posted December 21, 2016 09:58 PM            

Aries: "Hey, you wanna be friends? Okay, we can be friends, just DON'T MAKE ME ANGRY. I will SHOOT YOU DOWN, YOU HEAR ME?!"

Taurus: "Everybody thinks that I just have so much money and am just so rich, but I don't even have enough to feed my family." *is seen wearing $500 jacket*

Gemini: "Hey random person! Do you want to know about my life, okay so I just went to the store today and I was just looking at some new jeans and I was like, 'omg, these don't fit me at all!' they were like huge and bulbous and, oh did you hear about the new movie coming out?! It is so..."

Cancer: "My mommy won't pick me up from school! I love her so much and she told me that I deal with it. That's so cruel!!" *continues crying endlessly*

Leo: "I just walk into the area and EVERYBODY knows me! I'm just so fabulous; if there's someone not looking at me, I will RIP their head off and hold it so that they are forced to look at me!! So, how was your day? Were you thinking about me?"

Virgo: "Everybody is so disgusting! They never brush their teeth, they've got stains all over their shirts, they don't even see these things! How could they be so oblivious, I mean anybody with common sense should see it!"

Libra: "Oh wow, you're so beautiful and so cool! I just love the way you do things...let's be BESTIES!!!!"
*never answers your calls, never texts you, never asks you to do anything with them* *you meet up again*
"Oh hey! We should totally hang out!"

Scorpio: "I hate you all! All you want to do is get into my privacy! You don't even know how stupid you are; I'm not going to waste my time explaining this to you because you're too stupid to see it. I know you better than you know yourself!!"

Sagittarius: *Is literally so happy you think they are extremely shallow and superficial* "So, I don't want to go to calculus. Let's talk about Jesus! We can do this when we're heading to Greece! I've your tacky tourist outfit already ready!"

Capricorn: "You're just a bunch of whiners. Why don't you just do the work; you'll be done with it anyways. The only reason I have no friends is because everybody thinks I'm a living robot; I mean, I don't understand."

Aquarius: "Hey, come hang out with me and do these things nobody else is interested in! I'm at every group meetup and everybody knows who I am. Look at my alien-like face!"

Pisces: "Who am I? What am I? Where am I? What is this place? Who are you? What are you doing? Oh, is that what you're doing? I think I forgot. Oops, what are we supposed to do? Oh yeah, I remember. I'm you, with all the flaws removed."

posted December 21, 2016 11:36 PM            

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Originally posted by Ayelet:
Good ones! I liked best Pisces, even though the only Pisces placement I have is SN... Very cool. I have Capricorn rising AND friends, haha!

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OMG!!!!

Are they robot friends?

posted December 21, 2016 11:45 PM            

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Originally posted by Gemini Blues:
You think you know me? You think you know me better than I know myself? Well you don't. I'd tell you how you're wrong but then I'd have to tell you about myself. On the Internet. Where everybody could see. I'm just too private for that. And deep. You forgot deep. Now, where did I put that black coat and hat and those mirrored sunglasses?

LOL!

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I know you so well that I know that you have Gemini somewhere in your chart!! SEE

posted December 21, 2016 11:48 PM            

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Originally posted by Electro DGX:
I know you so well that I know that you have Gemini somewhere in your chart!! SEE

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posted December 22, 2016 12:20 AM            

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Originally posted by Gemini Blues:
*Whispers* It's just a cover. 8th house sun. I'm really a Scorpio born in June...

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WHAT A TRAGEDY!!!!

My Cancer Sun in January is coming after you!

posted December 22, 2016 12:24 AM            

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Originally posted by Electro DGX:
OMG!!!!

Are they robot friends?

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Of course

posted December 22, 2016 12:41 AM            

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Originally posted by Electro DGX:
Cancer: "My mommy won't pick me up from school! I love her so much and she told me that I deal with it. That's so cruel!!" *continues crying endlessly*

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posted December 22, 2016 12:51 AM            

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Originally posted by Electro DGX:
WHAT A TRAGEDY!!!!

My Cancer Sun in January is coming after you!

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[Accent = Mock New Jersey]
Yeah, I got your Cancer sun riiight here...
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posted December 22, 2016 09:06 AM            

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Originally posted by visions:
i loved the pisces part so much !!!

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posted December 22, 2016 10:41 AM            

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Originally posted by Electro DGX:
These are not meant to be accurate, it's for entertainment value. If they are accurate, kudos! Enjoy

Aries: "Hey, you wanna be friends? Okay, we can be friends, just DON'T MAKE ME ANGRY. I will SHOOT YOU DOWN, YOU HEAR ME?!"

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I am always in the mood of making new friends. As long as they are enthusiastic and receptive. We will get close in no time.