair. OMG are those panty-hose?! Mercury in Cancer: Everything I say makes me cry 
I just want to have feelings!!!! Mercury in Leo: Um, hello?! I'm talking! I need your attention before I tell you this absolutely outstanding statement! Is everyone looking?! Okay, I solved number 54 on the homework!  Mercury in Virgo: Well your wrong, and I know it. I researched this just to prove you wrong, and there's no way you could possibly be right. You couldn't even finish that one assignment you missed in math class, and you're trying to prove me wrong? Mercury in Libra: Everybody needs to stop fighting, we're all supposed to be friends! Oh yeah, I hate that b**** Mercury in Scorpio: You just can't handle the truth. I can see through all your bs and I know how evil you are. Besides, the answer is 24, not 69. Mercury in Sagittarius: Have you heard about Jesus? Well, Jesus was a part of...
(goes on about religious explanation in awe). Why are you offended? My atheist friends cannot be offended. Mercury in Capricorn: Oh crap, how do I turn on the TV. Let's break this down, I pick the remote, point it at the TV, and then press the power button. That should work. Ah sweet, the 6,000 episode of the American Revolution! Mercury in Aquarius: My brain is ruled by Ur-anus ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
But I'm still so much smarter than you. I have an IQ of 650
but why the hell do people enter relationships? Mercury in Pisces: I made this painting today. It's got the mysteries and wonders of the sky in it. I just went outside and the sky told me it wanted to be painted, and so I painted it. It's name is Sirius. I tried my best. I'm not well versed in all the signs, so some may be off. Hope you enjoyed it though I'm an Aquarius Mercury. Couldn't understand why the computer would refuse to copy the Lenny face to the clipboard when requested. IP: Logged |
LittleBlackCat
Knowflake Posts: 440
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Registered: Jul 2014
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posted March 17, 2016 11:26 PM
Haaaaa! This was actually very good (minus the Merc in Aqua one being too crude for me). I'm Mercury in Cap and yep I'm def guilty of such behavior but Mercury in Taurus is what really had me lolIP: Logged |
Electro DGX
Knowflake Posts: 294
From: Uranus
Registered: Jul 2015
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posted March 17, 2016 11:31 PM
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Originally posted by LittleBlackCat:
Haaaaa! This was actually very good (minus the Merc in Aqua one being too crude for me). I'm Mercury in Cap and yep I'm def guilty of such behavior but Mercury in Taurus is what really had me lol
Yes, they're not wrong! Sweet. The Aquarius Mercury one may have came off that way. I'll admit, I did kind of rush that one lol. IP: Logged |
Valentine
Knowflake Posts: 539
From: Canada
Registered: Dec 2014
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posted March 17, 2016 11:35 PM
My Mercury is in Scorpio, I don't think I B.S. but it's amusing.IP: Logged |
Lerena
Knowflake Posts: 250
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Registered: May 2015
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posted March 17, 2016 11:35 PM
On my home planet, 2x2=5.  I'm kidding. I loved these, especially Mercury in Virgo. IP: Logged |
Electro DGX
Knowflake Posts: 294
From: Uranus
Registered: Jul 2015
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posted March 17, 2016 11:36 PM
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Originally posted by Valentine:
My Mercury is in Scorpio, I don't think I B.S. but it's amusing.
Most Scorpios typically don't in my experience. Would be pretty shocking if they have O_O IP: Logged |
Electro DGX
Knowflake Posts: 294
From: Uranus
Registered: Jul 2015
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posted March 17, 2016 11:39 PM
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Originally posted by Lerena:
On my home planet, 2x2=5. I'm kidding. I loved these, especially Mercury in Virgo.
A total Aries Mercury response. Hats off to you  IP: Logged |
12muddy
Knowflake Posts: 2734
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Registered: Feb 2013
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posted March 17, 2016 11:47 PM
Lol I think a lot about religions (too much). --- My sag merc is like "Oh yesterday I caught a cat fish that was THISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS long" - spread out arms for emphasis. Or "Oh I wanna learn this, and that, and something else". I think it's the reason behind my love for tall tales and exaggeration, and being a jack of all trades, master of none. IP: Logged |
mamawolf
Knowflake Posts: 334
From: the universe
Registered: Aug 2012
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posted March 17, 2016 11:51 PM
Hahaha these are pretty awesome but I agree with the Aqua Mercury. I guess it's thought process is so random that it can go many ways!IP: Logged |
DopGang
Knowflake Posts: 2103
From: INTJ
Registered: Jun 2015
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posted March 17, 2016 11:54 PM
Mercury in Virgo. Spot on.  IP: Logged |
LittleBlackCat
Knowflake Posts: 440
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posted March 17, 2016 11:55 PM
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Originally posted by Electro DGX:
Yes, they're not wrong! Sweet.
