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Topic: The true reason why sag women are the worst
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MonteCristo
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posted August 09, 2021 03:21 PM
  
Just kidding, They’re awesome, have a great monday everyone lolIP: Logged |
GemJams
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posted August 09, 2021 03:46 PM
My first thought was,not another one!IP: Logged |
hypatia238
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From: Mercury novile and parallel Pluto, Pluto septile Southnode
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posted August 09, 2021 04:47 PM
HahahahahahahahaBless your heart, thank you for this! You have a wonderful day as well! IP: Logged |
athenaia
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Registered: May 2015
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posted August 09, 2021 05:38 PM
lmao you had me in the first half nglIP: Logged |
hypatia238
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From: Mercury novile and parallel Pluto, Pluto septile Southnode
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posted August 09, 2021 07:49 PM
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Originally posted by GemJams:
My first thought was,not another one!
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GalacticCoreExplosionV2
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posted August 09, 2021 09:19 PM
Haha, I had a feeling it was going to be something like this, but I still got a chuckle out of it. Cheers IP: Logged |
Seraphinesky
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From: jupiter
Registered: Nov 2020
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posted August 10, 2021 08:35 AM
Aw thats just lovely  know know a very very lovely Sagitarrius lady shes awesomeIP: Logged |
MonteCristo
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posted August 10, 2021 04:14 PM
I haven’t read too much about all of those sag/Leo posts, but every time I see one it makes me laugh.
Thought I’d contribute 😂IP: Logged |
Stawr
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posted August 10, 2021 06:10 PM
LOL!!!!!!!!!IP: Logged |
plutonianmenace
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From: Iowa
Registered: Feb 2021
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posted August 10, 2021 09:57 PM
Sagittarius women are the worst when they are paired up with a Leo man. Yo yo yo, so like, listen, lemme tell y'all a story.One time, we had this pair in college. Dude was a backup football player and the girl was some low key slutty hipster. So for a class we all went on this camping trip right. Things were tame for the most part but these two lil satans were just being trolls the whole time pranking people. At one point, we all decide to go swimming in the nearby lake. It's all good for a while but you won't believe what happens next. So Leo is in his swim trunks and Sag is in her two piece. Sag kinda looks like Elizabeth Banks and Leo like Paul Rudd. Leo freaking PANTS'D Sag girl as she is standing and all we see is a blonde stubble bush. She gets shocked and hits him playfully as he laughs, we are all like dude, wtf. Before we know it, Leo carries her away over his shoulders and we are all still like WTF. Needless to say, the smashed that night and then the next morning she is all weird hitting him being all like "he's a perv OMG". IP: Logged |
MonteCristo
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posted August 10, 2021 10:14 PM
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Originally posted by plutonianmenace:
Sagittarius women are the worst when they are paired up with a Leo man. Yo yo yo, so like, listen, lemme tell y'all a story.One time, we had this pair in college. Dude was a backup football player and the girl was some low key slutty hipster. So for a class we all went on this camping trip right. Things were tame for the most part but these two lil satans were just being trolls the whole time pranking people. At one point, we all decide to go swimming in the nearby lake. It's all good for a while but you won't believe what happens next. So Leo is in his swim trunks and Sag is in her two piece. Sag kinda looks like Elizabeth Banks and Leo like Paul Rudd. Leo freaking PANTS'D Sag girl as she is standing and all we see is a blonde stubble bush. She gets shocked and hits him playfully as he laughs, we are all like dude, wtf. Before we know it, Leo carries her away over his shoulders and we are all still like WTF. Needless to say, the smashed that night and then the next morning she is all weird hitting him being all like "he's a perv OMG".
Oh yeah that sounds really bad actually. One time when I was in the woods with my friends, just drinking some brewskis and eating green beans, this Sagittarius chick wearing a flannel tank top and ski boots came up to me, and was like hey I want some green beans, can I have some. I was like who do you think you are? These are mine, no you can’t have any. Why are you asking. Gosh darn it all to heck! If you know anything about me you know I don’t share my food, especially my green beans.
So anyways this Sagittarius chick has the audacity to eat a green bean and then walks away like it’s nothing.
They’re literal devils, man.
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GalacticCoreExplosionV2
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posted August 10, 2021 10:45 PM
Lol yep, literal devils. Leggo my legumes..? Or, exhume my legumes from your intestines? IP: Logged |
MonteCristo
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posted August 10, 2021 11:00 PM
Leggo my legumes 😂😂IP: Logged |
GalacticCoreExplosionV2
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posted August 10, 2021 11:10 PM
M.C., you and I need to go on a comedy tour together acting this stuff out. I can be the thirsty Sagittarius chick (maybe as Rezzina the sexy reptilian?), and you can be the macho Leo male beast who teaches little ole me some "lessons" (perhaps some common courtesy and manners for one?). A little gender bending never hurt anymore, and hey, I share the same b-day with the non binary pop star himself (or theyselves?), David Bowie. IP: Logged |
MonteCristo
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posted August 10, 2021 11:18 PM
Okay but who is bringing the green beans???????Plutonianmenace? Lol IP: Logged |
GalacticCoreExplosionV2
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posted August 10, 2021 11:22 PM
Hell, I would pay myself to see that shite. Whaddaya say P.M., bringing da beans? IP: Logged |
GalacticCoreExplosionV2
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posted August 11, 2021 12:47 PM
The Menacing Meme continues... http://www.linda-goodman.com/ubb/Forum35/HTML/011274.html IP: Logged |
TensionEmpire
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Registered: Sep 2014
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posted August 14, 2021 07:09 AM
they go down hardIP: Logged |
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