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Topic: TRUE Crimes for the Signs
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Ami Anne
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From: Pluto/house next to NickiG
Registered: Sep 2010
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posted February 01, 2017 05:49 PM
  
Everyone has a bad boy (or girl) inside. Let’s get some insights into the crimes contemplated(perhaps) by each signAries–Bar fight Taurus—Goes out the back door after a five hundred dollar gourmet meal Gemini-—Defamation. Her gossip, finally, got the best of her. Cancer—Beat up someone who dissed her kid Leo–-Indecent Exposure. YES, it looks beautiful but this is not the time nor place. Virgo-— Driving the get away car–a helper till the end. Libra-—She couldn’t make up her mind which crime to commit and, besides, she just got her nails done. Scorpio-——No brainer——------- rape Sagittarius——Non payment of child support Capricorn-–Embezzlement. Aquarius—Stealing from the charity she founded Pisces-—-Swimming nude while high ------------------
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SirenSong
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From: the Point of Light within the mind of God
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posted February 01, 2017 05:59 PM
Now the Scorpio one is the one I want to see unveiled, the Leos are way too proud of theirs.Deep, Dark Scorpio Mystery. Sweet IP: Logged |
SirenSong
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From: the Point of Light within the mind of God
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posted February 01, 2017 06:13 PM
Then I want to wrap it in silk.
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Ami Anne
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posted February 01, 2017 06:19 PM
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Originally posted by SirenSong:
Then I want to wrap it in silk.
LOL
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SirenSong
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posted February 01, 2017 07:07 PM
These are Great, Ami Anne!Hilarious IP: Logged |
Sulkyarcher
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posted February 01, 2017 08:13 PM
LOL.IP: Logged |
Sulkyarcher
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posted February 01, 2017 08:15 PM
Sagittarius, my sign. Libel.IP: Logged |
Vixen
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posted February 01, 2017 10:34 PM
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Originally posted by Ami Anne:
Leo–-Indecent Exposure. YES, it looks beautiful but this is not the time nor place.[/B]
Bwahaha!! That juice I was drinking is now spluttered all over my screen IP: Logged |
bananaz
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From: Orlando, FL USA
Registered: Feb 2015
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posted February 01, 2017 10:43 PM
Amy I have never swam nude while high! That sounds like so much fun though! One day...IP: Logged |
colorful butterfly
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From: Durham north carolina usa
Registered: May 2015
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posted February 01, 2017 11:16 PM
Cancer sun, very true hurting one of my kids is a death wish for someone . My kids won't even let me fight for them because they are scared for the other person. lolIP: Logged |
Belage
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Registered: Apr 2009
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posted February 02, 2017 12:14 AM
I hollered.Ami, this was truly one of your best!
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anonymidarkness
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posted February 02, 2017 01:08 AM
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Originally posted by Ami Anne:
Pisces-—-Swimming nude while high
lol, piscean utopia IP: Logged |
Angelic star
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Registered: Jan 2017
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posted February 02, 2017 02:32 AM
Pisces sweet IP: Logged |
charlie
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posted February 02, 2017 05:33 AM
I can vouch for following signs:Aries
Taurus
Cancer-among other beat-ups....actually, say or do something bad to ANYONE in my "family" and I'll mess you up!
Capricorn-I'll try and get around governmental red tapes any day of the week...
Leo-it's so NICE to feel the airy breeze on my bare cheeks..
Virgo-I'm a GREAT driver! LOLOL!! IP: Logged |
Ami Anne
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From: Pluto/house next to NickiG
Registered: Sep 2010
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posted February 02, 2017 08:33 AM
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Originally posted by Belage:
I hollered.Ami, this was truly one of your best!
Oh, B. You truly made my day!
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Ami Anne
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posted February 02, 2017 08:35 AM
VixenIf a Gemini can make someone's drink hit the computer scree in laughter, it was a blessed day ------------------
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Ami Anne
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posted February 02, 2017 08:35 AM
Thank you for a ll the great responses. I really appreciate them. ------------------
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SirenSong
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posted February 02, 2017 04:28 PM
It was funny  IP: Logged |
Ami Anne
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From: Pluto/house next to NickiG
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posted February 02, 2017 10:27 PM
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Originally posted by SirenSong:
It was funny
Thank you, S xoxoxo
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Ami Anne
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posted February 02, 2017 10:47 PM
I just did another funny one. I will put it up a little later. "15 Sexual Tidbits"  ------------------
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fireopal09
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From: Uranus
Registered: Oct 2010
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posted February 03, 2017 12:03 AM
I'm sorry, but rape is not a Scorpio thing. They will hunt the rapist and make them pay. ------------------
Claire
"When going gets weird, the weird turn pro."
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Ami Anne
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posted February 03, 2017 08:10 AM
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Originally posted by fireopal09:
I'm sorry, but rape is not a Scorpio thing. They will hunt the rapist and make them pay.
It was a joke. All humor goes over the line. If not, it is not humor. That is, essentially, the DEFINITION of humor, my Friend.
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fireopal09
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From: Uranus
Registered: Oct 2010
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posted February 04, 2017 01:22 AM
Wow. I thought your post was, at best, mildly amusing. If joking about rape is just "humorous" and crossing over the line is just part of comedy, do make some jokes about murdered kids, suicides, etc... I have gallows humor.IP: Logged |
Ann7
Knowflake Posts: 880
From: united states
Registered: May 2009
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posted February 04, 2017 05:58 AM
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Originally posted by fireopal09:
I'm sorry, but rape is not a Scorpio thing. They will hunt the rapist and make them pay.
I have to agree with the above - nothing funny about rape. Scorpio is much more about vengance. With that being said, you know I love your posts and I enjoyed this one. IP: Logged |
Ami Anne
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From: Pluto/house next to NickiG
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posted February 04, 2017 08:17 AM
Hi Ann  ------------------
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