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Empty Spaces
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posted November 15, 2016 09:34 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Empty Spaces     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
We have some traits of our sign and some we don't,that is normal but I'm talking about those descriptions all over the internet that seems to be set in stone.

For example if I say "I'm capricorn" I automatically hear/read:

"Capricorn people give much more value to work than love."

- "She will remain on a sexless,loveless relationship if that means getting a successful status"

- "Material comfort comes first. "

- "All goats wants a important social status"
- "Work,work,work.That's all that matters"

Surreal! I'm bossy and I may appear cold cuz I keep my feelings caged (don't know how to express them properly) but I'm not a robot!! So no I would not settle for less than a hot passionate relationship.Besides that I want money and comfort like everyone DOES! I would not spend less time with my family to work,work,work.

MOON IN 1ST HOUSE 😢😢😢
" Your feelings are right out there for everyone to see "
"Hyper sensitive and emotional"
"Can't hide their feelings"

We find other traits such mood swings (which is true on my case) but overall the description is the same everywhere:

"You wear your heart on your sleeve! " don't lie!

Absolutely not.I hide my feelings pretty easily.I am not emotional or sensitive!

Of course for some people that rings true but if for you doesn't,you can't run away from it cuz that's all most (99%)of people will say about it and they will confront you if you say NO!! lol
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So what about you guys?Do you see a set in stone description that makes you insane??or just a little mad? Haha Of course we should't give much importance to it cuz we know who we truly are but some descriptions seems to be the same since 3.000 years ago they need to change that!!! 👅👅


Let's break some RULES!

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Aries23Degrees
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posted November 15, 2016 12:28 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Aries23Degrees     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
This should be fun.

Moon in Cancer being CLINGY- I am not
Moody? Guilty

But I think the one that is not mentioned often is that we have a loony sense of humor and are quite animated/erratic and changeable.

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posted November 15, 2016 12:36 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Electro DGX     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Moon in the 8th: Your mother must have been very controlling and manipulative, and could have possibly been overprotective by instilling fear into the child. 🙄🙄🙄

Mars in Scorpio: These people will do absolutely whatever they can in order to get revenge for being wronged.

Saturn in the 6th: Health issues are prominent...no.

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girlwiththerainysoul
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posted November 15, 2016 12:48 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for girlwiththerainysoul     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

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YellowGerbera
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posted November 15, 2016 01:06 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for YellowGerbera     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Pisces love foot massages.

I HATE anyone near my feet!

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Empty Spaces
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posted November 15, 2016 01:44 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Empty Spaces     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by YellowGerbera:
Pisces love foot massages.

I HATE anyone near my feet!


😂😂😂😂

Capricorn erotic area
- " baby touch me THERE!"
- "hum..all right"
- "hey not here,on my knee" 😈

It makes no sense! lol

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Empty Spaces
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posted November 15, 2016 01:48 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Empty Spaces     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Thanks everyone! Very nice examples!

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posted November 15, 2016 01:50 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for teasel     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Venus in Gemini - called all sorts of nasty things. People used to be told to run away from us.

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posted November 15, 2016 01:53 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for moongaze     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I have a lot of Cancer placements and almost every description depicts Cancers as being very clingy, touchy-feely, traditional, and family oriented. I don't relate to any of those traits. However, I do love my family, but not to the point where I have to be by their side 24/7 or call them ever single day. The descriptions make it sound like I would be lost without my family all the time.

I just hate the stereotypes about Cancers in general though. They make them sound like an old-fashioned 1950s' housewife. Well, there's nothing wrong with that I guess, it's just that I don't relate to the stereotype at all and I even have two Cancer planets in the 4th house too.

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posted November 15, 2016 02:09 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ami Anne     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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posted November 15, 2016 02:41 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Venusincap89     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
North Node in 7th House
NN in 7th House people are often referred to as the cheater, deceptive one, etc but what people forget is that 7th house represents others instead of self.
So North Node in the 7th house people should more considered to be the... easily fooled one, etc etc

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posted November 15, 2016 03:15 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for SilverFeather     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Don't get me started on textbook descriptions of Virgo Ascendants -_- like..come one! Not all of us are OCD nervous health-obsessed freaks.
Actually I haven't found a single description that actually matches how it feels like being a Virgo Ascendant.

