posted June 21, 2017 07:01 PM            

*this is for mostly entertainment purposes. For the Buttthurt Brigade who can't handle this relax & sit this one out

Why your Sign Ain't **** : Cancer Edition

Cancer is the epitome of butthurtness. So much so, that it puts Scorpio to shame. Here is the definition of butt-hurt in the dictionary:

Butt-hurt: noun: An archetype of the zodiac sign, Cancer and all water signs
Synomns: Scorpio, Pisces, water signs, moon, Drake

Not only that, but there is a picture of Drake next to this definition. Side note: Though he is a Super Scorpio (with sun, mercury, venus, and pluto in Scorpio) he has moon in Cancer, which pretty much means he’s inherit the Butt-hurt gene (to the maximum degree). Generally water signs all possess the butt-hurt gene.

Anyway aside from the butt-hurtness, Cancers are moody forever pms-ing (men included) needy sissy-pants. Cancers are always crying, always moody, always venting, like shut the **** up.

There are only two things a Cancer is good for. One is body warmth (generally this is because they are lazy home-bodied fat ***** , plus Cancer women have big ******* ).

The second thing is food (they are bomb ass cookers). Cancers are good cooks because they have unhealthy obsession with their family, particularly their mother, to the point where it borders incest.

I bet if a Cancer’s mom was cremated,
that Cancer will have sex with her ashes.

Cancer will do anything for their family and close ones, including killing for them (or killing them). Though Cancers are sissies, the oxymoron is they are also secretly violent and thuggish. I read somewhere that Cancer makes up the most arrests for violent crimes (crime of passion).

The moon (aka luna) rules over the sign Cancer. Luna aka Lunatic, these people are the real nuts of the zodiac and are bat-**** crazy. Don’t mess with them because as a cardinal water sign they are liable to do something.

If you haven’t yet realized this Cancers, these are the reasons why your sign ain’t **** .

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posted June 21, 2017 09:17 PM            

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posted June 22, 2017 07:19 AM            

The problem is it gets confusing when people with Cancer placements play the victim card to much.

You want to express some condolences but at the same time they don't stop the cycle of behavior to stop it from re occurring.

My mom needs time to recharge after an argument. Instead of using that time to rethinking her decisions and asking what went wrong she'll go back to making the same mistakes again.

I will probably get flack for saying this theres a Venus Cancer female I know of she gets hurt all the time when ever she seeks the wrong people.

At the same time she is a victim but at the same time she keeps seeking relationships with the wrong people, every time leads to more heartbreak.

To be fair I have my failings too with my cancer placement.

My mars in Cancer makes me focus on the risk first, once I mitigate my risk then I proceed.

(lol, this sorta mitigates what I said about the Cancer Venus female above. Its sorta a risk to say what I said on lindaland since its a female dominate site. But I figure by explaining my failings with my Cancer Mars and being fair..it not too bad in that sense).

Anyway mars cancer can be a good thing or bad thing depending on how you look at it. I'm so glad I didn't buy a house a 25% correction is clearly in the works (Canadian Housing Market).

But I have had times when I wished I throw caution out of the way and went all the way thought. Theres that constant felling of having to protect yourself not to be a victim or taken advantage of.

posted June 23, 2017 09:12 PM            

Venus in Cancer girl- Maybe there is something else going on in her chart other than her Venus in Cancer. Perhaps a Venus Saturn or Pluto aspect?

posted June 24, 2017 09:02 AM            

Everybody has a shadow side.

I'm a Scorpio stellium and I think Cancers are mean as crap.

I get my feelings hurt so easily by these cry babies which is why it's so frustrating.

I have a weak spot for 'em.

It's like this based off the Cancers I've befriended/ dated:

They're just as vindictive, spiteful, and intense as Scorpios, which we love and adore because it shows how deep their feelings go which matches ours, BUT Cancers don't understand the concept of loyalty. Now don't get me wrong when I say this. They're loyal to a T in the general sense but they will have you second guessing their intentions because of their moodiness. One minute they're blaming you for all their problems and the next they're praising you for giving such good advice and being there to help them through those same problems. It's mind-boggling to actually witness. These people take the cake.

Scorpios aren't nearly as savage.

A Scorpio is cut and dry with their vengience.