posted July 04, 2017 09:20 PM            

Trolling is an online phenomena that became popular after the invention of social media. If you are not sure what a troll is, here is a definition:

Trolls typically hide behind the laptops and its their personal mission to make someone feel bad about themselves.

Anyway, somehow trolling and astrology got inside my head and I had a brilliant idea. How the 12 Signs of the Zodiac Troll Online? I thought of the reasons why each sign would do it and how they will defend themselves once they are found out as trolls.

Fire Signs:

Aries Troll
Reasons: Anger, angry with the whole world.
Trolling Method: Insults, curses, and threatens violence.

Leos Troll
Reasons: Insecurity and wants attention.
Trolling Method: Pretends to get offended, gives backhanded compliments and self promotes themselves.

Sagittarius Troll
Reasons: Restless, out of $$$ for drugs and high wore down
Trolling Method: Ramble self righteous nonsense then disappears.

Earth Signs:

Taurus Troll
Reasons: Is broke, fat, and ugly.
Trolling Method: Say something even more vile and then does not say anything.

Virgos Troll
Reasons: Life feels disorganized, and does not feel perfect
Trolling Method: Know it all, states facts and why you are wrong.

Capricorn Troll
Reasons: Hates career and life, depressed
Trolling Method: Cynical, sarcastic comments and responds, threaten to kill self (means it)

Air Signs:

Gemini Troll
Reasons: Bored, phone died, and has no one to talk to.
Trolling Method: Offensive, slightly funny, sporadic comebacks

Libra Troll
Reasons: Feeling ugly, unpopular, no boyfriend/girlfriend
Trolling Method: Apologizes, plays nice guy but is very passive aggressive.

Aquarius Troll
Reasons: Social revolution failed, does not feel special
Trolling Method: Comments with God complex and says something random/weird.

Water Signs:

Cancer Troll
Reasons: sad, hangry (hungry+angry), paper cut, indigestion
Trolling Method: Complain while trying to get others to like them.

Scorpio Troll
Reasons: Hates life, depress, addicted to drugs
Trolling Method: Scorpios silently lurks then responds with ****** comments (such as Go Kill Yourself).

Pisces Troll
Reasons: Sobriety, reality sets in and delusions crushed
Trolling Method: Lies then tries to make you feel bad when called out. Then plays victims while manipulating others.

I hope you enjoyed this, btw I promise I am not trolling.

Link to Blog Post: http://theastrofiend.blogspot.com/2016/01/how-12-signs-of-zodiac-troll-online.html

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posted July 04, 2017 10:01 PM            

I liked Aquarius and Cancer.
Revolution failed... and new word hangry!!! :laughing

posted July 05, 2017 01:38 AM            

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Originally posted by mirage29:
Funny!

I liked Aquarius and Cancer.
Revolution failed... and new word hangry!!! :laughing

Thanks for the levity, Astrofiend!

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posted July 05, 2017 02:10 AM            

Method of trolling is more Libra. Very passive-aggressive. I dont want to re-read a response on Facebook and think "What the hell was I thinking?"

posted July 05, 2017 07:41 AM            

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Originally posted by Astrofiend:
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Gemini Troll
Reasons: Bored, phone died, and has no one to talk to.
Trolling Method: Offensive, slightly funny, sporadic comebacks

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Very true both on and offline.

For example one of my coworkers I really dislike overpaid for a house in the middle of nowhere which I thought was foolish.

I then said to him "I can see why you bought that house that village is missing its idiot, you've filled his spot".

posted July 05, 2017 12:04 PM            

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Aries Troll
Reasons: Anger, angry with the whole world.
Trolling Method: Insults, curses, and threatens violence.

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Virgos Troll
Reasons: Life feels disorganized, and does not feel perfect
Trolling Method: Know it all, states facts and why you are wrong.

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Capricorn Troll
Reasons: Hates career and life, depressed
Trolling Method: Cynical, sarcastic comments and responds, threaten to kill self (means it)

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Gemini Troll
Reasons: Bored, phone died, and has no one to talk to.
Trolling Method: Offensive, slightly funny, sporadic comebacks

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