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Topic: Astrology Dating Problems (TM)
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Gemini Blues
Knowflake Posts: 1333
From: The future... or the past. I get them confused...
Registered: May 2014
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posted September 05, 2016 11:32 PM
  
Astrology Dating Problem #1: Trying to get their birthday without sounding like you're trying to commit identity theft.Astrology Dating Problem #2: Trying to get their time of birth. At all. Astrology Dating Problem #13: Mars square Venus. Yeah, the sex will be great, but, oh the fights... Astrology Dating Problem #21: Dating someone older than you puts you that much closer to *their* Saturn return. Astrology Dating Problem #33: Ex lovers call but you know it's only because Mercury is retrograde. Astrology Dating Problem #39: Anything that completes your T square means it also squares your Saturn... Astrology Dating Problem #39(a) Anything that completes your other T square opposes your Moon... Astrology Dating Problem #39(b) finding someone that doesn't square your Saturn just to find that your Mars squares *their* Saturn... Astrology Dating Problem #44: Chiron. Just... Chiron, ok? Astrology Dating Problem #51: Wondering why she reminds you of an ex and then remembering they have the same placements in something. Astrology Dating Problem #54: She knows astrology. She read about it in the supermarket checkout line... Astrology Dating Problem #54(a) ...and posts those lists to Facebook where 7 to 9 signs share some random trait that she thinks she has... Astrology Dating Problem #66: You know she's a match, but you can't tell her without admitting you did her chart already... Feel free to add to the list! IP: Logged |
Empty Spaces
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Registered: Jun 2015
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posted September 06, 2016 12:05 AM
So funny.I love it  IP: Logged |
girlwiththerainysoul
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Registered: Jul 2016
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posted September 06, 2016 12:15 AM
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girlwiththerainysoul
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posted September 06, 2016 12:19 AM
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12muddy
Knowflake Posts: 3056
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posted September 06, 2016 03:40 AM
"The other person knows astrology, and while you're checking their chart, they're analyzing the sht out of your chart". This happened to me lol It wasn't a problem though. It was just sort of hysterical. IP: Logged |
vertiver
Knowflake Posts: 2293
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Registered: May 2009
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posted September 06, 2016 06:10 AM
Oh the dating woes of a Gemini Venus - flirting yourself into a relationship.I end up doing this a lot, I just like communicating with people and then the wrong people think we are dating, "like no dude, I was curious about you and now you're coming on too intensely and I need some air!"
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vertiver
Knowflake Posts: 2293
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Registered: May 2009
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posted September 06, 2016 06:14 AM
My entire life could be a dating problem, ha!Venus in Gemini in the 7th H opposite Saturn/Uranus in the 1st H. Pisces Moon in the 3rd H square Jupiter. And Aries Mars square Neptune. I'm trying tinder, and only going on dates with dudes I think are cute and/or ask them their sun sign. And if I approve perhaps it will lead to a date. IP: Logged |
Ann7
Knowflake Posts: 909
From: united states
Registered: May 2009
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posted September 06, 2016 06:21 AM
Knowing your significant other better than they know themselves - the good, the bad and the ugly. But they don't know that you know... Major trust issues. IP: Logged |
mattva
Knowflake Posts: 391
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Registered: Aug 2015
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posted September 06, 2016 12:30 PM
so true tho. IP: Logged |
florence
Knowflake Posts: 1466
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Registered: Jun 2012
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posted September 06, 2016 12:45 PM
so funnyCant think of any near as good as that. Oh, here's one ...  Realising you are acting in a certain way in response to one of their aspects but trying to do the opposite of that creates the strangest of identity / relationship crises and you just be quiet a lot This weird crisis / silence is described in the composite / synastry IP: Logged |
saadsarah8
Knowflake Posts: 163
From: Ottawa, Canada
Registered: Jan 2014
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posted September 06, 2016 02:33 PM
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Originally posted by Gemini Blues:
Astrology Dating Problem #13: Mars square Venus. Yeah, the sex will be great, but, oh the fights...
Can anybody confirm this?  IP: Logged |
saadsarah8
Knowflake Posts: 163
From: Ottawa, Canada
Registered: Jan 2014
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posted September 06, 2016 03:07 PM
quote:
Originally posted by saadsarah8:
Can anybody confirm this? IP: Logged |
Starry~*
Knowflake Posts: 618
From: New York, USA
Registered: Nov 2011
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posted September 06, 2016 04:39 PM
Having your DSC ruler in Scorpio along with 1204923598 other planets hoping that you DON'T get involved with another scorpio.Next person you hit it off with is a scorpio. Commence eye roll and awkward "yikes" when they tell you their birthday's in November. IP: Logged |
next to neptune
Knowflake Posts: 3050
From: The Moon
Registered: Aug 2013
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posted September 06, 2016 05:18 PM
hahaha this is my dating life in a nutshell  Also want to add: #when finally I find someone I can talk with for hours I find out they are heavy air-influenced and therefor just doesn't match well with my chart (emotionally wise) #When I finally meet someone where we got a great emotional chemistry, we just can't communicate #When I get to know the persons sign and might discover that we don't match, I just want to get rid of the person, but thats rude and I also want to give them a chance (but deep down I tried too many failed relationships this way, and don't got the time anymore for that) IP: Logged |
next to neptune
Knowflake Posts: 3050
From: The Moon
Registered: Aug 2013
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posted September 06, 2016 05:22 PM
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Originally posted by girlwiththerainysoul:
basically I think people with the combination of sun and AC three signs away (usually results in having sun in their 10th or the 4th house) have one of the hardest time romantically.
whyyy? I got sun in 4th house (virgo sun, cancer ascendant) I think this is a nice combination though, cause I am more likely to find a person who trines/sextiles both these aspects...cause if I had for an example virgo sun, gemini ascendant, everyone I ever met would square one or the other....so thats worse? IP: Logged |
ReeseC
Knowflake Posts: 1173
From: Elysium
Registered: Jul 2013
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posted September 06, 2016 06:10 PM
*Them declaring to you randomly that "It's like you can read my mind" or "you understanding me" because of 8th/12th house contacts, especially moon. *Trying to figure out if you're supposed to meet, and provide closure from a past life, or meet again and provide clarity from a past life because your SN is conjunct their ASC/your NN is conjunct their DSC or vice versa. *Trying to figure out who is really schooling whom because you have a double NN/Saturn conjunct or aspect. *Trying to get over the pride of who is more into the who with your Venus conjunct their ASC or vice versa. *Secretly doing the Isis/Osiris plugs on astro.com only to realise that despite a conjunction/trine/sextile, the rest of your synastry is F**ked up. Whatever...."we still must be soulmates" is what you tell yourself before you walk into hell wearing butane perfume. IP: Logged |
Gemini Blues
Knowflake Posts: 1333
From: The future... or the past. I get them confused...
Registered: May 2014
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posted August 28, 2017 02:32 AM
Astrology Dating Problem #17: Funding someone on a dating site that you *know* would be a good astrological match for you but you can't get them to engage in a conversation long enough for them to find out.17(b) ...
and you can't just tell them because you don't know how they feel about astrology and anyway, it would just sound like a pick-up line. IP: Logged |
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