posted October 09, 2017 07:52 PM            

I'm choosing desserts for my first post because I'm avoiding sweets... And I like to torture myself, obviously.

Aries: You don't have time or patience to sit at a table. You need something that can be eaten on the go while you're shopping, doing sports or waging war against titans.

Red velvet ice cream hits the spot for you. Plus if you take 2 cones and put them on your head, you magically turn into a ram.

Taurus: Tiramisu. Decadent, full of calories, luscious and boozy. You always want seconds of this stuff!

Gemini: Baklava, because you're nutty but you're full of honey ;D can be eaten in small portions with a cup of espresso during a nice conversation. (God I want some now)

Cancer: Lava cake. Inside that cakey interior is delicious chocolate sauce just waiting to ooze out if you manage to get them to open up to you.

Leo: Lemon cream cheese bars for the kings and queens. Crispy crust, creamy interior and a pleasant citrusy tang that'll make your tongue burn for another bite - which is how people feel when they meet you.

posted October 09, 2017 07:53 PM            

Virgo: Chocolate and raspberry mousse. It's so amazing you're almost afraid to mess up this gorgeous work of art. Mysterious, beautiful, soft and neat, just like you.

Libra: Macaron - soft colors, soft texture, delicate flavor - absolutely delicious. Sometimes I don't know whether to eat these or decorate everything with them cause they're so pleasing to the eye.

Scorpio: Blackout chocolate cake. Sinfully divine. One bite and you'll never be the same. Either you'll love it, or you won't survive it!

Sagi: You're a log cake. IDK I get log cake vibes from you. They ARE delicious. Maybe it's because I picture you on an adventure, backpacking through the woods with a stack of books, and maybe even sleeping in a tree.

Capricorn: Peanut butter pie cause Everybody likes cappies, and almost everybody loves peanutty things. Anything peanut related is serious business and it's your responsibility to enjoy this universal joy! Diligently work through each bite and when you're done, have another slice!

Aquarius:
It took me awhile to find something unique and delicious enough to represent our beloved, original, eccentric and rebellious little Aquas.
I finally settled on this excessively decorated cake to represent all of their bright ideas.

Pisces: Unicorn angel food cake - cause let's face it, this stuff is so delicate and spongy, it sucks everything up, and it's like eating a cloud, which is where their head is. What else sucks things up? Pisces. Make sure this cake only absorbs scrumptious goodness, and it is deeelish! And soft and squishy like the Pisces.

posted October 10, 2017 01:02 PM            

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Originally posted by TaurusVenusGirl:
I wanna eat them all, said the Taurus.

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