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Topic: Why your Sign Ain't Shite: Virgo Edition
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Astrofiend Knowflake Posts: 105 From: Registered: May 2017
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posted August 24, 2017 10:53 PM
Why your Sign Ain't **** : Virgo Edition http://theastrofiend.blogspot.com/2015/08/why-your-sign-aint-**** -virgo-edition.htmlOooh Virgo I got a lot of **** to say about you. Virgos are one of the most complex signs in the zodiac. They are also full of so many contradictions. They can easily point out and have a written list of all the things that are wrong with you, while at the same time being so insecure and striving for perfection. They are not arrogant, but they have an intellectual superiority complex that literally rivals Aquarius. I once had a Virgo tell me say, "I am literally right all the time, I have never been wrong, I think I am a genius." She wasn't joking or bragging, she was stating "facts." If Virgo's had self esteem and confidence in themselves, I literally think they will make the best serial killers and the perfect sociopath. The only real thing that Virgo got going for themselves is the fact that they are very sure about their intellectual capabilities. They are know it alls that literally know it all (well they know more than you.). This probably why they get some much hate. People don't like to be wrong, bruises the ego and **** . The funny thing about it is, if you ever get the rare chance to correct a Virgo, especially in a social setting, this will literally destroy them. Yes they are hypocrites too!!!! Virgo's are evil. Their critiques and criticisms is Satan speaking through them. They will literally be Satan in the flesh if they happen to have a stellium in Virgo and Scorpio. What makes them so evil is the fact they don't do evil to feed their ego, its not personal or emotional or for social acceptance. They are evil simply because they are striving for perfection. Apparently Perfection is above humanity (and decency). A lot of people, sleep on Virgo. Hidden behind all their basic-ness, insecurity, and pristine image is a manipulative, sexually deviant and very masterful **** on stealth mode. They're power is their minds and their words (hello they are ruled by the brain god Mercury). They say and do one thing and then they say and do another thing. Again they are contradictions (blame it on mercury and its mutable-ness). They **** shame you for having one night stands, but get their back blown out in an S & M session with their dominant every other weekend. They body shame you after you eat too much at a restaurant, but purges as soon as they get home. One last thing to mention is that Virgo's are not special or unique at all and are the literal definition of conformity and boredom. For one thing is the fact that it shares its ruling planet with Gemini (FYI: Virgo is considered the bad side of Mercury). Second they are the definition of a basic ***** /dude (don't get them started on the functionality of leggings). Boring, predictable, their personalities are comparable to an unsalted saltine cracker. This is partially why they constantly keep themselves busy and striving for perfection because they really know deep down they are not **** . And this is why Virgo ain't **** P.S: I know you got something to say, Virgo, I will be waiting for you to clap back. Check my blog post for funny pictures & gifs. ------------------ Hi everyone, I am blogger known as Astrofiend or @strofiend Here’s my blog link: http://theastrofiend.blogspot.com/ I also have a Facebook page. If you like this blog and wanna follow me on Facebook search for Theastrofiend IP: Logged |
StubbornVirgo Knowflake Posts: 2093 From: Welcome to Mercury Registered: Jul 2015
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posted August 24, 2017 11:25 PM
If I like someone, I will often cushion the blow - I will sugar-coat it, to a point. If I don't like them, well, they can have the unedited version. This is often why I hang out with Capricorns or people with plenty of earth in their charts (but mostly Capricorns, really). I usually don't have to sugar-coat anything with them. When I open my mouth to point something out, they've already seen it, fixed it and moved on. It makes relationships so much easier.We also typically prefer animals over people. Animals are simpler - they can't lie to you. They are who they are, take it or leave it. Complicated relationships can be too much for know-it-all neurotics such as ourselves. IP: Logged |
girlwiththerainysoul Knowflake Posts: 1542 From: Registered: Jul 2016
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posted August 25, 2017 12:45 AM
haha this was hiLLarious!I'm not a virgo, but my sun is in the virgo decan so I associate to some degree with them IP: Logged |
Orange Knowflake Posts: 6839 From: Georgia Registered: May 2009
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posted August 25, 2017 02:42 AM
Virgos are vvvvvery picky. Nothing satisfies their eye. So if you nailed a Virgo, consider that a compliment, for you are something special indeed.IP: Logged |
Dee Moderator Posts: 3961 From: Registered: Apr 2009
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posted August 25, 2017 02:45 AM
Virgo's put up with a lot of ******** . Put to much time into lost causes. We are only neat freaks because we live in chaos of what some others make. IP: Logged |
Dee Moderator Posts: 3961 From: Registered: Apr 2009
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posted August 25, 2017 02:50 AM
And yes i prefer animals over people!IP: Logged |
Dee Moderator Posts: 3961 From: Registered: Apr 2009
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posted August 25, 2017 02:52 AM
I must add Aquaiun men are the bane of my existance! IP: Logged |
StubbornVirgo Knowflake Posts: 2093 From: Welcome to Mercury Registered: Jul 2015
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posted August 25, 2017 03:16 AM
quote: Originally posted by Orange: Virgos are vvvvvery picky. Nothing satisfies their eye. So if you nailed a Virgo, consider that a compliment, for you are something special indeed.