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posted November 15, 2016 03:37 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Libracorn     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Capricorn Rising:

I get annoyed hearing....

"They're boring.... hardworking... stiff".

That doesn't apply to me at all. Actually I may be quiet, but that doesn't mean I'm boring. You need to get to truly know me, but I guess that's why it's just my Rising sign.

I'm a Libra Sun/Moon sooooo you're in for a big surprise when you get to truly know me under the surface.

Ambitious? Yes...
Hard-working? Not quite. I'm actually lazy and find myself slacking off a lot.
Responsible? Sometimes, but I do have my moments.
Stiff? Yep... I have no rhythm.. but this is only when I'm around a crowd of people I don't know. I loosen up around my friends.
Shy? I try not to be, but it DOES happen.
Cold? NOT AT ALL, I'm actually very friendly and I laugh a lot.. I've also been told that I smile a lot

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posted November 15, 2016 03:40 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Libracorn     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by SilverFeather:
Don't get me started on textbook descriptions of Virgo Ascendants -_- like..come one! Not all of us are OCD nervous health-obsessed freaks.
Actually I haven't found a single description that actually matches how it feels like being a Virgo Ascendant.


Are you sure your birth time is accurate? If you are... do you have anything aspecting your Ascendant or anything in your first house?

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Venusincap89
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posted November 15, 2016 05:29 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Venusincap89     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by SilverFeather:
Don't get me started on textbook descriptions of Virgo Ascendants -_- like..come one! Not all of us are OCD nervous health-obsessed freaks.
Actually I haven't found a single description that actually matches how it feels like being a Virgo Ascendant.


hmm in vedic astrology, you would be Leo ascendant and they mention nothing close of what you just described
Maybe you are more of a leo :s

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posted November 15, 2016 05:48 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Cinnamon sky     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I read in various sources that Mars in Cancer gets turned on sexually by the thought of making a baby. Well, for me that would have the opposite effect multiplied by ten.

Also the family-centeredness of how they put in a box all Cancer Moons. I have always felt isolated when I was living with my parents and the holidays came and I had to stay locked in there for days.
But that's maybe also 11th house influence.

Also Cancer being too sensitive. I think there is no such thing as "too sensitive". that is not a trait, that is a judgement.

Related to Virgo, don't get me started We are of course nit-picky (gonna love this word) boring virgins who cannot wait to clean your sh* all day or something. Ah and we never use swear words, hate sex and read the dictionary when we were five. This last one sounds kinda cool though
I think a great misconception about Virgos that they are not sensitive. I believe they are one of the most sensitive sign, especially to their environment and people around them. And very perceptive, which means that their senses are constantly flooded with information.

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posted November 15, 2016 06:05 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lerena     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
The main problem I have with Taurus descriptions: all joke posts mention we love food. Excuse you. What kind of humor says the same thing about each sign every time anything is posted just to be funny? Broken records are out-of-style so start finding new things that are hilarious about each sign. Yes, I am a Taurus that wants different jokes about my sign. I do have a Gemini Moon, guys.

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I have a lot of Cancer placements and almost every description depicts Cancers as being very clingy, touchy-feely, traditional, and family oriented. I don't relate to any of those traits. However, I do love my family, but not to the point where I have to be by their side 24/7 or call them ever single day. The descriptions make it sound like I would be lost without my family all the time.

I just hate the stereotypes about Cancers in general though. They make them sound like an old-fashioned 1950s' housewife. Well, there's nothing wrong with that I guess, it's just that I don't relate to the stereotype at all and I even have two Cancer planets in the 4th house too.


You mentioned a lot of what I was going to say about Cancers before I decided not to post it. I've noticed that Cancers don't get many good descriptions in general. I've also met way too many Cancers that don't fit the stereotype.

