posted May 24, 2017 03:11 AM            

*this is for mostly entertainment purposes. For the Buttthurt Brigade who can't handle this relax & sit this one out

Why your Sign Ain't **** : Gemini Edition
Gemini, gemini, gemini, gemini. I think there should be a new mental disorder, called Gemini. this disorder is a mixture of bipolar disorder, depression, schizophrenia, dissociative personality disorder, borderline personality, AHDH, hypochondriac etc.. Well no etc. just look through the DSM V, retitle it and label it “Gemini” and you will perfectly describe Gemini.

By the way I wrote Gemini four times because I am talking to all of Gemini’s split personalities and their split personalities’ personalities. I won't even get to their split personalities’ personalities' personalities.

Gemini is that sign that is everywhere. Look through various online sites and boards and you will find at least one username that has “Gemini” in it. Whether it be Sexygemini1, da/gemini-***** , geminiluv1. Gemini is one the few signs that is everywhere, talks the most, annoys people the most, and still manages to be incognito. There game puts Scorpio to shame. #no shade.

The funniest thing about it is that Gemini DOES NOT AT ALL try to be incognito. They actually do the opposite. They talk too much, gossip, reveal everything about themselves. Whether it be about their various sex tapes and ratchet sex-escapades that they are self-promoting, various stays in mental institutions and DUIs’ arrests that they are bragging about. all the drugs, alien abductions, and zany, crazy **** that they been through. Gemini's literally have a NONE, LITERALLY ZERO SECRETS. But at the same time, you happen to not know nothing about them. AT ALL

It’s like their words enter into this black hole. Whatever words they spew is sucked into this large cosmic vacuum cleaner that cleans up whatever the **** they threw up on us. As quickly as words enters the atmosphere, the quicker it disappears. This is called the “Gemini Black Hole Effect”.

This is part of what makes them so mental. They are frustrated because they know that whatever they say or do no matter how crazy, disturbing and bizarre it will be forgotten and lost.

You have to remember Gemini is ruled by mercury (messenger of the gods, god of communication). They live to communicate, communication is there water and air. Even so, due to the “Gemini Black hole Effect”, they realize that whatever they say or do, it just gets sucked in. This drives them mad. So they try different ways to communicate; which includes resorting to trickery. Claiming to have twin selves (which is true but no one ever believes them).

People assume Gemini’s are crazy. Maybe they are, maybe they aren't but you will never know. The more people don't believe in their words, the more they talk and communicate, which overall makes them even more misunderstood and mysterious. It is like talking without sound.

Even on the rare occasion that people do listen and their words don’t get trapped in the black hole, it is still hard to understand what the **** a Gemini is saying. It is the fact that Gemini’s words and speech patterns sounds like a warbled mix of that guy in smart guy with the robotic voice in the wheelchair, Stephen Hawking, Busta Rhymes and Cheryl Cole. It just throws people the **** off.

cAN'T Link here: LINK DOES NOT WORK HERE BECAUSE OF CURSE IN THE TITLE OOPS MY BAD

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posted May 24, 2017 03:14 AM            

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Originally posted by soren:
you didnt need to make a post for this

it's obvious

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What do you mean?

posted May 24, 2017 03:15 AM            

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Originally posted by Astrofiend:
What do you mean?

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it went without saying

posted May 24, 2017 03:39 AM            

laughed so hard all through it too!

thank you!

posted May 24, 2017 03:56 AM            

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Originally posted by girlwiththerainysoul:
oh my God this article was brilliant! honestly I'd never read an article describing gemini so well!

laughed so hard all through it too!

thank you!

do you have such articles for other signs too?!

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Yes I have one for each sign. I am glad you enjoyed it. It's supposed to be funny and entertaining (with a little "truth"). Glad you got the humor.

Go check out my blog

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Hi everyone, I am blogger known as Astrofiend or @strofiend

Here’s my blog link:

http://theastrofiend.blogspot.com/

posted May 24, 2017 03:58 AM            

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Originally posted by Astrofiend:
Yes I have one for each sign. I am glad you enjoyed it. It's supposed to be funny and entertaining (with a little "truth"). Glad you got the humor.

Go check out my blog

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posted May 24, 2017 12:14 PM            

"We" discussed it and found your thoughts to be hilarious! (gem sun)

Having a reason and excuse to get together for Group Therapy is ~always nice!

(clip) Group Therapy (from movie Patch Adams with Robin Williams) [2:11] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sk9mR3zjrkk

It's almost Patch Adams Birthday!

He has a Gemini Sun, and a Sagittarius Rising, with 29+ Sag Moon.
http://www.astro.com/astro-databank/Adams,_Patch

More about his organization here... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patch_Adams

Plus, he's the original 'Red Nose' inspiration--

(clip) The Children's Ward (scene from movie Patch Adams) [3:28] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byPJ22JDFjI

So I'll plug Red Nose Day for this year, as well. http://rednoseday.org/

See that? ... We're good at multi-layering/multi-tasking! Absolute info'giving dataslutz!!!

We just like to connect with people and help them!

(clip) I Want to Help People (scene from Patch Adams, 1998) [1:30] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKl8s0EO5T4

posted May 24, 2017 06:34 PM            

Why would I have to be angry with a Gemini? I roasted all the signs my darling.

posted May 24, 2017 08:35 PM            

that'd be a cool tradition

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and then when you grow beyond what is commonly accepted as truth, and cast the light,

posted May 25, 2017 08:26 AM            

@Gemini30: Why are you offended? FYI this article is tame compared to some of the other signs.

@DualGemV2: I am glad this made you smile, much better than the human organ meat you're getting from Mickey D's

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Hi everyone, I am blogger known as Astrofiend or @strofiend

Here’s my blog link:
http://theastrofiend.blogspot.com/