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StubbornVirgo Knowflake Posts: 2093 From: Welcome to Mercury Registered: Jul 2015
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posted August 25, 2017 03:30 AM
quote: Originally posted by Dee: And yes i prefer animals over people!
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Dee Moderator Posts: 3961 From: Registered: Apr 2009
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posted August 25, 2017 03:32 AM
quote: Originally posted by StubbornVirgo:
Yes this! IP: Logged |
Dee Moderator Posts: 3961 From: Registered: Apr 2009
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posted August 25, 2017 03:34 AM
Another thing Virgo's like is believe it or not is FREEDOM!IP: Logged |
Orange Knowflake Posts: 6839 From: Georgia Registered: May 2009
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posted August 25, 2017 08:04 AM
Yes to all that Dee is sayingespecially the living in somebody else's chaos ...oy vey do i know this too well and the animals preference and the freedom part yup, Virgo sis I love Aquarian men, thou...luv them IP: Logged |
9thScorpio Knowflake Posts: 117 From: Registered: May 2017
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posted August 25, 2017 09:13 AM
Dee and Orange are right about many many things!Anyways, I've waited for this post and boy oh boy, did you deliver! Laughed so hard. Thanks! ------------------ Sun in Virgo Moon in Scorpio Venus in Scorpio Jupiter in Scorpio Pluto in Scorpio MC in Scorpio NN in Scorpio ASC in Capricorn IP: Logged |
Dee Moderator Posts: 3961 From: Registered: Apr 2009
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posted August 25, 2017 12:37 PM
quote: Originally posted by Orange: Yes to all that Dee is sayingespecially the living in somebody else's chaos ...oy vey do i know this too well and the animals preference and the freedom part yup, Virgo sis I love Aquarian men, thou...luv them
Unfortunately i have loved Aquarian men my whole life, am now divorced from one after 28 years.. And had two prior long term relationships with Aquarians. I now have to change my attractions for my own sanity. EDIT I only used the quote feature because its easier to reply as I'm posting from a phone.but if you want me to i can remove it ❤
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Orange Knowflake Posts: 6839 From: Georgia Registered: May 2009
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posted August 25, 2017 03:09 PM
Its ok, Deewhat in your chart connects with the aqua people? I have a natal Moon-Venus trine and Aquarius turns that trine into a Grand Trine, the energy is nice. However, the late Aquarius turn my natal T-square ( mars, saturn -neptune) into a Grand square, so thats an ouch. IP: Logged |
Dee Moderator Posts: 3961 From: Registered: Apr 2009
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posted August 25, 2017 10:52 PM
Orange,the only connection to aquarius in my chart that i know of is the south node.IP: Logged |
ScandinavianCrab Knowflake Posts: 124 From: Scandinavia Registered: Aug 2013
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posted August 26, 2017 01:25 PM
Wonderful!! Cant wait for the Leo and Cancer-version.IP: Logged |
erickaf Knowflake Posts: 1863 From: Europe Registered: Oct 2014
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posted August 26, 2017 03:49 PM
Hi link doesn't work. IP: Logged |