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Related to Virgo, don't get me started We are of course nit-picky (gonna love this word) boring virgins who cannot wait to clean your sh* all day or something. Ah and we never use swear words, hate sex and read the dictionary when we were five. This last one sounds kinda cool though
I think a great misconception about Virgos that they are not sensitive. I believe they are one of the most sensitive sign, especially to their environment and people around them. And very perceptive, which means that their senses are constantly flooded with information.


If someone told me that Virgos never use swear words I'd go around obtaining photo evidence of all the Virgos that swear.

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posted November 15, 2016 06:18 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Chaos     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Empty Spaces, so you, like me, have the (mis)fortune of 1H Moon and Cap Sun? I can't complain, I'm not even bothered by generalizations, they're funny...Sure, I'm sensitive, but I have a Taurus Moon opposed Scorpio Pluto, I'm not a whiny b*tch though, have seen many whiny b*tches that don't have 1H Moon...Also 10H Cap Sun - not that ambitious, actually, my only ambition is to feel happy, cause that's the hardest part, that's the most important life task...but my chart ruler is in H12, and my Sun dispositor is in H8 - not a typical, ambitious Cap, am I?

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posted November 16, 2016 04:18 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for StubbornVirgo     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
That Virgos are nice, girl next door types that are always neat and never late, their floor looks like you could eat off them...

Clearly they've never seen a real Virgo in action. We're just as late, lazy, disorganized, scary and dirty as everybody else.

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posted November 16, 2016 04:19 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for StubbornVirgo     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
^^ This is true. My immediate reaction to a screw up at work is to release a long line of expletives.

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posted November 16, 2016 12:33 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for cottonball     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Taureans are slow. I am actually anything but! In fact I need to learn patience. Also I'm terrible with money and budgeting. Wish it weren't so

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posted November 16, 2016 02:02 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Solar_Leo_Queen     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO START.

I SO agree with the Moon in the 1st house description not being completely accurate. Yeah, people may see it in my face that something's wrong but I prefer to go out somewhere where no one will find me to cry my heart out. I hate it when people think they know what's going on with me when the have 0 idea. Sometimes people think I'm upset about something when I'm really just tired and had no sleep. I'm not even hypersensitive. I don't take everything personally unless I see a good reason to. I'm not emotional either. People have called me heartless before because I didn't care if my actions affected the other person or not. As long as it does not affect me, I don't care. I think sometimes this moon placement is almost similar to Moon in Aries. God knows I can't stand Moon in Aries when they're mad but I guess I can't blame them. I act like them sometimes.

Another thing I hate is when people say that Mars in Libra have a very low sex drive. Those people have not met a real Mars in Libra person. I'm usually the one who initiates it by doing something kinky to make the guy want to do it with me. And I have more energy than the guys I've been with do when it comes to the bedroom. Call me a **** or whatever, but this is just the reality of it. Sure, I'm indecisive at times and prefer to avoid confrontations, but I am not a dead body when it comes to sex. I'm not lazy either. I like to do things and be busy and productive.

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posted November 16, 2016 10:35 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for the89freespirit     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Yes, yes, to the Virgo people and swearing. A lot of people with planets in Virgo have some of the filthiest mouths you'll ever come across. Myself included! (Mercury, Venus, and Mars in Virgo) I curse so much that I have to invent new curse words.

I think it's because we do have that critical side and cursing is just a way to emphasize our point of how stupid or awful something is. I hate that whole thing of "you're so smart and there's so many other words to use." But, why use another word when f*ckwad is so perfect?

Virgo is not at all prim and proper. It is articulate and smart. It likes correctness and values certain manners just because of being humble and not wanting to be a spoiled brat. But, proper? No. And, of course, I think everyone knows by now that Virgo is far from virginal. The only evidence to the contrary are those super-old profiles.

However, it is funny that someone mentioned reading the dictionary because I actually used to do that growing up. I'd look up random words all the time. I still do that online and it sends me down this rabbit hole of looking up the meaning of lots of other words.