Spot on in my opinion and oh Lerena's post reminded me that the Mercury in Aries one was golden (how did I forget to mention that lol). Actually, that's any Aries anything I've encountered to be honest. Esp. my Aries rising sister smh IP: Logged |
Electro DGX
Knowflake Posts: 294
From: Uranus
Registered: Jul 2015
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posted March 17, 2016 11:57 PM
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Originally posted by LittleBlackCat:
Spot on in my opinion and oh Lerena's post reminded me that the Mercury in Aries one was golden (how did I forget to mention that lol). Actually, that's any Aries anything I've encountered to be honest. Esp. my Aries rising sister smh
My Mom's a double Aries with an Aries Merc, and I know two Taureans with Aries Mercuries. I've got the experience lol IP: Logged |
teasel
Knowflake Posts: 8008
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Registered: Apr 2009
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posted March 18, 2016 12:06 AM
Nah, Aries Mercury isn't right, but I'm not hating. I usually have a sense of humour about being wrong, unless I'm upset. My dad is the same way - Taurus with Aries Mercury. I'm just like him. Someone deliberately trying to agitate me when I'm upset - that will keep the wall up, and is different, unless I'm feeling good enough to let it go. And I wouldn't insult someone's looks. I like to build people up, not tear them down. Aries Mercury, Ceres, Chiron, Sun, and also Jupiter. I know a Mercury in Cap who flat out said she won't admit to being wrong. That it pains her too much. Mercury in Aries actually sounds like her. One thing that made me laugh earlier on, was seeing mutable venus being referred to as, "wack ass mutable venus ******* ". It was so out of left field, but also so fitting for the way I was feeling, that I laughed.
I wasn't going to be here tonight, but I came to check on HC. IP: Logged |
Electro DGX
Knowflake Posts: 294
From: Uranus
Registered: Jul 2015
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posted March 18, 2016 12:12 AM
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Originally posted by teasel:
Nah, Aries Mercury isn't right, but I'm not hating. I usually have a sense of humour about being wrong, unless I'm upset. My dad is the same way - Taurus with Aries Mercury. I'm just like him. Someone deliberately trying to agitate me when I'm upset - that will keep the wall up. I know a Mercury in Cap who flat out said she won't admit to being wrong. That it pains her too much. One thing that made me laugh earlier on, was seeing mutable venus being referred to as, "wack ass mutable venus ******* ". It was so out of left field, but also so fitting for the way I was feeling, that I laughed.
I wasn't going to be here tonight, but I came to check on HC.
True, most Aries Mercuries aren't like that. I was just trying to be humorous since Aries can be a bit forceful. I plan on doing one with Venus Signs too. They're over-exaggerated most definitely lol. IP: Logged |
Nyctea
Knowflake Posts: 181
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Registered: Dec 2015
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posted March 18, 2016 02:27 AM
Sag Mercury 5th house quote:
Mercury in Sagittarius: Have you heard about Jesus? Well, Jesus was a part of...
(goes on about religious explanation in awe). Why are you offended? My atheist friends cannot be offended.Mercury in Leo: Um, hello?! I'm talking! I need your attention before I tell you this absolutely outstanding statement! Is everyone looking?! Okay, I solved number 54 on the homework!
LOL I hate talking about religion tbh. IP: Logged |
Nyctea
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Registered: Dec 2015
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posted March 18, 2016 02:31 AM
I like what you did there, please do it with Venus signs too IP: Logged |
StubbornVirgo
Knowflake Posts: 808
From: Sittin' on Mercury
Registered: Jul 2015
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posted March 18, 2016 02:37 AM
Hey, hey now...I researched it on the off chance that one day I might run into a situation in which I need to know about that subject. And this just happens be such a situation. Lol. Spot on, though. IP: Logged |
Faith
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From: Bella's Hair Salon
Registered: Jul 2011
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posted March 18, 2016 10:16 AM
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Mercury in Pisces: I made this painting today. It's got the mysteries and wonders of the sky in it. I just went outside and the sky told me it wanted to be painted, and so I painted it. It's name is Sirius.
 I have to differ with you on Mercury in Capricorn. They don't waste words. It would be more like... "Cool, history's on."
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Ami Anne
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From: Pluto/house next to NickiG
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posted March 18, 2016 10:17 AM
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Electro DGX
Knowflake Posts: 294
From: Uranus
Registered: Jul 2015
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posted March 18, 2016 11:04 AM
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Originally posted by StubbornVirgo:
Hey, hey now...I researched it on the off chance that one day I might run into a situation in which I need to know about that subject. And this just happens be such a situation. Lol. Spot on, though.
This totally sounds like something my dad would say with his Virgo Mercury. IP: Logged |
StubbornVirgo
Knowflake Posts: 808
From: Sittin' on Mercury
Registered: Jul 2015
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posted March 18, 2016 12:54 PM
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Originally posted by Electro DGX:
This totally sounds like something my dad would say with his Virgo Mercury.
It came straight from the mouth of someone with that placement. Lol. IP: Logged |
teasel
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posted March 18, 2016 01:58 PM
This is normally what I think of as Mercury in Aries.  Unless it's undergoing a Pluto transit.  IP: Logged |
Madpoe
Knowflake Posts: 117
From: New York
Registered: Oct 2011
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posted March 18, 2016 03:36 PM
Mercury in Pisces - spot on for me! LOL. I've add more poetry/metaphors. Fun read.Mercury in Saggie sounds more like my virgo mom then my Saggie DH. The both have that and both over explain til my eyes dry outta my skull!
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Sun Aquarius
Rising Aquarius
Moon Libra
Mercury Pisces
Venus Capricorn
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Electro DGX
Knowflake Posts: 294
From: Uranus
Registered: Jul 2015
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posted March 18, 2016 04:17 PM
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Originally posted by Madpoe:
Mercury in Pisces - spot on for me! LOL. I've add more poetry/metaphors. Fun read.Mercury in Saggie sounds more like my virgo mom then my Saggie DH. The both have that and both over explain til my eyes dry outta my skull!
Yeah, I have to agree on the Virgo bit. Sometimes my dad will explain something to me and it'll be a millennia before he finishes. I'm just like, "Today Please!" IP: Logged |
FruityLlama
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posted March 18, 2016 05:34 PM
ahahaha yeah Mercury in Taurus tries to be so careful :P Mercury in Virgo is soo ananlytical aha :P IP: Logged |
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