So, yeah, Virgo is nerdy about something or another. Whether it's literature, video games, science, cars, astrology, movies, etc. Every person with Virgo planets is probably an encyclopedia of some specialized area and you may not even know it until you get us going about that topic.

That should be talked about more, instead of the "clean freak" stuff. I think Virgo is constantly seen as the more "practical" Mercury child and Gemini is the more intellectual. But, I think Virgo is actually way more intellectual because people with this energy have more concentration and are capable of really turning our mental interests into a long-term hobby or study that we're really good at, instead of just dabbling in it all ADD-like a la Gemini.


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posted November 16, 2016 10:58 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for the89freespirit     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by Solar_Leo_Queen:

I SO agree with the Moon in the 1st house description not being completely accurate. Yeah, people may see it in my face that something's wrong but I prefer to go out somewhere where no one will find me to cry my heart out. I hate it when people think they know what's going on with me when the have 0 idea. Sometimes people think I'm upset about something when I'm really just tired and had no sleep. I'm not even hypersensitive. I don't take everything personally unless I see a good reason to. I'm not emotional either. People have called me heartless before because I didn't care if my actions affected the other person or not. As long as it does not affect me, I don't care. I think sometimes this moon placement is almost similar to Moon in Aries. God knows I can't stand Moon in Aries when they're mad but I guess I can't blame them. I act like them sometimes.


That is really interesting. There is an impulsive quality to the 1st House, which is due to the Aries rulership and also because it's so dominant in our first several years, when we're nothing but a bundle of impulses without any forethought and are learning how we're expected to behave.

Also, the Moon is unconscious and we express it without thinking. So, maybe you and the OP DO wear your feelings on your sleeves but you're just unaware of how you do it? Like you think being open about your feelings means saying "I need you! Comfort me! I'm hurt!" But, maybe it's just that, when you're tired, you don't hide it. When you're over a situation, you don't hide it. Many people do. But, you express it so impulsively and quickly that those internal states come out before you even realize it, hence people's reactions to you. And because you don't think of the consequences of expressing your feelings, you don't have time to stop and reflect on how you "should" and "shouldn't" process your emotions. So, you keep acting that way.

I don't know. I definitely don't want to tell people they're wrong and how they experience their aspects because it's your placement, not mine. But, I think you may be interpreting this placement as crying at the drop of a hat and needing to take care of everyone. Remember, the sign the Moon is in makes a difference and if it's in a sign that's tougher or more detached, you will seem less vulnerable or emotional. But, in a way, not reacting is still reacting and still a mood that can be obvious to others.

If that makes any sense. Besides, when you look or sound anything less than totally happy or having fun, many people will assume something's wrong. So, I'd imagine that happens a lot to Moon in 1st House people haha.

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posted November 16, 2016 11:08 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for SilverFeather     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by Libracorn:
Are you sure your birth time is accurate? If you are... do you have anything aspecting your Ascendant or anything in your first house?

It's accurate the time on my Birth certificate and what my Mom remembers is the same.

I'm a 21° Virgo Ascendant. I have Libra Moon in First House and Sagittarius Sun/Mars squaring my Ascendant. My Asc Trine Uranus/Neptune and sextile Pluto.

Sagittarius Mercury would be my Chart ruler, it conjunct my Pluto and Venus but Square Saturn.

I actually feel a mixture of both Virgo and Libra in the way I behave and come across to most people. I make friends with strangers wherever I go. I'm not afraid to talk to people I don't know. I'm not shy, just more of an introvert(No planets above the horizon).

I don't obsess over my health or the way I look like how most descriptions make Virgo Asc and Suns seem to do. As long as something is comfortable, I wear it lol and I hate shopping. yup a Libra Moon that doesn't like shopping. It happens.
I also hate wearing jewelry ( ring, necklaces..) it makes me uncomfortable and I feel restricted, specially my neck. I don't like anything around my neck.

I'm heavy on Sagittarius (4 personal planets + NN). Maybe that explains why I don't feel my Virgo ascendant as strongly as others.

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